Jeff Abbott
@jeffabbott.bsky.social
NYT bestselling author. Out 7/7/26: JANUARY AND JULY, a thriller. Summer Reading Picks by GOOD MORNING AMERICA, THE TODAY SHOW, O MAGAZINE, & USA TODAY. #1 Audible best-seller. Husband, father, Rice Owl, Arsenal, New Orleans Saints. Episcopalian.
Our son and his longtime girlfriend got married this weekend. Beautiful wedding and reception. We love our new daughter-in-law and her family.
February 11, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Our son and his longtime girlfriend got married this weekend. Beautiful wedding and reception. We love our new daughter-in-law and her family.
Well I left advertising so yeah
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Well I left advertising so yeah
What the Dead Know by @lauralippman.bsky.social
(tagging her even though i've told her before how much i liked this book)
(tagging her even though i've told her before how much i liked this book)
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 AM
What the Dead Know by @lauralippman.bsky.social
(tagging her even though i've told her before how much i liked this book)
(tagging her even though i've told her before how much i liked this book)
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This cannot be something a civilian law enforcement agent is allowed to wear in the US — and an agency that has a culture that tolerates this cannot be saved.
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 4, 2026 at 12:53 AM
This cannot be something a civilian law enforcement agent is allowed to wear in the US — and an agency that has a culture that tolerates this cannot be saved.
you have to stir up the fruit at the bottom, Jerry
February 4, 2026 at 4:25 AM
you have to stir up the fruit at the bottom, Jerry
Jerry you're writing good skeets again, yay
February 4, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Jerry you're writing good skeets again, yay
thank you for saying this so clearly
February 4, 2026 at 12:16 AM
thank you for saying this so clearly
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Vodka Giblet
change a letter, ruin a cocktail:
Whiskey Slur
Whiskey Slur
February 4, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Vodka Giblet
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🚨 There are corgis at the Pro Bowl 🚨
February 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
🚨 There are corgis at the Pro Bowl 🚨
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The people of Minneapolis have been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
The first time a city's population has ever been nominated.
www.newsweek.com/minneapolis-...
The first time a city's population has ever been nominated.
www.newsweek.com/minneapolis-...
February 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
The people of Minneapolis have been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
The first time a city's population has ever been nominated.
www.newsweek.com/minneapolis-...
The first time a city's population has ever been nominated.
www.newsweek.com/minneapolis-...
read your replies to most of what you post. People don't want your namby-pamby response, they want ICE abolished.
this is not reformable and you're not meeting the moment
retire
this is not reformable and you're not meeting the moment
retire
February 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
read your replies to most of what you post. People don't want your namby-pamby response, they want ICE abolished.
this is not reformable and you're not meeting the moment
retire
this is not reformable and you're not meeting the moment
retire
the 'i've never seen you smile' is so belittling and enraging
February 3, 2026 at 10:23 PM
the 'i've never seen you smile' is so belittling and enraging
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I know we’ve gotten used to it, but this type of behavior is disgusting and people should speak up about it
KAITLAN COLLINS: What would say to Epstein survivo---
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
February 3, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I know we’ve gotten used to it, but this type of behavior is disgusting and people should speak up about it
it's called voting
February 3, 2026 at 9:52 PM
it's called voting
I enjoy them. And i love how she is constantly underestimated, not at all seen as the smartest person in the room, until she just drops the truth bomb on everyone based on her insights into human nature. The collected short stories or MURDER AT THE VICARAGE are good starting points.
February 3, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I enjoy them. And i love how she is constantly underestimated, not at all seen as the smartest person in the room, until she just drops the truth bomb on everyone based on her insights into human nature. The collected short stories or MURDER AT THE VICARAGE are good starting points.
just tax the billionaires fairly, this isn't hard.
February 3, 2026 at 7:16 PM
just tax the billionaires fairly, this isn't hard.
"PROMPT: What if John Scalzi was Cardinal Richelieu?"
February 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
"PROMPT: What if John Scalzi was Cardinal Richelieu?"
imagining a future where no one reaches out to him for comment
February 3, 2026 at 3:54 AM
imagining a future where no one reaches out to him for comment
all our Sam Neills are female
February 3, 2026 at 3:50 AM
all our Sam Neills are female
we could have a bunch of Sam Neills running around an island. just a thought
February 3, 2026 at 3:50 AM
we could have a bunch of Sam Neills running around an island. just a thought
well they could have just grown a new Sam Neill from a DNA sample, what could go wrong
February 3, 2026 at 3:47 AM
well they could have just grown a new Sam Neill from a DNA sample, what could go wrong
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Not an ad, but apparently Kobo US is having a sale on its color e-readers right now: us.kobobooks.com/collections/...
February 2, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Not an ad, but apparently Kobo US is having a sale on its color e-readers right now: us.kobobooks.com/collections/...
our son said to me yesterday 'i am so sorry i know how much you and mom enjoyed her performances' and i'm still genuinely sad. no we did not know her. we were just fans who enjoyed everything she did
February 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
our son said to me yesterday 'i am so sorry i know how much you and mom enjoyed her performances' and i'm still genuinely sad. no we did not know her. we were just fans who enjoyed everything she did
i just got my plumage feathered
February 2, 2026 at 3:30 PM
i just got my plumage feathered