JP
@jenpot.bsky.social
Dog lover, cat owner, food fan, wants a quiet life.
I've been home alone for like 4 days now and I'm totally over it. Cat is fun and all but I miss A.
Plus it's really hard to make flat pack furniture without someone to hold the other side up. And I've no-one to cook for so I default to toast and sadness.
Plus it's really hard to make flat pack furniture without someone to hold the other side up. And I've no-one to cook for so I default to toast and sadness.
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I've been home alone for like 4 days now and I'm totally over it. Cat is fun and all but I miss A.
Plus it's really hard to make flat pack furniture without someone to hold the other side up. And I've no-one to cook for so I default to toast and sadness.
Plus it's really hard to make flat pack furniture without someone to hold the other side up. And I've no-one to cook for so I default to toast and sadness.
If you follow @katebevan.com you'll know exactly what I'm doing today.
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
If you follow @katebevan.com you'll know exactly what I'm doing today.
Anyone got a good beef shin recipe? I don't want to pad it with tomato, I want it rich as all hell, sticky and falling apart.
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Anyone got a good beef shin recipe? I don't want to pad it with tomato, I want it rich as all hell, sticky and falling apart.
Today, we eat. Maybe.
Why are cats?
Why are cats?
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Today, we eat. Maybe.
Why are cats?
Why are cats?
House Pasta for dinner tonight. Not had it in AGES.
Garlic, then courgette ribbons. Olives. Capers. Add the linguine and emulsify with pasta water, Grana and truffle oil. Eat smugly.
Garlic, then courgette ribbons. Olives. Capers. Add the linguine and emulsify with pasta water, Grana and truffle oil. Eat smugly.
November 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
House Pasta for dinner tonight. Not had it in AGES.
Garlic, then courgette ribbons. Olives. Capers. Add the linguine and emulsify with pasta water, Grana and truffle oil. Eat smugly.
Garlic, then courgette ribbons. Olives. Capers. Add the linguine and emulsify with pasta water, Grana and truffle oil. Eat smugly.
While this is truly awful, it is still more coherent than the dreams I have nightly.
If I could monetise my dreams into media, I'd be a billionaire.
If I could monetise my dreams into media, I'd be a billionaire.
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
While this is truly awful, it is still more coherent than the dreams I have nightly.
If I could monetise my dreams into media, I'd be a billionaire.
If I could monetise my dreams into media, I'd be a billionaire.
My phone is knackered.
So I'm trying to buy a new one. Can't use the OTP because I can't get a text. Can't use the fingerprint scanner because my phone is knackered.
You see how this goes?
I need to go two miles down the road to get a phone signal to buy a new phone.
So I'm trying to buy a new one. Can't use the OTP because I can't get a text. Can't use the fingerprint scanner because my phone is knackered.
You see how this goes?
I need to go two miles down the road to get a phone signal to buy a new phone.
October 24, 2025 at 10:24 AM
My phone is knackered.
So I'm trying to buy a new one. Can't use the OTP because I can't get a text. Can't use the fingerprint scanner because my phone is knackered.
You see how this goes?
I need to go two miles down the road to get a phone signal to buy a new phone.
So I'm trying to buy a new one. Can't use the OTP because I can't get a text. Can't use the fingerprint scanner because my phone is knackered.
You see how this goes?
I need to go two miles down the road to get a phone signal to buy a new phone.
I've been forced back onto Facebook because everyone* in the village is a boomer and all the local groups are on there.
*not all of them, and even the ones that are have been so friendly and welcoming. But, Facebook. Ick.
*not all of them, and even the ones that are have been so friendly and welcoming. But, Facebook. Ick.
October 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I've been forced back onto Facebook because everyone* in the village is a boomer and all the local groups are on there.
*not all of them, and even the ones that are have been so friendly and welcoming. But, Facebook. Ick.
*not all of them, and even the ones that are have been so friendly and welcoming. But, Facebook. Ick.
Yes. Got my first job in London, met the man I now live with, met one of my closest friends, made countless others, won amazing prizes in competitions. Twitter was my life for 12 years in many ways.
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Yes. Got my first job in London, met the man I now live with, met one of my closest friends, made countless others, won amazing prizes in competitions. Twitter was my life for 12 years in many ways.
Years of gentle pisstaking from my partner about how middle class my cookware is.
We move to a house with an induction hob. Le Creuset for the win.
We move to a house with an induction hob. Le Creuset for the win.
October 6, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Years of gentle pisstaking from my partner about how middle class my cookware is.
We move to a house with an induction hob. Le Creuset for the win.
We move to a house with an induction hob. Le Creuset for the win.
We have moved house!
The stress has been off the charts at points. Some things have gone wrong. Very wrong
But we are in, Cat is exploring and all around is silence. No sirens. No engines revving. Just weather, the wind in the leaves and the ringing in my ears from city life.
#TheGoodLife
The stress has been off the charts at points. Some things have gone wrong. Very wrong
But we are in, Cat is exploring and all around is silence. No sirens. No engines revving. Just weather, the wind in the leaves and the ringing in my ears from city life.
#TheGoodLife
October 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
We have moved house!
The stress has been off the charts at points. Some things have gone wrong. Very wrong
But we are in, Cat is exploring and all around is silence. No sirens. No engines revving. Just weather, the wind in the leaves and the ringing in my ears from city life.
#TheGoodLife
The stress has been off the charts at points. Some things have gone wrong. Very wrong
But we are in, Cat is exploring and all around is silence. No sirens. No engines revving. Just weather, the wind in the leaves and the ringing in my ears from city life.
#TheGoodLife
@nicmiller.bsky.social to lighten your day somewhat, I found this while packing.
October 1, 2025 at 9:49 AM
@nicmiller.bsky.social to lighten your day somewhat, I found this while packing.
Stress levels almost at boiling point. We move house on Friday. I'm still working. There is so much to do - mostly throwing the freezer contents in bin bags and running away.
September 29, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Stress levels almost at boiling point. We move house on Friday. I'm still working. There is so much to do - mostly throwing the freezer contents in bin bags and running away.
I've just set this as my ringtone.
I'm going to turn it up LOUD at work tomorrow and see who knows it. I'm a millennial. This is my idea of fun.
I'm going to turn it up LOUD at work tomorrow and see who knows it. I'm a millennial. This is my idea of fun.
I had no idea dial-up still existed.
Fellow elder millennials, this is for you. 🫶🏽
Fellow elder millennials, this is for you. 🫶🏽
September 19, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I've just set this as my ringtone.
I'm going to turn it up LOUD at work tomorrow and see who knows it. I'm a millennial. This is my idea of fun.
I'm going to turn it up LOUD at work tomorrow and see who knows it. I'm a millennial. This is my idea of fun.
September 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
People who don't love cooking will never understand the frustration of having the perfect tool for the job but it being in storage because you are moving house ANY YEAR NOW* and had to declutter for the photos a decade ago.
*In a matter of weeks 🤞
#conveyancinghell
*In a matter of weeks 🤞
#conveyancinghell
September 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
People who don't love cooking will never understand the frustration of having the perfect tool for the job but it being in storage because you are moving house ANY YEAR NOW* and had to declutter for the photos a decade ago.
*In a matter of weeks 🤞
#conveyancinghell
*In a matter of weeks 🤞
#conveyancinghell
Suki's current kibble has crunchy fishies and chewy chunkies.
I've finally realised she picks out all the chewy chunkies and leaves the cr0nch until she has to.
I've finally realised she picks out all the chewy chunkies and leaves the cr0nch until she has to.
September 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Suki's current kibble has crunchy fishies and chewy chunkies.
I've finally realised she picks out all the chewy chunkies and leaves the cr0nch until she has to.
I've finally realised she picks out all the chewy chunkies and leaves the cr0nch until she has to.
Just found myself a well loved Romertopf for the princely sum of £2 in the good charity shop.
Naturally, I wasn't able to resist.
However, what I actually need is a set of air fryer tins. Don't suppose you've got anything in that wheelhouse @nethertonfoundry.bsky.social ?
Naturally, I wasn't able to resist.
However, what I actually need is a set of air fryer tins. Don't suppose you've got anything in that wheelhouse @nethertonfoundry.bsky.social ?
September 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Just found myself a well loved Romertopf for the princely sum of £2 in the good charity shop.
Naturally, I wasn't able to resist.
However, what I actually need is a set of air fryer tins. Don't suppose you've got anything in that wheelhouse @nethertonfoundry.bsky.social ?
Naturally, I wasn't able to resist.
However, what I actually need is a set of air fryer tins. Don't suppose you've got anything in that wheelhouse @nethertonfoundry.bsky.social ?
I am *so* impatient to move house.
I just want to sort everything. To know what's in the cupboards. To be able to plan.
I'm dying to get my hands on that polytunnel and plan next years crop.
And to not commute on the M25 anymore.
I just want to sort everything. To know what's in the cupboards. To be able to plan.
I'm dying to get my hands on that polytunnel and plan next years crop.
And to not commute on the M25 anymore.
September 4, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I am *so* impatient to move house.
I just want to sort everything. To know what's in the cupboards. To be able to plan.
I'm dying to get my hands on that polytunnel and plan next years crop.
And to not commute on the M25 anymore.
I just want to sort everything. To know what's in the cupboards. To be able to plan.
I'm dying to get my hands on that polytunnel and plan next years crop.
And to not commute on the M25 anymore.
The dilemma.
I have John Lewis vouchers BURNING a hole in my pocket. I don't "need" anything just now.
So naturally, le creuset is calling.
i know EXACTLY which piece.
But I don't need any more cookware. I have obscene amounts already. What else could I treat myself to?
I have John Lewis vouchers BURNING a hole in my pocket. I don't "need" anything just now.
So naturally, le creuset is calling.
i know EXACTLY which piece.
But I don't need any more cookware. I have obscene amounts already. What else could I treat myself to?
September 1, 2025 at 9:32 AM
The dilemma.
I have John Lewis vouchers BURNING a hole in my pocket. I don't "need" anything just now.
So naturally, le creuset is calling.
i know EXACTLY which piece.
But I don't need any more cookware. I have obscene amounts already. What else could I treat myself to?
I have John Lewis vouchers BURNING a hole in my pocket. I don't "need" anything just now.
So naturally, le creuset is calling.
i know EXACTLY which piece.
But I don't need any more cookware. I have obscene amounts already. What else could I treat myself to?
Cacophony of bullshit.
All the beeps, bongs and noises my car makes when you start it up. I know I'm reversing. I know there is a bush there. Yes, I know I have low tyre pressure. Yes, I know it needs a service soon.
SHUT UP.
All the beeps, bongs and noises my car makes when you start it up. I know I'm reversing. I know there is a bush there. Yes, I know I have low tyre pressure. Yes, I know it needs a service soon.
SHUT UP.
August 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Cacophony of bullshit.
All the beeps, bongs and noises my car makes when you start it up. I know I'm reversing. I know there is a bush there. Yes, I know I have low tyre pressure. Yes, I know it needs a service soon.
SHUT UP.
All the beeps, bongs and noises my car makes when you start it up. I know I'm reversing. I know there is a bush there. Yes, I know I have low tyre pressure. Yes, I know it needs a service soon.
SHUT UP.