Jennifer M. Wood
@jennwood.bsky.social
Editor. Writer. Pet Rescuer.
Editor and Writer for Hire. President, Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers Fan Club.
https://authory.com/JenniferWood
Editor and Writer for Hire. President, Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers Fan Club.
https://authory.com/JenniferWood
Rewatching 'The Wire' for the 708th time with trusty dog sidekick D'Angelo Barksdale by my side. As one does.
July 22, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Rewatching 'The Wire' for the 708th time with trusty dog sidekick D'Angelo Barksdale by my side. As one does.
If Texans can count on Ted Cruz for one thing, it's to hightail it the hell out of the country when disaster strikes.
www.thedailybeast.com/ted-cruz-was...
www.thedailybeast.com/ted-cruz-was...
Ted Cruz Was Vacationing in Europe as Emergency Crews Desperately Searched for Texas Flood Survivors
The Texas senator was visiting the Parthenon in Athens while a massive rescue mission was under way to find flood victims, our must-read newsletter, The Swamp, reveals.
www.thedailybeast.com
July 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
If Texans can count on Ted Cruz for one thing, it's to hightail it the hell out of the country when disaster strikes.
www.thedailybeast.com/ted-cruz-was...
www.thedailybeast.com/ted-cruz-was...
The best news to come out of 2025 so far: The Comeback is coming back!
www.mensjournal.com/entertainmen...
www.mensjournal.com/entertainmen...
a woman in a pink costume is screaming internally
ALT: a woman in a pink costume is screaming internally
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June 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The best news to come out of 2025 so far: The Comeback is coming back!
www.mensjournal.com/entertainmen...
www.mensjournal.com/entertainmen...
I'm most offended by the run-on sentence.
May 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I'm most offended by the run-on sentence.
My husband could not look at the screen while watching The Rehearsal. Opted for the classic Pekingese Puppy Eye Blocker.
May 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
My husband could not look at the screen while watching The Rehearsal. Opted for the classic Pekingese Puppy Eye Blocker.
"I imagine if I had a nodule on my prostate, this is what it might look like." #TheDailyShow
May 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"I imagine if I had a nodule on my prostate, this is what it might look like." #TheDailyShow
Shaggy blasting at urgent care. I came to the right place.
May 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Shaggy blasting at urgent care. I came to the right place.
I’ve been wearing my face masks all wrong.
May 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I’ve been wearing my face masks all wrong.
Give Teenjus all the awards.
May 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Give Teenjus all the awards.
Today marks the 50th anniversary of the end of the #VietnamWar. I'm the daughter of a two-tour Marine who spent decades suffering from Agent Orange exposure, so was thrilled to write about ways to support our Vietnam vets. If only my dad were around to read it😔
www.mentalfloss.com/history/viet...
www.mentalfloss.com/history/viet...
May 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Today marks the 50th anniversary of the end of the #VietnamWar. I'm the daughter of a two-tour Marine who spent decades suffering from Agent Orange exposure, so was thrilled to write about ways to support our Vietnam vets. If only my dad were around to read it😔
www.mentalfloss.com/history/viet...
www.mentalfloss.com/history/viet...
Rooting for a Cape and Pistol Society spin-off that is just Danny McBride and Stephen Dorff insulting each other.
May 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Rooting for a Cape and Pistol Society spin-off that is just Danny McBride and Stephen Dorff insulting each other.
My overseer does not like it when a lesser canine is sitting on my lap.
April 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
My overseer does not like it when a lesser canine is sitting on my lap.
Make Trump stop saying EGGS!
April 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Make Trump stop saying EGGS!
I keep hearing Judy Gemstone call Eli “Slick Rick” in my head and laughing out loud. #TheRighteousGemstones
a woman with curly hair is wearing a denim jacket and a denim shirt .
ALT: a woman with curly hair is wearing a denim jacket and a denim shirt .
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April 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I keep hearing Judy Gemstone call Eli “Slick Rick” in my head and laughing out loud. #TheRighteousGemstones
Someone should ask Trump to spell “reciprocal tariffs” WITHOUT looking at his board.
April 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Someone should ask Trump to spell “reciprocal tariffs” WITHOUT looking at his board.
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But to be fair, Strom Thurman's record of being a racist piece of shit for 100 years still stands.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Cory Booker breaks the record for longest Senate speech, previously held by segregationist Strom Thurmond.
April 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
But to be fair, Strom Thurman's record of being a racist piece of shit for 100 years still stands.
Cory Booker has reached the point of exhaustion where he just said “cunts” instead of “cuts.”
April 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Cory Booker has reached the point of exhaustion where he just said “cunts” instead of “cuts.”
Uncle Baby Billy driving a Cybertruck that just pops up as part of the scenery and isn't mentioned.
No notes.
#TheRighteousGemstones
No notes.
#TheRighteousGemstones
a man in a white suit and a woman in a blue skirt are singing into microphones on a stage
ALT: a man in a white suit and a woman in a blue skirt are singing into microphones on a stage
media.tenor.com
April 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Uncle Baby Billy driving a Cybertruck that just pops up as part of the scenery and isn't mentioned.
No notes.
#TheRighteousGemstones
No notes.
#TheRighteousGemstones
"Mistakes are a fact of life. It is the response to error that counts." —Nikki Giovanni
March 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
"Mistakes are a fact of life. It is the response to error that counts." —Nikki Giovanni
Reposted by Jennifer M. Wood
They're gonna blow up Hootie and the Blowfish, T. I seen it on Signal.
March 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
They're gonna blow up Hootie and the Blowfish, T. I seen it on Signal.