J Caprioli
jcaprioli.bsky.social
J Caprioli
@jcaprioli.bsky.social
Pokémon training, gay, techie, Whovian, liberal politicked New Yorker doggie dad

Also on Threads for the fluff: @j.caprioli@threads.net
The #FSUshooter is the son of a local sheriff. He killed two and injured five more. But let's deport all of the immigrants with no criminal records, right?
FSU mass shooting kills 2 people, injures at least 5; suspect in custody
Law enforcement said the suspected shooter is the 20-year-old son of a Leon County deputy sheriff and a student at FSU.
www.cbsnews.com
April 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"If failure were a product, Trump would have patented it. Yet somehow, he’s managed to con millions into believing he’s a financial wizard."

#Trump
#tariffs
#epicfail
'Trump's humiliating tariff climbdown is a panicked retreat dressed as victory'
This is a panicked retreat by a man who doesn’t understand the very basics of international trade or economic cause and effect, writes Chris Bucktin.
www.themirror.com
April 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
"No Switch for you!"

Thanks, Trump 😡
ign.com IGN @ign.com · Apr 4
Nintendo has taken the unprecedented decision to delay Switch 2 preorders in the U.S., pointing to the impact of Trump's tariff war and "evolving market conditions." bit.ly/4iVEEjF
April 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Dear left-leaning media: when you headline a "gotcha" moment or a good zinger, can you please refrain from using the hyperbole " #destroyed "? As long as Trump and the GOP are still in power, we haven't destroyed them, or even come close. We've still got a lot of work to do. Thank you.
March 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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We need more Al Greens
March 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I don't know what the rest of the country is complaining about. I live in #NewYorkCity. When we walk into the supermarket and see #eggprices at $9 a dozen we call it "Tuesday".
February 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Thank you AP News for not backing down about Trump’s bullsh*t name change of the Gulf of Mexico.

That’s how real independent journalists act.💯

Even when barred from the Oval Office and Air Force One, they’ve continued to state that this name change is only recognized by Trump.
February 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
#Android phone? Check.
#Windows PC? Check.
#AppleMusic subscription? Check.

Why? Because Apple Music is pretty darn good for content and simplicity while #YouTubeMusic is an overpriced shit show and #Spotify platforms racist and misinformative podcasts. The latter two are not worth your money.
February 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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February 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Elon—the richest man on Earth—is gutting the world’s largest provider of food aid. He could end world hunger single-handedly and still be the richest man alive. But he won’t.

Instead, he spent 40 million on Super Bowl ads attacking USAID!

Stand with USAID: share this counter-ad…
February 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
John Fetterman voted with the GOP to confirm an election denier and compulsive liar as the chief law enforcement officer of the US. It's time for Dems to part ways with this Republican-in-sheeps-clothing. Throw him out of the party! He can't do more damage as a Republican than he's doing as a Dem!
February 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Does anyone *intentionally* swipe left on their #iPhone 's lock screen to open the camera anymore? #Apple, can you please ditch this feature? It's annoyingly obtrusive when you're trying to clear notifications. With the recent enhancements to the lock screen, there's simply no need for this.
February 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
You supported Trump, and now the leopard ate your face, you idiots. Karma. As a consolation, I'm sure the price of eggs is lower in Gitmo. #VenezuelanMigrants
'Beyond betrayal.' Venezuelans in Florida are angry at Trump immigration policy
Trump's decision to remove Temporary Protected Status means more than 500,000 Venezuelans may be forced to leave the U.S. Venezuelan Americans, many of whom voted for Trump, call it a betrayal.
www.npr.org
February 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
#Canada showed the world today how to deal with a bully when he pushes you around: punch him in the nose!! Well done, Mr. Trudeau!
February 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
In any other time, in any other administration, the unelected and unconfirmed #ElonMusk would have been arrested and charged with sedition by now.
February 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
@schumer.senate.gov Good God, man! Please resign for the good of all of us. While Elon Musk was staging a coup and ransacking the government yesterday, this was your social media feed. RESIGN!!! #resist
February 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
OMFG! A 10-part plan?? You're going to introduce bills?? Holy sh!t!! @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social resign your position now before it really is too late to save democracy. Your plan should have 3 parts:
1. stop cooperating
2. throw up roadblocks
3. blame Trump for everything on every medium possible
Hakeem Jeffries lays out 10-part war plan for Democrats to take on Trump
Jeffries previewed plans to use the government funding process as leverage to reverse some of Trump's moves.
www.axios.com
February 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
[1] The media and the left need to stop treating this capitulation by Mexico as a defeat for Trump. This bending of the knee is nothing short of a victory for MAGA. The average voter does not understand the nuances of what just happened. They don't understand that nothing has really changed. [cont.]
February 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The only way America will learn its lesson on how we got to this point is a long, painful economic downturn and crash as a result of Trump 2.0 and the broligarch economy... and I can't wait for it to happen.
January 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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A convicted felon is now president of the United States.
January 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Thank you Joe Biden.

Pass it on.
January 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Bundle up and hunker down. It's going to be brutally cold this week... and for the next four years.
January 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
It's been 1 full day since #congestionpricing went into effect and... Oh, look. The world didn't come to an end. How about that?
January 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Here's another #Pokémon easter egg in #DoctorWho: Series 12 episode "Spyfall". In the cold open, a secret agent on a plane goes into the bathroom and pulls a rolled up secret message from a tube of toothpaste. The toothpaste brand? Pearl & Diamond!
December 30, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Is it me or is the spawn schedule in today's #PokemonGOCommunityDay a little off? I'm getting 10 minutes of Porygon, Beldum, Bagon and Cyndaquil at ten minutes before each hour, and then 50 minutes of everything else spawning. Weird.
@pokemongoapp.bsky.social
December 21, 2024 at 9:08 PM