Huge thankyou to
@andrewcull.bsky.social and @slimyswampghost.bsky.social for putting this together and I can't wait to read all the contributions!
- Spare Eyeliner & [x5] Lipsticks
- Medium Base Brush
- Headphones
- Stanley cup that is 1/2 ice & 1/2 coke no sugar
- +5 Goth Boots
- Bobby Pins
- Library Card
- Splinter Pistol
- Soul Gem
- Enough dog hair to form a sculpture of a dog out of the hair.
- notebook (first two pages filled only)
- pen
- headphones
- a bag of chocolate bullets with ~5 left
- a squeaky tennis ball
- several hair ties
- bottle of perfume
- can of lime flavoured soda water
- a crochet hook
- small ball of yarn
- a bottle of Glenfiddich with about 2 drams left
- a pen
- notebook (blank)
- set of polyhedral dice
- dog treats
- guitar pick
- a Clive Barker paperback
- dried head of a lesser demon
- bag of Mint Imperials
- a variety of traditional Chinese weapons
- cheese
- Spare Eyeliner & [x5] Lipsticks
- Medium Base Brush
- Headphones
- Stanley cup that is 1/2 ice & 1/2 coke no sugar
- +5 Goth Boots
- Bobby Pins
- Library Card
- Splinter Pistol
- Soul Gem
- Enough dog hair to form a sculpture of a dog out of the hair.
A story featuring correct spelling of the word "torsos," without an extra E.
Because who would do that? A person who while trying to turn off all AI functions, turned off spellcheck too? Leading to a mortifying editors note?
Not me. You can't prove it.
Pre-order now: www.amazon.com/dp/B0G4BLN1GR
A story featuring correct spelling of the word "torsos," without an extra E.
Because who would do that? A person who while trying to turn off all AI functions, turned off spellcheck too? Leading to a mortifying editors note?
Not me. You can't prove it.
Fifteen monstrous tales. Out Friday 13th March! 👻 www.amazon.com/dp/B0G4BLN1GR
Fifteen monstrous tales. Out Friday 13th March! 👻 www.amazon.com/dp/B0G4BLN1GR
When I argued with the bus driver, everyone was on my side and told him to stop for me. It was very sweet of them, until another passenger told the driver he should...
When I argued with the bus driver, everyone was on my side and told him to stop for me. It was very sweet of them, until another passenger told the driver he should...
Woke up at 2:30am to find Geri, while loudly stealing a pizza tray off the stovetop, had TURNED ON THE STOVE WITH HER PAWS AND MELTED A PLASTIC KETTLE.
F'ing touchscreens 😤
Thankfully some safety feature turned it off.
Todays mission: new batteries for the smoke alarm.
Woke up at 2:30am to find Geri, while loudly stealing a pizza tray off the stovetop, had TURNED ON THE STOVE WITH HER PAWS AND MELTED A PLASTIC KETTLE.
F'ing touchscreens 😤
Thankfully some safety feature turned it off.
Todays mission: new batteries for the smoke alarm.
However the specific way my brain is rotted means I sing this ditty in my head every episode.
I cannot explain further.
However the specific way my brain is rotted means I sing this ditty in my head every episode.
I cannot explain further.
Had him around for a hobby sesh today and the first thing he did was apologize for using the word and say he was going to keep trying to be better 🥹
Had him around for a hobby sesh today and the first thing he did was apologize for using the word and say he was going to keep trying to be better 🥹
I am going to eat them.
But I felt they at least deserved a reverential send-off.
I am going to eat them.
But I felt they at least deserved a reverential send-off.
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He might have questions like "do you really need How to Paint Citadel Miniatures (2012)?" & "why is there aquarium gravel in this drawer?"
He might have questions like "do you really need How to Paint Citadel Miniatures (2012)?" & "why is there aquarium gravel in this drawer?"
It's Mac 'n Cheese Christmas Eve, Y'all!
I used Anthony Bourdain's recipe, and it was dope AF.
The rest of it will be for Christmas lunch with the family tomorrow 🎄
It's Mac 'n Cheese Christmas Eve, Y'all!
I used Anthony Bourdain's recipe, and it was dope AF.
The rest of it will be for Christmas lunch with the family tomorrow 🎄
People adopted for many reasons in ancient Mesopotamia — desire for a baby, need for an heir, adopting child from a previous marriage, etc.
(Handwashing my nice clothes in a bathtub manually like my peasent ancestors of yore)
((Except it's enough black velvet and lace to have me hung as a Pendle Witch of yore and also they probably were not listening to podcasts))
(Handwashing my nice clothes in a bathtub manually like my peasent ancestors of yore)
((Except it's enough black velvet and lace to have me hung as a Pendle Witch of yore and also they probably were not listening to podcasts))
He was just such an angry lil guy
He was just such an angry lil guy
I was sat in a doctors waiting room yesterday clockwork orange style exposed to a boomer morning show hyping up the Aussie underage social media ban.
I look forward to this dumb initiative fizzling out into that good night.
Go get 'um kids.
I was sat in a doctors waiting room yesterday clockwork orange style exposed to a boomer morning show hyping up the Aussie underage social media ban.
I look forward to this dumb initiative fizzling out into that good night.
Go get 'um kids.
Grief is maybe the most complex feeling living beings expirence.
Grief has us at our most vunerable, is that a state we could trust profit-driven interests with?
Grief is maybe the most complex feeling living beings expirence.
Grief has us at our most vunerable, is that a state we could trust profit-driven interests with?
Fifteen monstrous stories. Out 02/14/26 www.amazon.com/dp/B0G4BLN1GR.
Fifteen monstrous stories. Out 02/14/26 www.amazon.com/dp/B0G4BLN1GR.
It's about colonialism, environmentalism, a monster, and a dude who sucks.
And I really hope you like it 🥰
Stories by @heidimarjamaki.bsky.social, @vilefable.bsky.social,
@rlmeza.bsky.social, @notmargopecha.bsky.social, @jennystrath.bsky.social and many more...
It's about colonialism, environmentalism, a monster, and a dude who sucks.
And I really hope you like it 🥰
I'm going to tell mine in a timeline order that shows the expansion of my taste:
Evanescence
Placebo
Nine Inch Nails
Amon Amarth/Satyricon
Enslaved/Sólstafir
Polar Bear Club supporting Rise Against at Rock City
Polar Bear Club playing an acoustic set in my mate’s living room later that evening
The Silver Ginger 5 gig that set Rock City’s ceiling on fire
New Junk City
Pendulum
Tori Amos
Radiohead
Ash
They Might Be Giants
Public Service Broadcasting
I'm going to tell mine in a timeline order that shows the expansion of my taste:
Evanescence
Placebo
Nine Inch Nails
Amon Amarth/Satyricon
Enslaved/Sólstafir
Even tackling the strange phenomenon of a totally seated venue, Mikael Åkerfeldt is an incredible frontman.
Super fun show 🖤🖤🖤
Even tackling the strange phenomenon of a totally seated venue, Mikael Åkerfeldt is an incredible frontman.
Super fun show 🖤🖤🖤
If you like my work and want to make my day, I only ask that you share my art and stories with someone who might enjoy them :)
Or trick your gullible friend for a minute. That's also a good one.
If you like my work and want to make my day, I only ask that you share my art and stories with someone who might enjoy them :)
Or trick your gullible friend for a minute. That's also a good one.