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sarah
@jellymiens.bsky.social
itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat
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my pronouns are she/her, i'm thirty-three years old and i still really like this guy in case we all forgot
guess who parsed a 4 on m10s for the third week in a row
February 14, 2026 at 3:20 AM
ai phone trees and chatbots have made processes so annoying that the easiest option has wrapped all the way back around to walking up to a physical location and speaking to a human being behind a counter 😐
February 13, 2026 at 9:38 PM
god looking at the village builder in rune factory makes me miss it so bad when i'm playing animal crossing
February 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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The praise is pouring in for #RuneFactory: Guardians of Azuma! 🙌

Watch the new trailer to hear what's being said about the critically acclaimed hit as it launches today on PlayStation 5!

Get the physical edition exclusively on Amazon (US only): https://amzn.to/3Lwn2iZ
February 13, 2026 at 5:02 PM
like how the splash image for llsunshine is an image that includes riko dressed for a song that she is notably not in. it's like the whole point of the song
February 12, 2026 at 11:39 PM
why is everyone and their dog at trader joe's at 4pm on a thursday
February 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
prsk advertising... the idea of mushrooms to me i guess?
February 12, 2026 at 12:16 AM
is it written in 48 point font or
February 11, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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just got word they're making another fucking videogame.
February 10, 2026 at 11:10 PM
oh they added pink hair to grand bazaar?
February 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM
it says something about me that liz's tv showed up for like three frames and i knew what she was watching but the thing it says is something we have all known for a very long time
February 10, 2026 at 6:38 AM
ok well now they've made my fan so quiet idk if it's even turning on at all
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
new personal attack on my sensibilities just dropped
February 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
got to the part in happy home paradise where lottie suggests building a school which is a wild idea for a universe that contains zero children
February 9, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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"oh gross thats a gooner game" who cares man

I'll jack off to your favorite game anyways. cranking my hog to call of duty. masturbating to sim city 200. im busting nuts to bejewled. fuck you.
September 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
idk i think that depends on what you're asking it to do. like it's not gonna cure seasonal depression but it WOULD improve my mood bc there would be a cool glowing rock on my table and i would like looking at it.
February 9, 2026 at 7:49 AM
EXCUSE YOU sasha is not smug he's LAZY
February 9, 2026 at 6:07 AM
dots pretzels are so fucking good what do they even put in those that makes them so good (it's the garlic and the glutamates)
February 9, 2026 at 12:04 AM
i did the temporary misdirection mech in yuweyawata correctly please clap
February 8, 2026 at 7:02 PM
goddamn i wish my windows opened it's so pretty out
February 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
pissing me off. not only are patriotic lighters dumb and stupid but also "red white and mew" was RIGHT FUCKING THERE
February 7, 2026 at 10:12 PM
sending in ANOTHER maintenance request for my bathroom fan bc it's STILL making a loud ass noise when i turn it on despite them supposedly having come to fix it two times now
February 7, 2026 at 8:21 PM
having a fucking Moment again (i want to go to the beach and dig in the sand and make sand castles)
February 7, 2026 at 5:41 PM
lrt like how they literally list the option you're supposed to be doing instead and frame it like it's untenable. yes you're supposed to draw things badly and unprofessionally. why do you think you're entitled to be good without practice
February 7, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Reposted by sarah
This pisses me off because I grew up poor, remained poor, drew during breaks at shit jobs, eventually became a Moderately Successful Illustrator and we basically get by. There isn’t enough borrowed therapy words to justify using genAi you just don’t fuckin have it in you to try harder
no great artists have ever struggled, a famous thing about artists that we all know. everyone prior to three years ago lived lives of luxury.
February 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM