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@jehantxt.bsky.social
· Jun 19
Strawberry matcha is just pumpkin spice for abcs
so im finally ready to confess something that i've felt guilty about for a while now. and idk if it's something i should feel guilty for, but i do anyways and i've been thinking about it an increasing amount of time as society gets worse and worse,
January 26, 2026 at 3:08 AM
so im finally ready to confess something that i've felt guilty about for a while now. and idk if it's something i should feel guilty for, but i do anyways and i've been thinking about it an increasing amount of time as society gets worse and worse,
My leg's been asleep for half an hour but dog is still sleeping on me so I guess ur just gonna have to amputate it
January 25, 2026 at 1:55 AM
My leg's been asleep for half an hour but dog is still sleeping on me so I guess ur just gonna have to amputate it
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Watch out, Ottowa. Wednesday looks like it'll be a doozy!
January 23, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Watch out, Ottowa. Wednesday looks like it'll be a doozy!
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Fake it* till you make it**
* counterfeit money
** go to prison
* counterfeit money
** go to prison
January 23, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Fake it* till you make it**
* counterfeit money
** go to prison
* counterfeit money
** go to prison
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Fact-Checking Trump On Greenland https://theonion.com/fact-checking-trump-on-greenland/
January 23, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Fact-Checking Trump On Greenland https://theonion.com/fact-checking-trump-on-greenland/
Today was the first time I've ever played moonlight sonata all the way through and honestly, I think I hated it
Mvmt 1 is too boring, mvmt 3 is too hard, and I just kind of don't like how mvmt 2 sounds
Mvmt 1 is too boring, mvmt 3 is too hard, and I just kind of don't like how mvmt 2 sounds
January 21, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Today was the first time I've ever played moonlight sonata all the way through and honestly, I think I hated it
Mvmt 1 is too boring, mvmt 3 is too hard, and I just kind of don't like how mvmt 2 sounds
Mvmt 1 is too boring, mvmt 3 is too hard, and I just kind of don't like how mvmt 2 sounds
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Today 45 Years Ago: Reagan May Have Been Elected, Doesn't Recall
January 21, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Today 45 Years Ago: Reagan May Have Been Elected, Doesn't Recall
"me, for one"
January 21, 2026 at 12:51 PM
"me, for one"
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My boss: when you're dean-
Me:
Me:
January 20, 2026 at 2:21 PM
My boss: when you're dean-
Me:
Me:
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still trying to get rid of some of my top model fits
January 19, 2026 at 9:40 PM
still trying to get rid of some of my top model fits
Why did I read a yt comment about wangxian just being glelphie and literally gasp out loud
January 19, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Why did I read a yt comment about wangxian just being glelphie and literally gasp out loud
thats crazy my mom and i just had a complain session about how my dad shouldnt run marathons anymore
Mother-Daughter Heart-To-Heart Devolves Into Bitching About Dad https://theonion.com/mother-daughter-heart-to-heart-devolves-into-bitching-a-1819567077/
January 18, 2026 at 11:52 PM
thats crazy my mom and i just had a complain session about how my dad shouldnt run marathons anymore
josephine pointe shop saying lots of dancers go into healthcare bc they understand anatomy and bodies,
no, it's because we're all type A perfectionists with academic trauma
no, it's because we're all type A perfectionists with academic trauma
January 18, 2026 at 1:48 PM
josephine pointe shop saying lots of dancers go into healthcare bc they understand anatomy and bodies,
no, it's because we're all type A perfectionists with academic trauma
no, it's because we're all type A perfectionists with academic trauma
had me in the first half
just got out of an uber. the driver was telling me how he has to work 16 hour days, seven days a week, at two different jobs to afford rent. he doesn't have healthcare and he worries about retirement. "i would feel a lot better if we owned greenland," he told me. then he cried.
January 18, 2026 at 2:50 AM
had me in the first half
all these outfits got me last place i h8 this game
January 17, 2026 at 7:35 PM
all these outfits got me last place i h8 this game
EXCUSE ME????????????????????????????????
January 17, 2026 at 12:44 PM
EXCUSE ME????????????????????????????????
i know they're putting lotr back in theaters but it really is better to watch at home. i just watched fellowship of the ring while migrating from the couch to the floor back to the couch and upside down, things that would be socially unacceptable in a public theater
January 17, 2026 at 12:41 AM
i know they're putting lotr back in theaters but it really is better to watch at home. i just watched fellowship of the ring while migrating from the couch to the floor back to the couch and upside down, things that would be socially unacceptable in a public theater
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crazy to think how i struggle to ask for any kind of help but the president of the united states asks "can i have your nobel peace prize?"
January 16, 2026 at 10:38 AM
crazy to think how i struggle to ask for any kind of help but the president of the united states asks "can i have your nobel peace prize?"
Why did I just watch all 7 episodes of "this is going to hurt" and then cry about it
January 16, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Why did I just watch all 7 episodes of "this is going to hurt" and then cry about it
Just read the news and after the whole nobel prize in physics going to AI debacle I've already been convinced that everything is a sham. Actually I lost respect for nobel prizes after rosalind franklin got absolutely robbed
Nobel Please Prize
January 15, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Just read the news and after the whole nobel prize in physics going to AI debacle I've already been convinced that everything is a sham. Actually I lost respect for nobel prizes after rosalind franklin got absolutely robbed