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sarah
@jellymiens.bsky.social
· May 24
my pronouns are she/her i'm thirty-two years old and i like this guy
the real casualty of having divorced parents is that i had to lug my shit back and forth between houses every week as a child so none of it was ever stored properly and now it's all in terrible condition
November 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
the real casualty of having divorced parents is that i had to lug my shit back and forth between houses every week as a child so none of it was ever stored properly and now it's all in terrible condition
i found my old cd case
November 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
i found my old cd case
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New video tomorrow!
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
New video tomorrow!
i made my license cuter and i'm only called bee movie bc the character limit is 10 so "flimsy steve" won't fit
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 AM
i made my license cuter and i'm only called bee movie bc the character limit is 10 so "flimsy steve" won't fit
kirby air riders is a good game
November 22, 2025 at 7:43 AM
kirby air riders is a good game
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I’ve heard there was a chord progression / that David played, for the love of Heaven / but I guess we’re called chord progressions “chords” now / it goes like this: the augIV, the maj7II /now you know what you have to do / click like and subscribe and leave a comment / hallelujah / hallelujah
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I’ve heard there was a chord progression / that David played, for the love of Heaven / but I guess we’re called chord progressions “chords” now / it goes like this: the augIV, the maj7II /now you know what you have to do / click like and subscribe and leave a comment / hallelujah / hallelujah
every time i go back to the sarah jellymiens definitive ranking of major keys i'm just like. damn i was so right. i was so right and i'm so cool
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
every time i go back to the sarah jellymiens definitive ranking of major keys i'm just like. damn i was so right. i was so right and i'm so cool
listen to me. you have to dry brine your white meat poultry. you need to put big flat flaky kosher salt on it and leave it to come to room temperature.
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
listen to me. you have to dry brine your white meat poultry. you need to put big flat flaky kosher salt on it and leave it to come to room temperature.
me bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
me bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the gummies feature in kirby air riders is completely pointless and adds nothing to the overall experience. it's brilliant and every game should have it
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
the gummies feature in kirby air riders is completely pointless and adds nothing to the overall experience. it's brilliant and every game should have it
evil food eater conchita what are you doing here
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
evil food eater conchita what are you doing here
any time i start feeling funky i have to remember the answer is that i need to vacuum my carpet. whatever's wrong vacuuming the carpet will fix it
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
any time i start feeling funky i have to remember the answer is that i need to vacuum my carpet. whatever's wrong vacuuming the carpet will fix it
i respect marvelous a lot as a publisher bc they still bother to make super cool manuals in their physical games while kirby air riders, a first party nintendo game, comes with an nso advertisement and it isn't even cut straight
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
i respect marvelous a lot as a publisher bc they still bother to make super cool manuals in their physical games while kirby air riders, a first party nintendo game, comes with an nso advertisement and it isn't even cut straight
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surprised this gem has not yet graced my timeline
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
surprised this gem has not yet graced my timeline
i want pasta but my pasta pot is in the dishwasher god stop giving me your hardest battles i am your weakest flimsiest soldier
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
i want pasta but my pasta pot is in the dishwasher god stop giving me your hardest battles i am your weakest flimsiest soldier
seeing all the marketing for wicked i do not think i can be blamed for not realizing there were any men in the show until jonathan bailey was announced for the cast bc i have not seen his ass for more than two seconds in any of the advertisements for part 2
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
seeing all the marketing for wicked i do not think i can be blamed for not realizing there were any men in the show until jonathan bailey was announced for the cast bc i have not seen his ass for more than two seconds in any of the advertisements for part 2
sweets level is also enraging bc a) sometimes you just don't know what something is until you roll it up (i rolled up four bottles of vegetable oil bc i thought it was apple juice) and b) sweet is subjective. canned coffee counts as not sweet but everyone has described canned coffee as sweet to me
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 AM
sweets level is also enraging bc a) sometimes you just don't know what something is until you roll it up (i rolled up four bottles of vegetable oil bc i thought it was apple juice) and b) sweet is subjective. canned coffee counts as not sweet but everyone has described canned coffee as sweet to me
the nitpick i have about once upon a katamari is that rev up those fryers is the penultimate stage when it feels like it ought to be as large as possible 5
November 19, 2025 at 8:40 AM
the nitpick i have about once upon a katamari is that rev up those fryers is the penultimate stage when it feels like it ought to be as large as possible 5
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realized the heb sells individual bolillos and i can enjoy a reasonable portion of fresh bread as a household of one tiny person
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
realized the heb sells individual bolillos and i can enjoy a reasonable portion of fresh bread as a household of one tiny person
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wondershow really goin through it these days huh
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
wondershow really goin through it these days huh
Nine US Dollars For Rune Factory 4
Now's a great time to dive into #RuneFactory thanks to the Marvelous/XSEED Games Publisher Sale on Steam!
Save 35% on #RF Guardians of Azuma, or up to 70% on #RF3S, #RF4S, and #RF5 for a limited time.
🌱 https://store.steampowered.com/sale/marvelous2025
Save 35% on #RF Guardians of Azuma, or up to 70% on #RF3S, #RF4S, and #RF5 for a limited time.
🌱 https://store.steampowered.com/sale/marvelous2025
November 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Nine US Dollars For Rune Factory 4
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
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My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!