Jeff
@jeffinreality.bsky.social
a hobbit in all respects except that I’m 6’2” and built like an ox
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Jeff
@jeffinreality.bsky.social
· Jul 14
When life gives you dilemmas, make dilemonade
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there’s something to be said for knowing the truth and choosing to be happy in spite of it
January 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
there’s something to be said for knowing the truth and choosing to be happy in spite of it
my roommate’s dog keeps trying to nom on Boomer’s face, but Boomer could not care less; possibly because the dog’s mouth is too small to actually fit around any part of it
January 31, 2025 at 6:21 AM
my roommate’s dog keeps trying to nom on Boomer’s face, but Boomer could not care less; possibly because the dog’s mouth is too small to actually fit around any part of it
save me Amy Vorpahl’s uncontrollable breathy laughter
January 31, 2025 at 6:14 AM
save me Amy Vorpahl’s uncontrollable breathy laughter
Never question the worthiness or propriety of fun & cheer & silliness in times like these. They are more important than ever.
Don’t feel bad when the despair makes it hard to feel, and commiserate when you need to.
But joy is both the purpose and the drive of our fight. Embrace every moment of it.
Don’t feel bad when the despair makes it hard to feel, and commiserate when you need to.
But joy is both the purpose and the drive of our fight. Embrace every moment of it.
January 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Never question the worthiness or propriety of fun & cheer & silliness in times like these. They are more important than ever.
Don’t feel bad when the despair makes it hard to feel, and commiserate when you need to.
But joy is both the purpose and the drive of our fight. Embrace every moment of it.
Don’t feel bad when the despair makes it hard to feel, and commiserate when you need to.
But joy is both the purpose and the drive of our fight. Embrace every moment of it.
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i challenge you to a duel (romantic) (sexual)
January 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i challenge you to a duel (romantic) (sexual)
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i love being a little in love with my friends, dude
January 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
i love being a little in love with my friends, dude
god i love knowing a ton of stuff about swordfighting
god i love knowing a ton of stuff about hockey
January 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
god i love knowing a ton of stuff about swordfighting
the best I’ve ever gotten is up to twice a week with HEMA, and that’s bc I’m supported by a beloved community and a lifelong interest.
I sometimes dream of the swordsman I could be if I was working on it every day but I have yet to figure out how to be that person
I sometimes dream of the swordsman I could be if I was working on it every day but I have yet to figure out how to be that person
Having interests and hobbies that you practice and develop every day is fun and rewarding? Who knew 🤷♂️
January 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
the best I’ve ever gotten is up to twice a week with HEMA, and that’s bc I’m supported by a beloved community and a lifelong interest.
I sometimes dream of the swordsman I could be if I was working on it every day but I have yet to figure out how to be that person
I sometimes dream of the swordsman I could be if I was working on it every day but I have yet to figure out how to be that person
extra therapy session came in clutch today, which is good because I can’t afford to be a complete emotional wreck this week
January 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
extra therapy session came in clutch today, which is good because I can’t afford to be a complete emotional wreck this week
Manager’s dog got attacked last night 😰 BUT he texted me from the vet to let me know the dog is going to recover alright and so now we’re talking about how much we love our dogs and setting up a playdate for later
January 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Manager’s dog got attacked last night 😰 BUT he texted me from the vet to let me know the dog is going to recover alright and so now we’re talking about how much we love our dogs and setting up a playdate for later
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i’m just a potato girl in a computer world
January 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
i’m just a potato girl in a computer world
just gonna throw this out - if anyone secretly wants me to ask them out over here, hmu
downloaded tinder… f in the chat please
January 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
just gonna throw this out - if anyone secretly wants me to ask them out over here, hmu
downloaded tinder… f in the chat please
January 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
downloaded tinder… f in the chat please
oh look it’s sunday morning depression, fancy seeing you here
January 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
oh look it’s sunday morning depression, fancy seeing you here
I saw that one of my favorite HEMA Manuscripts had a Sword and Buckler section that I had never heard about, and I got REALLY excited and pulled up the translation and
January 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I saw that one of my favorite HEMA Manuscripts had a Sword and Buckler section that I had never heard about, and I got REALLY excited and pulled up the translation and
every so often I think of disappearing for a few weeks then coming back rebranded as a fun sexy account
January 22, 2025 at 5:21 AM
every so often I think of disappearing for a few weeks then coming back rebranded as a fun sexy account
Same from me 🏳️⚧️💙🩷🤍
Hi if you’re trans or nonbinary or gender nonconforming, I love you and I see you and you are valid. I will always use your pronouns and your name. You are safe with me, today and always 🏳️⚧️
January 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Same from me 🏳️⚧️💙🩷🤍
I’ve been saying that I’m afraid to write poetry because I’d have to be too honest about feelings I’m afraid of revealing, but maybe I’m thinking about it all wrong
maybe I can express my feelings, but cover them in a thick enough coat of abstract language to give myself plausible deniability
maybe I can express my feelings, but cover them in a thick enough coat of abstract language to give myself plausible deniability
January 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I’ve been saying that I’m afraid to write poetry because I’d have to be too honest about feelings I’m afraid of revealing, but maybe I’m thinking about it all wrong
maybe I can express my feelings, but cover them in a thick enough coat of abstract language to give myself plausible deniability
maybe I can express my feelings, but cover them in a thick enough coat of abstract language to give myself plausible deniability
the thing is that I can pretty easily imagine the version of myself I’d be comfortable and content as. and he doesn’t even seem that far away! but the gulf that is dividing us seems uncrossable. tantalizing in the worst way
January 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
the thing is that I can pretty easily imagine the version of myself I’d be comfortable and content as. and he doesn’t even seem that far away! but the gulf that is dividing us seems uncrossable. tantalizing in the worst way
my therapist tried an exercise with me where I commune with various body parts about my tension
it was well meaning and I see what he was trying, but I think it backfired. Now instead of only feeling like my heart & mind are mad at me, now I feel like my hands, arms, chest & jaw are too lol
it was well meaning and I see what he was trying, but I think it backfired. Now instead of only feeling like my heart & mind are mad at me, now I feel like my hands, arms, chest & jaw are too lol
January 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
my therapist tried an exercise with me where I commune with various body parts about my tension
it was well meaning and I see what he was trying, but I think it backfired. Now instead of only feeling like my heart & mind are mad at me, now I feel like my hands, arms, chest & jaw are too lol
it was well meaning and I see what he was trying, but I think it backfired. Now instead of only feeling like my heart & mind are mad at me, now I feel like my hands, arms, chest & jaw are too lol
You think that Sonic the Hedgehog has no class?? Try and tell me that this pivotal plot point featuring two unrelated characters bearing an uncanny resemblance to each other is NOT an obvious homage to “A Tale of Two Cities” by Charles Dickens
I actually find it so funny that there is no canon reason why Shadow looks like Sonic. SA2 had these big “dark alter ego” vibes going on but there is literally no link at all, just a weird coincidence, and that was so unhinged. I love it.
January 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
You think that Sonic the Hedgehog has no class?? Try and tell me that this pivotal plot point featuring two unrelated characters bearing an uncanny resemblance to each other is NOT an obvious homage to “A Tale of Two Cities” by Charles Dickens
[vent warning]
how are we not all losing our minds about landfills? before, like, 150 years ago, basically all human waste was compost or gravel.
now our whole society depends on choosing more and more land to poison with our industrial pollution - as a BEST case scenario?? and that seems normal??
how are we not all losing our minds about landfills? before, like, 150 years ago, basically all human waste was compost or gravel.
now our whole society depends on choosing more and more land to poison with our industrial pollution - as a BEST case scenario?? and that seems normal??
January 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
[vent warning]
how are we not all losing our minds about landfills? before, like, 150 years ago, basically all human waste was compost or gravel.
now our whole society depends on choosing more and more land to poison with our industrial pollution - as a BEST case scenario?? and that seems normal??
how are we not all losing our minds about landfills? before, like, 150 years ago, basically all human waste was compost or gravel.
now our whole society depends on choosing more and more land to poison with our industrial pollution - as a BEST case scenario?? and that seems normal??
and synthetic plastic/rubber
and any other toxic, non-biodegradable industrial product; especially ones used in consumer goods
and any other toxic, non-biodegradable industrial product; especially ones used in consumer goods
AI and nuclear weapons feel about the same to me, in that I don’t think people understood the consequences of creating it until it was too late
January 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
and synthetic plastic/rubber
and any other toxic, non-biodegradable industrial product; especially ones used in consumer goods
and any other toxic, non-biodegradable industrial product; especially ones used in consumer goods
*watching a Bachelor homage*
having so many beautiful people fawn over me would be amazing, actually
*Bachelor has to start rejecting people*
oh, yeah, nope. please, no, never. no no no no no literally my worst nightmare
having so many beautiful people fawn over me would be amazing, actually
*Bachelor has to start rejecting people*
oh, yeah, nope. please, no, never. no no no no no literally my worst nightmare
January 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
*watching a Bachelor homage*
having so many beautiful people fawn over me would be amazing, actually
*Bachelor has to start rejecting people*
oh, yeah, nope. please, no, never. no no no no no literally my worst nightmare
having so many beautiful people fawn over me would be amazing, actually
*Bachelor has to start rejecting people*
oh, yeah, nope. please, no, never. no no no no no literally my worst nightmare