Jennie
@jennieaust.bsky.social
She/Her
Florida. Mom. Wife. Plant Eater. Dead Dads Club. Human Bean.
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Florida. Mom. Wife. Plant Eater. Dead Dads Club. Human Bean.
♊♎♊✨🔮
my face when I see witches say "wHy dO We nEed To gEt pOLitcAl aLL thE tImE?"
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August 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
my face when I see witches say "wHy dO We nEed To gEt pOLitcAl aLL thE tImE?"
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LOVE that my four year olds favorite movie is lion king because I get to watch the part where mufasa dies over and over again and relive lots of trauma 🫠
July 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
LOVE that my four year olds favorite movie is lion king because I get to watch the part where mufasa dies over and over again and relive lots of trauma 🫠
moms of older kids: when do we stop carrying the diaper bag with us? like do we do this until they're in high school???
July 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
moms of older kids: when do we stop carrying the diaper bag with us? like do we do this until they're in high school???
four year old started swim lessons today and suddenly she's a teenager and I'm like middle aged instead of the 34 year old teen mom that I thought I was
July 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
four year old started swim lessons today and suddenly she's a teenager and I'm like middle aged instead of the 34 year old teen mom that I thought I was
I need a break from breaking news
July 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I need a break from breaking news
don't tell me magic isn't real when I literally manifested finding a bread maker at the thrift store and now I can make my own bread
July 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
don't tell me magic isn't real when I literally manifested finding a bread maker at the thrift store and now I can make my own bread
I am once again BEGGING people to quit putting cottage cheese in things it has no business being in
June 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I am once again BEGGING people to quit putting cottage cheese in things it has no business being in
if you support ICE you're a little bitch
June 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
if you support ICE you're a little bitch
people need to chill out with the cottage cheese recipes lately 🤢
June 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
people need to chill out with the cottage cheese recipes lately 🤢
forever grateful to have a husband who is compassionate, believes in collective abundance, and doesn't play golf
June 10, 2025 at 11:23 AM
forever grateful to have a husband who is compassionate, believes in collective abundance, and doesn't play golf
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Who could ha
*Tesla explodes*
Sorry. Who could have predicted th
*Space X rocket explodes*
Jesus. WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT THIS WOULD BLOW UP IN THEIR FACES.
*Tesla explodes*
Sorry. Who could have predicted th
*Space X rocket explodes*
Jesus. WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT THIS WOULD BLOW UP IN THEIR FACES.
June 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Who could ha
*Tesla explodes*
Sorry. Who could have predicted th
*Space X rocket explodes*
Jesus. WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT THIS WOULD BLOW UP IN THEIR FACES.
*Tesla explodes*
Sorry. Who could have predicted th
*Space X rocket explodes*
Jesus. WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT THIS WOULD BLOW UP IN THEIR FACES.
I just cried because my food doesn't taste as good as it used to and I realized it's because I don't really enjoy cooking as much as I used to 🥺
May 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I just cried because my food doesn't taste as good as it used to and I realized it's because I don't really enjoy cooking as much as I used to 🥺
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Little boys. 💕 Postcard from my collection, unsent, 1902.
May 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Little boys. 💕 Postcard from my collection, unsent, 1902.
it's time for my favorite game of "is it a message from my guides or undiagnosed OCD?"
May 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
it's time for my favorite game of "is it a message from my guides or undiagnosed OCD?"
my four year old is scared of public bathrooms and honestly, same
May 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
my four year old is scared of public bathrooms and honestly, same
not now sweetie mommy needs to disassociate
May 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
not now sweetie mommy needs to disassociate
as the four year old says, "happy other's day"
May 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
as the four year old says, "happy other's day"
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ICE would post up outside the manger to disappear Mary to a foreign torture prison after snatching the baby Jesus and holding him in a private, for-profit tender-age detention facility.
May 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
ICE would post up outside the manger to disappear Mary to a foreign torture prison after snatching the baby Jesus and holding him in a private, for-profit tender-age detention facility.
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So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street
May 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street
oat milk is the elite iced coffee creamer
May 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
oat milk is the elite iced coffee creamer
watching a goofy movie as a kid: poor max, he's stuck with his dad
watching a goofy movie as an adult: that lucky son of a bitch still gets to spend time with his dad...
watching a goofy movie as an adult: that lucky son of a bitch still gets to spend time with his dad...
May 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
watching a goofy movie as a kid: poor max, he's stuck with his dad
watching a goofy movie as an adult: that lucky son of a bitch still gets to spend time with his dad...
watching a goofy movie as an adult: that lucky son of a bitch still gets to spend time with his dad...
so the music I listened to in high school is now called "retro alt rock" WHAT 🫠
May 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
so the music I listened to in high school is now called "retro alt rock" WHAT 🫠