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jennystrath.bsky.social
@jennystrath.bsky.social
Manager of a Warhammer Store. Sometimes I write things. My opinions are my own. She/Her.
My millennial problem with the Goldfinger song is that if I'm not careful playing it in my head, it will morph too seemlessly into the Max Power theme song by accident.
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I watched the new Del Toro Frankenstien last night and obviously adored it and am obsessed with the films gorgeous colour palette.

But also my brain is broken in a Warhammer way so I had no choice but to;
November 8, 2025 at 10:25 AM
We don't have Turkey Season, but I learned that too can be spooky from a documentary.
November 1, 2025 at 10:12 AM
This one also applies to spending any large portion of time with children.
November 1, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Hear me out
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I'd rather go listen to the Ocarina of Time Owl
October 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Noooooo 🤢

Perrin, knock off that angelic singing and get the man a napkin for Manwë's sake.
October 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
They used to be very small!
October 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Is it just me, or is my Freki K-Pop Demom Tiger coded?
October 13, 2025 at 11:47 AM
My extended PAX related absence was deeply felt at home, proved by these 2 cuties physically fighting for who got to sit on me, while I rested my pax-ed out body on the couch today 🥰

Indescribably epic weekend, and I can't wait to do it all again next year.
Maybe my feet will feel better by then.
October 13, 2025 at 11:27 AM
PAX LET'S GOOOOO!
October 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I upcycled some cute but battered drawers I got at an Op Shop (aka thrift store) for a friend. I'm pretty pleased at how they turned out🙂

With the holiday season around the corner, it's a good reminder that Warhammer skills can be adapted to make thoughtful and affordable gifts for our loved ones 🖤
October 5, 2025 at 9:13 AM


It's so beautiful 🥹

Sorry literally all of my other ongoing games - you'll have to wait for 100% Yōtei completion.

And luckily my old ps5 controller was holding like 20 minutes of battery so I could justify getting a new one. It's gorgeous!

#ghostofyotei
October 2, 2025 at 8:52 AM
September 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I've loved the Preyton ever since I first laid eyes on him. Fucked up deer monster? Yes please and always 🖤🦌🖤

So glad they're finally back in print, it's been a white whale of a deer monster for me.

Isn't he gorgeous?! 🥹
September 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I'm so hype to be part of the Victorian Warhammer team running our stall at PAX Aus in two weeks!

We're working with the USA events team, and it's definitely going to be our biggest & best year ever 🥰

(Note to self: try to do a K-Pop Demon Hunters style intro carbo-load feast beforehand)
September 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
My toxic white woman trait is that I do believe I could train an Alien like a good doggy and/or/preferably befriend an Eye Octopus Sheep Monster.

(I feel like morale has not yet improved to an ideal level, a la Eye Octopus Sheep Monster posting)
September 25, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I think I can compile this information to help with further studies 🙂

(Or at least grant me more context personally, using Sabrina Carpenter because she and I are the same height)
September 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
September 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Eye octopus sheep monster posting will continue until morale improves.
September 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I love spending evenings in Melbourne city🖤

Additionally, at Beetlejuice: The Musical, fate decided it would be hilarious to seat me next to a guy who I went to primary & high school with, and his wife who went to our high school.

Strangers I knew for ~12/6 years

So that was fine but also weird 🫠
September 6, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I saw Beetlejuice: The Musical this week!

As (obviously) a huge fan of the film, I enjoyed all the differences in the adaption 🥰

Our Beetlejuice (the understudy James Haxby) had a killer amount of charisma. Could have watched him caper around for hours.

Perfect way to spend a rare night out 👻
September 6, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Can't believe that's the lie they went with.

Actually I can 😮‍💨
September 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Friday's really can go either way like that.

And I think if we get the paperwork moving, we should be able to get you into a creepy hut by a lake by Friday 13th, or Halloween at the latest 🎃

(I made this first, and I am trusting you to take it as humorously as it is intended 🖤🖤🖤)
September 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Can it at least wait until after Sunday? I so rarely get the day off to hang with you.
I will be ready and primed for a justified, cathartic bitch session.

"I can't believe management thought that was a good idea?"

See; �
September 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM