Club Penguin Refugee
jcubbin.bsky.social
Club Penguin Refugee
@jcubbin.bsky.social
A person/character written by Hideo Kojima while high on Galaxy Gas and food poisoned by bulk Costco shrimp cocktail platters
My cat: Meowing at something for no reason

Me a responsible cat parent: it's cause you're always on your phone
August 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Crime is out of control in the Ed, Edd, n Eddy cul-de-sac and Trump must send in the National Guard to disrupt the illicit jawbreaker trade that is destroying the peace for law-abiding children
August 29, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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"You shouldn't put ketchup on a hotdog" You Are Eating Pig Asshole
August 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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I was at the urinal with my pants all the way down of course and I was pulling apart my butt cheeks so my farts would be quieter when all of the sudden a big poop flied out of my rear hole and landed in the sink behind me
August 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Nothing illegal about shitting yourself to win a public dispute
March 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My lifestyle is tariff proof
March 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM