Jonathan Ammon
@jdammon.bsky.social
Designated Bitter
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The real James Bond is the faceless silhouette who turns and fires his gun at the beginning. Every other depiction of the character is just a fun riff on him.
November 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The real James Bond is the faceless silhouette who turns and fires his gun at the beginning. Every other depiction of the character is just a fun riff on him.
Well I believe Kim Kardashian is a hoax, so there.
October 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Well I believe Kim Kardashian is a hoax, so there.
If only MLB could come up with a simple rule change that would prevent 17-inning games in the World Series.
October 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
If only MLB could come up with a simple rule change that would prevent 17-inning games in the World Series.
Halloween comes a little early in Canada. Because of the early harvest.
(throws blue card through window)
(throws blue card through window)
October 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Halloween comes a little early in Canada. Because of the early harvest.
(throws blue card through window)
(throws blue card through window)
I can't bring myself to root for the Toronto Blue Jays, but at least if they win the World Series, the players won't go to the White House.
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I can't bring myself to root for the Toronto Blue Jays, but at least if they win the World Series, the players won't go to the White House.
Danny DeVito finally gets a chance to fulfill his destiny.
Jim Carrey Eyes Colin Trevorrow’s Live-Action ‘The Jetsons’ Movie At Warner Bros
We've confirmed that Jim Carrey is in talks to star in Warner Bros.' live-action feature take of The Jetsons with Colin Trevorrow eyeing to direct.
deadline.com
October 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Danny DeVito finally gets a chance to fulfill his destiny.
ESPN's onscreen graphics are poorly designed and ineptly operated. That's all I have to say about that series.
October 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
ESPN's onscreen graphics are poorly designed and ineptly operated. That's all I have to say about that series.
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Rob Lowe is a traitor
October 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Rob Lowe is a traitor
Fox Sports really knows how to make baseball unwatchable. Tonight's crew is apparently broadcasting from a storm drain beneath Great American Ballpark.
September 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Fox Sports really knows how to make baseball unwatchable. Tonight's crew is apparently broadcasting from a storm drain beneath Great American Ballpark.
@wkrnnews2.bsky.social My family will no longer be watching local news on WKRN due to Nexstar's censorship of Jimmy Kimmel.
September 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
@wkrnnews2.bsky.social My family will no longer be watching local news on WKRN due to Nexstar's censorship of Jimmy Kimmel.
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This is the worst thing America has ever done to itself.
January 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This is the worst thing America has ever done to itself.
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I liked when the ugly late night drama was Jay Leno hiding in a closet.
September 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I liked when the ugly late night drama was Jay Leno hiding in a closet.
If you had told me in 1983 that in 2025 someone would win an Emmy for writing a TV show about Mon Mothma, I would have been fairly confident it was going to be me.
September 15, 2025 at 7:35 AM
If you had told me in 1983 that in 2025 someone would win an Emmy for writing a TV show about Mon Mothma, I would have been fairly confident it was going to be me.
That feeling when you’re way older than all the "you're not too old" examples.
Remember, Tolkien didn't start working on "The Hobbit" until he was 41 years old. It started as tales for his children that took over 4 years to complete, and he finally published it at the age of 45.
It is never too late to start working on something that truly calls to you.
Embrace your passion.
It is never too late to start working on something that truly calls to you.
Embrace your passion.
August 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
That feeling when you’re way older than all the "you're not too old" examples.
My 2025 Summer Jam is "A Commercial Break is Now in Progress" by DirecTV.
August 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
My 2025 Summer Jam is "A Commercial Break is Now in Progress" by DirecTV.
Jay has never seen a back he didn't want to stab.
Jay Leno Questions Why Late-Night Hosts “Alienate” Half Their Audience: “Get To The Joke”
While many in the late-night community are standing by Stephen Colbert, one veteran host has a different perspective.
deadline.com
July 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Jay has never seen a back he didn't want to stab.
It isn't fair that Colbert is being canceled when he's never done a single commercial for a solitaire game.
July 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
It isn't fair that Colbert is being canceled when he's never done a single commercial for a solitaire game.
Am I just starved for entertainment or is Jurassic World Rebirth actually pretty damn good?
July 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Am I just starved for entertainment or is Jurassic World Rebirth actually pretty damn good?
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NASA is being told to cancel 19 *active* missions to save $6B, which looks to be less than the ICE *hiring/retention* budget going forward.
I need people to let that sentence sink into their bones for a minute.
I need people to let that sentence sink into their bones for a minute.
If the GOP reconciliation bill passes, ICE gets through FY2029:
- $45 billion for detention, on top of the current annual budget of $3.4 billion
- $14.4 billion for transportation and removal, on top of the current annual budget of $750 million
- $8 billion for hiring/retention
- Billions more.
- $45 billion for detention, on top of the current annual budget of $3.4 billion
- $14.4 billion for transportation and removal, on top of the current annual budget of $750 million
- $8 billion for hiring/retention
- Billions more.
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June 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
NASA is being told to cancel 19 *active* missions to save $6B, which looks to be less than the ICE *hiring/retention* budget going forward.
I need people to let that sentence sink into their bones for a minute.
I need people to let that sentence sink into their bones for a minute.
The new Mission: Impossible was fun and all, but Christopher McQuarrie's composition in dialog scenes remains a crime against cinema.
May 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The new Mission: Impossible was fun and all, but Christopher McQuarrie's composition in dialog scenes remains a crime against cinema.
I just got a 2-factor authentication code from my bank, but now I'm afraid I'll get a visit from Secret Service if I type this 4 digit number into my phone.
May 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just got a 2-factor authentication code from my bank, but now I'm afraid I'll get a visit from Secret Service if I type this 4 digit number into my phone.
deadline.com/2025/05/trib...
That title is extremely triggering to my palindrome-philic brain. They clearly should've gone with Dog o' God.
That title is extremely triggering to my palindrome-philic brain. They clearly should've gone with Dog o' God.
Tribeca Title ‘Dog of God’ Acquired For France As Media Move Launches Sales – Cannes Market
Tribeca Title ‘Dog of God’ Acquired For France As Media Move Launches Sales – Cannes Market
deadline.com
May 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
deadline.com/2025/05/trib...
That title is extremely triggering to my palindrome-philic brain. They clearly should've gone with Dog o' God.
That title is extremely triggering to my palindrome-philic brain. They clearly should've gone with Dog o' God.
Live reaction of Edward Woodward hearing Trump's claim that he just came up with the word "equalize."
May 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Live reaction of Edward Woodward hearing Trump's claim that he just came up with the word "equalize."