Jenn Morris
@jennmcummings.bsky.social
NYC. Retired political flack who went corporate. Will work for crawfish and exotic vacations. Proud fan of the Saints, TSwift, and carbs. Aussie by marriage.
My toddler calls everyone "Babe" like an agent in LA. My favorite thing is when he cheers on his friends, his dad, people exercising, really anyone, with "You've got this, Babe!"
Makes me giggle every time
Makes me giggle every time
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My toddler calls everyone "Babe" like an agent in LA. My favorite thing is when he cheers on his friends, his dad, people exercising, really anyone, with "You've got this, Babe!"
Makes me giggle every time
Makes me giggle every time
This is why the internet exists
Folks, I did it. I made the Cooks Illustrated competing pear crisps, and then I made my friends judge them blind.
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
This is why the internet exists
Wait. My kid has a snack doppelganger? I didn't know that was a thing
My 2yo just informed me that her favorite food is gummy bears wrapped in salami. Then she held eye contact while wrapping a gummy bear in salami and eating it.
October 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Wait. My kid has a snack doppelganger? I didn't know that was a thing
We had dumplings for dinner last night. And, I guess we're having dumplings for dinner tonight. I don't make the rules
im sorry I wont be in to work today, its Dumpling Day, a sacred holiday for my people
NATIONAL DUMPLING DAY | September 26
Founded in 2015 by TMI Food Group.
www.nationaldaycalendar.com
September 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
We had dumplings for dinner last night. And, I guess we're having dumplings for dinner tonight. I don't make the rules
I feel confident saying if Shonda Rhimes was writing this latest episode of the NYC Mayoral race, we'd all say she'd gone too far and that it wouldn't happen in real life. And, yet....
August 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I feel confident saying if Shonda Rhimes was writing this latest episode of the NYC Mayoral race, we'd all say she'd gone too far and that it wouldn't happen in real life. And, yet....
So glad the reply guys have made it to Bluesky!
August 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
So glad the reply guys have made it to Bluesky!
Asked my 3 year old if he was ready to go in and go to bed. His response? "Mama, let's watch the sunset."
I'm a SUCKER because we totally watched the sunset.
Worth it
I'm a SUCKER because we totally watched the sunset.
Worth it
July 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Asked my 3 year old if he was ready to go in and go to bed. His response? "Mama, let's watch the sunset."
I'm a SUCKER because we totally watched the sunset.
Worth it
I'm a SUCKER because we totally watched the sunset.
Worth it
Did my toddler create this?
June 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Did my toddler create this?
Saw a construction worker using sidewalk scaffolding like a jungle gym (puli-ups, hip circles, etc) and was mesmerized because it's 85 and humid in NYC. Then I saw the tripod setup and realized he's an influencer.
June 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Saw a construction worker using sidewalk scaffolding like a jungle gym (puli-ups, hip circles, etc) and was mesmerized because it's 85 and humid in NYC. Then I saw the tripod setup and realized he's an influencer.
I'm so happy I can listen to Reputation guilt-free
May 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I'm so happy I can listen to Reputation guilt-free
Can confirm this is a FAB summer read. As is "Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone"
Every summer for my job I read books from our leisure section. The first summer I read 101 books in 106 days. Last summer I read 50, finishing the last one in the hospital. We are at it again.
Book 1:
Book 1:
May 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Can confirm this is a FAB summer read. As is "Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone"
I cried when I got my vaccine while pregnant because I was so thankful for science.
I cried when the vaccine was approved for under 5s so my baby would have some protection from a deadly disease.
I guess we're taking a family trip to Canada in the fall...
I cried when the vaccine was approved for under 5s so my baby would have some protection from a deadly disease.
I guess we're taking a family trip to Canada in the fall...
Is flu next? Also pregnant women are immunosuppressed and have always been on the list of high risk. This is beyond comprehension
RFK Jr. ends covid shot recommendation for healthy children, pregnant women
Currently the vaccine is recommended for all people over 6 months of age.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I cried when I got my vaccine while pregnant because I was so thankful for science.
I cried when the vaccine was approved for under 5s so my baby would have some protection from a deadly disease.
I guess we're taking a family trip to Canada in the fall...
I cried when the vaccine was approved for under 5s so my baby would have some protection from a deadly disease.
I guess we're taking a family trip to Canada in the fall...
Reposted by Jenn Morris
‘SESAME STREET’ is coming to Netflix with new episodes and past seasons premiering later this year.
May 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
‘SESAME STREET’ is coming to Netflix with new episodes and past seasons premiering later this year.
Reposted by Jenn Morris
By the way, The Financial Times offers free online subscriptions to students aged 16-19, their teachers and schools around the world.
May 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
By the way, The Financial Times offers free online subscriptions to students aged 16-19, their teachers and schools around the world.
What I wouldn't give for 2000 words on the implications for DC Opus Dei Catholics with the election of Pope Leo XIV
May 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
What I wouldn't give for 2000 words on the implications for DC Opus Dei Catholics with the election of Pope Leo XIV
Made a bunny cake for Easter. Toddler told me, "It's not beautiful. It's just good."
I've been murdered by my 3 year old, if anyone needs me.
I've been murdered by my 3 year old, if anyone needs me.
April 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Made a bunny cake for Easter. Toddler told me, "It's not beautiful. It's just good."
I've been murdered by my 3 year old, if anyone needs me.
I've been murdered by my 3 year old, if anyone needs me.
Louder for the people wo feel like they're disappointing the books (it's me)
Who told you that you have to finish every book you start?
April 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Louder for the people wo feel like they're disappointing the books (it's me)
I found Ojai pixies at the grocery store today. So that's a bright spot
April 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I found Ojai pixies at the grocery store today. So that's a bright spot
FWIW, I didn't realize we were voting for which Gilded Age policy to implement. I'd have voted for "recuperating at the seaside."
Was that on the ballot? Can we get a recount? I'm sure it would win (along with democracy and due process)
Was that on the ballot? Can we get a recount? I'm sure it would win (along with democracy and due process)
April 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
FWIW, I didn't realize we were voting for which Gilded Age policy to implement. I'd have voted for "recuperating at the seaside."
Was that on the ballot? Can we get a recount? I'm sure it would win (along with democracy and due process)
Was that on the ballot? Can we get a recount? I'm sure it would win (along with democracy and due process)
I, too, have a trade deficit with my grocery store
Rand Paul: "The whole [tariffs] debate is so fundamentally backwards & upside down. It's based on a fallacy & the fallacy is this: that somehow in a trade, someone must lose. That somehow when you trade with someone, someone is taking advantage of you... I have a trade deficit with my grocery store"
April 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I, too, have a trade deficit with my grocery store
Miley Cyrus dropping "End of the World" as everyone realizes how bad tariffs are... <chef's kiss>
April 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Miley Cyrus dropping "End of the World" as everyone realizes how bad tariffs are... <chef's kiss>
Precedented times are for the birds
April 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Precedented times are for the birds
Cramming all of US 20th century history into the month before school let's out for summer is really coming back to bite us, huh
March 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Cramming all of US 20th century history into the month before school let's out for summer is really coming back to bite us, huh
Dear commentators:
It's not 2003. Gonzaga's a national team, not a mid-major. They're not a Cinderella, despite the absurdly low ranking.
K?
Thanks
It's not 2003. Gonzaga's a national team, not a mid-major. They're not a Cinderella, despite the absurdly low ranking.
K?
Thanks
March 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Dear commentators:
It's not 2003. Gonzaga's a national team, not a mid-major. They're not a Cinderella, despite the absurdly low ranking.
K?
Thanks
It's not 2003. Gonzaga's a national team, not a mid-major. They're not a Cinderella, despite the absurdly low ranking.
K?
Thanks