Jonathan Ammon
@jdammon.bsky.social
Designated Bitter
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The real James Bond is the faceless silhouette who turns and fires his gun at the beginning. Every other depiction of the character is just a fun riff on him.
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The real James Bond is the faceless silhouette who turns and fires his gun at the beginning. Every other depiction of the character is just a fun riff on him.
I mean, they still haven't explained how Blofeld could have survived being dropped down a smokestack from a helicopter. Lazy franchise.
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I mean, they still haven't explained how Blofeld could have survived being dropped down a smokestack from a helicopter. Lazy franchise.
This post could be 8 years old, except Bluesky isn't 8 years old.
November 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This post could be 8 years old, except Bluesky isn't 8 years old.
She sued David Letterman. Her sense of humor was suspect.
November 3, 2025 at 8:42 AM
She sued David Letterman. Her sense of humor was suspect.
Most people arguing about this don't really understand it. They are actually trying to legislate away the Earth's axial tilt. Just keep the clocks at standard and adjust your schedule to your preferences. We are already moving away from a universal 9-to-5 anyway.
November 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Most people arguing about this don't really understand it. They are actually trying to legislate away the Earth's axial tilt. Just keep the clocks at standard and adjust your schedule to your preferences. We are already moving away from a universal 9-to-5 anyway.
Halloween costume? Does it come a little earlier in Canada? Because of the early harvest?
October 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Halloween costume? Does it come a little earlier in Canada? Because of the early harvest?
My God. It's full of oyster crackers.
October 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
My God. It's full of oyster crackers.
Keep my Sith Lord's name out of your filthy orange mouth.
October 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Keep my Sith Lord's name out of your filthy orange mouth.
In fairness, there's really no way anyone could have foreseen this.
October 21, 2025 at 6:53 AM
In fairness, there's really no way anyone could have foreseen this.
I look forward to Mike Johnson not commenting on it because he hasn't seen it.
October 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I look forward to Mike Johnson not commenting on it because he hasn't seen it.
It needs to be made while Danny DeVito is alive.
October 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It needs to be made while Danny DeVito is alive.
Fine. Changing the title of my book to The Gospel of Indiana Jones.
October 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Fine. Changing the title of my book to The Gospel of Indiana Jones.
But he got his PhD at the Sorbonne (if that's still canon).
October 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
But he got his PhD at the Sorbonne (if that's still canon).
You might want to flip to NBC real quick.
October 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
You might want to flip to NBC real quick.
I see four turtles.
October 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I see four turtles.
Prequel: The Stuff Rises
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Prequel: The Stuff Rises