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Bohenna
@jennabohenna.bsky.social
· Mar 17
I can't have been the first to think of it, but today I told a Scotsman I live in the "United States of Embarrassment" and I think I'm just gonna call it that from now on
I have returned to work after 6 weeks out on medical leave and I am so fucking anxious. I'm not made for the corporate grind. I feel like I'm putting on a costume every day, acting on a stage, and everyone loves my performance, but I am just wishing I could be anywhere else 😭 can't do it anymore
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I have returned to work after 6 weeks out on medical leave and I am so fucking anxious. I'm not made for the corporate grind. I feel like I'm putting on a costume every day, acting on a stage, and everyone loves my performance, but I am just wishing I could be anywhere else 😭 can't do it anymore
A disproportionate number of men who like my profile on "the apps" have the same name as my dad
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
A disproportionate number of men who like my profile on "the apps" have the same name as my dad
Update: we went out again on Saturday night. It was so fun! The conversation was flowing, the vibes were vibing. But maybe it wasn't as fun for him as it was for me. Haven't really heard from him much since. :/
Hoping for the best…
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Update: we went out again on Saturday night. It was so fun! The conversation was flowing, the vibes were vibing. But maybe it wasn't as fun for him as it was for me. Haven't really heard from him much since. :/
Forgot to update! It went really well. We were both a little guarded at first, but started to open up once we felt more comfortable. We're planning on hanging out again this weekend. 😁
Matched with a really cool guy who probably would be one of my best friends if we hadn't grown up thousands of miles apart. I'm meeting him for coffee tomorrow and I'm really excited and hopeful.
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Forgot to update! It went really well. We were both a little guarded at first, but started to open up once we felt more comfortable. We're planning on hanging out again this weekend. 😁
Matched with a really cool guy who probably would be one of my best friends if we hadn't grown up thousands of miles apart. I'm meeting him for coffee tomorrow and I'm really excited and hopeful.
November 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Matched with a really cool guy who probably would be one of my best friends if we hadn't grown up thousands of miles apart. I'm meeting him for coffee tomorrow and I'm really excited and hopeful.
Every time I feel bad for divorcing my kids' dad, I remind myself that I was so miserable when I was married to him that I literally Googled how to go about getting a lobotomy
November 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Every time I feel bad for divorcing my kids' dad, I remind myself that I was so miserable when I was married to him that I literally Googled how to go about getting a lobotomy
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November 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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How deranged do you have to be to give 3/5 stars to something that met your expectations?? Like not even 4??
October 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
How deranged do you have to be to give 3/5 stars to something that met your expectations?? Like not even 4??
My mom died almost 9 years ago. So why then did my idiot brain just think to call her for help in handling an issue going on with my teenager only to immediately remember she's gone and I'm alone? It's cruel. I'm dealing with so much right now. I don't think I've ever needed my mom more.
October 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
My mom died almost 9 years ago. So why then did my idiot brain just think to call her for help in handling an issue going on with my teenager only to immediately remember she's gone and I'm alone? It's cruel. I'm dealing with so much right now. I don't think I've ever needed my mom more.
Caregiving 101:
Do not ask the person for whom you are caring, "What do you need? What do you want?" It's incredibly hard to articulate when you're in pain and not feeling well. Decision-making abilities go bye-bye. Instead, offer 2-3 options they can choose from. Easier on everyone.
Do not ask the person for whom you are caring, "What do you need? What do you want?" It's incredibly hard to articulate when you're in pain and not feeling well. Decision-making abilities go bye-bye. Instead, offer 2-3 options they can choose from. Easier on everyone.
October 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Caregiving 101:
Do not ask the person for whom you are caring, "What do you need? What do you want?" It's incredibly hard to articulate when you're in pain and not feeling well. Decision-making abilities go bye-bye. Instead, offer 2-3 options they can choose from. Easier on everyone.
Do not ask the person for whom you are caring, "What do you need? What do you want?" It's incredibly hard to articulate when you're in pain and not feeling well. Decision-making abilities go bye-bye. Instead, offer 2-3 options they can choose from. Easier on everyone.
I need an extended break from work but recovering from HIP SURGERY for six weeks is not it 😭 dreading October 6
September 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I need an extended break from work but recovering from HIP SURGERY for six weeks is not it 😭 dreading October 6
Update: aside from matching, he never chatted back and then unmatched with me 🥲 oh well, onto the next!
I just matched with a politically liberal man who country dances. And dances WELL (he posted a video). And I'm just like ... I hope our childhood trauma play well together lol
September 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Update: aside from matching, he never chatted back and then unmatched with me 🥲 oh well, onto the next!
I just matched with a politically liberal man who country dances. And dances WELL (he posted a video). And I'm just like ... I hope our childhood trauma play well together lol
September 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I just matched with a politically liberal man who country dances. And dances WELL (he posted a video). And I'm just like ... I hope our childhood trauma play well together lol
Not to be crass but I'd like to be railed in a sundress before summer is over, is that too much to ask
August 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Not to be crass but I'd like to be railed in a sundress before summer is over, is that too much to ask
Been nine weeks since I had to call the police on my (now ex) boyfriend because he refused to leave my house after I broke up with him and decided instead to grab my face and force me to miss him
Good times
Good times
August 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Been nine weeks since I had to call the police on my (now ex) boyfriend because he refused to leave my house after I broke up with him and decided instead to grab my face and force me to miss him
Good times
Good times
Bold of Trump to assume his precious MAGA voters don't vote by mail
August 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Bold of Trump to assume his precious MAGA voters don't vote by mail
PHX aka Sky Harbor (cute). 8/10 for great aesthetic and restaurants. Could use some improvements (traffic flow and parking)
SLC got some major updates recently and it is incredible. 9/10 for the long ass walk between concourses but the river tunnel makes it bearable.
SFO is just gorgeous. 10/10
SLC got some major updates recently and it is incredible. 9/10 for the long ass walk between concourses but the river tunnel makes it bearable.
SFO is just gorgeous. 10/10
Actually, you know what? Let’s stop complaining for a second. QT this with a GOOD airport. Defend that title as much or as little as you like. But let’s hear about airports that don’t suck.
August 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
PHX aka Sky Harbor (cute). 8/10 for great aesthetic and restaurants. Could use some improvements (traffic flow and parking)
SLC got some major updates recently and it is incredible. 9/10 for the long ass walk between concourses but the river tunnel makes it bearable.
SFO is just gorgeous. 10/10
SLC got some major updates recently and it is incredible. 9/10 for the long ass walk between concourses but the river tunnel makes it bearable.
SFO is just gorgeous. 10/10
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More real-time fact checking of the Liar in Chief please!
August 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
More real-time fact checking of the Liar in Chief please!
Slightly diminish a band: Jimmy Eat Country
Slightly diminish a band: My Chemical Fling
Slightly diminish a band:
Fiona Red Delicious
Fiona Red Delicious
August 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Jimmy Eat Country
I'm learning how to set boundaries:
Started talking to a new guy (hesitantly), noticed love-bombish behavior but decided to wait it out. Then out of nowhere, he stopped responding to my texts. I gave him space and eventually asked if he was OK. And he snapped at me! I said, nope! I'm done, thanks.
Started talking to a new guy (hesitantly), noticed love-bombish behavior but decided to wait it out. Then out of nowhere, he stopped responding to my texts. I gave him space and eventually asked if he was OK. And he snapped at me! I said, nope! I'm done, thanks.
August 12, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I'm learning how to set boundaries:
Started talking to a new guy (hesitantly), noticed love-bombish behavior but decided to wait it out. Then out of nowhere, he stopped responding to my texts. I gave him space and eventually asked if he was OK. And he snapped at me! I said, nope! I'm done, thanks.
Started talking to a new guy (hesitantly), noticed love-bombish behavior but decided to wait it out. Then out of nowhere, he stopped responding to my texts. I gave him space and eventually asked if he was OK. And he snapped at me! I said, nope! I'm done, thanks.
So, here's what's going on in my life:
Oldest kid diagnosed with epilepsy and can't drive for 3 months minimum
Found out today I need hip surgery for an impingement (been in moderate to severe pain for 6 months)
Work and parenting duties persist
And I have no mom or partner to take care of me
😭
Oldest kid diagnosed with epilepsy and can't drive for 3 months minimum
Found out today I need hip surgery for an impingement (been in moderate to severe pain for 6 months)
Work and parenting duties persist
And I have no mom or partner to take care of me
😭
August 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
So, here's what's going on in my life:
Oldest kid diagnosed with epilepsy and can't drive for 3 months minimum
Found out today I need hip surgery for an impingement (been in moderate to severe pain for 6 months)
Work and parenting duties persist
And I have no mom or partner to take care of me
😭
Oldest kid diagnosed with epilepsy and can't drive for 3 months minimum
Found out today I need hip surgery for an impingement (been in moderate to severe pain for 6 months)
Work and parenting duties persist
And I have no mom or partner to take care of me
😭
Update,: it was actually fun and I only had one drink
So, a few months ago a highschool classmate (who became my college roommate messaged) to ask if I was going to our 20-year reunion and I said no and she said "if you go I'll go" and I said "deal" and now the reunion is tonight and I don't want to go anymore lololol 😭
August 3, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Update,: it was actually fun and I only had one drink
So, a few months ago a highschool classmate (who became my college roommate messaged) to ask if I was going to our 20-year reunion and I said no and she said "if you go I'll go" and I said "deal" and now the reunion is tonight and I don't want to go anymore lololol 😭
August 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
So, a few months ago a highschool classmate (who became my college roommate messaged) to ask if I was going to our 20-year reunion and I said no and she said "if you go I'll go" and I said "deal" and now the reunion is tonight and I don't want to go anymore lololol 😭
Today I saw something that said "urgency is my Adderall" and ... I felt that
July 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Today I saw something that said "urgency is my Adderall" and ... I felt that
When the situationship who completely fucked you up a year ago is back in your DMs 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
July 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
When the situationship who completely fucked you up a year ago is back in your DMs 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑