Jeff Ely
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Jeff Ely
@jeffely.bsky.social
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old school so i fitted my iphone with an analog, gas-fueled zippo and an app that triggers a robotic arm to flick the flint whenever i tap the flashlight icon for those iconic encore/anthem moments at the club.
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Beautiful article on Ali Riley who has retired after an amazing career in soccer.

(If her last name sounds familiar to you as an economist, then that's no surprise. She's the daughter of UCLA auction theorist John Riley.)
www.nytimes.com/athletic/678...
Angel City's Ali Riley used her voice for others while playing. She hopes to do more in retirement
www.nytimes.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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halloween costume ideas:

milk crate seeping something foul

everyone but you

an old clown mask but just the smell

a half burn catcher’s mitt

a halloween party that you aren’t at

nothingness in the shape of you

halloween itself

santa claus

a literal breeze
October 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I have an unnatural obsession with player name trends, so indulge me for a few graphs about this season's names. First, the incredible wave of Jalens continues to decrease.
October 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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a police scanner hooked up to a baby monitor

a social media app that bans you for being kind

a phantom limb petting a dog

a profile picture that ages as you do

a notification that the EMT destined to find your corpse received certification
October 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
A genre of film that works only if you suspend disbelief to exactly 73%
October 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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trebek: this highly vaunted act is a form of violence toward everything that isn’t its object

contestant: what is love
October 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
thank you so much for this! some great new music i never would have known about otherwise.
October 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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an app that's just an eye always trying to meet your gaze
October 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Arriving at the poetry reading wearing chain mail made of interlocked mini pretzels, a helmet hollowed out of olive ciabatta, and wielding a rosemary and sea salt encrusted baguette like a legendary sword. Telling the people in attendance to address me as “Sir Bread” or they will be dispatched.
October 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I am delighted to share that Nobel laureates Esther Duflo and Abhijit Banerjee will join our Department of Economics @econ.uzh.ch at the University of Zurich on July 1, 2026, as Lemann Foundation Professors of Economics.

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October 10, 2025 at 9:01 AM
wings>beatles
October 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Research output after tenure drops off a cliff for business, economics, sociology, and other non-lab fields.

But it remains high post-tenure in lab-based fields such as chemistry, physics, computer science, and engineering.
www.pnas.org/doi/epdf/10....
October 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Real-estate novelist????
September 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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love making styles:

old country doctor

professional mover

blind palm reader

battlefield medic

salmon

defrocked

contextually bereft

cordoned off

at a loss

loki the god of mischief

industrial park

olfactory hallucinations

astrology is dumb

microblogger
September 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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bro do you even discover major savings
August 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
the remainder of this paper is structured according to the outline that your pdf viewer will gladly show you after a few clicks here in the year 2025.
August 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
spent all morning and i can tell you chatGPT doesn't know shit about the pompitous of love
August 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Ruthful
July 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
ok but next we need a tool that tells me how awesome the paper is and which parts are the especially awesome parts
Refine is at a completely different level from the other LLM-based review tools I have tried. It not only identified a large number of small errors in my paper, it also correctly identified what I think is the biggest conceptual weakness. Definitely worth trying.
I've been working on a new tool, Refine, to make scholars more productive. If you're interested in being among the very first to try the beta, please read on.

Refine leverages the best current AI models to draw your attention to potential errors and clarity issues in research paper drafts.

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July 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Heather Christle, wrecking me in 16 lines

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July 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Maroire
June 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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I don’t know if anyone actually sees this given that I never post but here it goes. If you see Iranians these days be a bit gentler with them. We are going through something horrific. Our nation is in the hand of a few individuals who don’t seem to care about anything other than having a useless
June 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Gavin Newsom is not who I would have guessed would rise to meet the moment, but very few people in power are doing so and he's showing that it can be done.
Believe me, I couldn’t be more excited to return to critiquing him on policy someday.

But right now, in this exact moment, Gavin Newsom, is the de facto leader of the free world.

Listen to this speech in its entirety: youtu.be/pXQQNUeb4Sw?... @governor.ca.gov
Governor Newsom Delivers Major Address to Californians
YouTube video by California Governor Gavin Newsom
youtu.be
June 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
sinner won every set except the last three.
June 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
A half nuther
June 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM