oh you love your fatherland? you believe its natural beauty reflects the purity of the Volk? you think youve actually discovered that the nation was the primary unit of social organisation throughout history all along? woww id love to read your 15,000 word substack posts

doing research

wish I was 14 again so I could just paste some lyrics in here and have it count as posting

the emoji people need to comb through old web forums smileys to fill enormous gaps

for instance there is not a single emoji that captures the mood of :smuggo:

as if there was room for any doubt i think randomly spawning on the white house roof this morning is enough for us to declare this the garry's mod presidency

I went here and EVERYONE KNEW US

Assembling an elite team of treats for a secret mission (hungover rewatch of Lord of the Rings)

William T. Sherman being allowed to use the nickname Cump leads me to believe that he lived in tragically unfunny times

someone needs to sneak into area 51

not me though