Jaz
@jazb.bsky.social
💀🦋 Freelance designer and front-end developer. Art, photography, endless books. Interested in lots of random things. Neurodivergent. Surrey, UK. Was jaz_design at the old place...
https://hocus-focus.co.uk/
https://jazdesign.co.uk/
https://hocus-focus.co.uk/
https://jazdesign.co.uk/
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Jaz
@jazb.bsky.social
· Nov 28
Hello, yes I am a freelance web designer and developer with over 20 years experience. I like art and photography and books and I'm neurodivergent. But perhaps the most important thing to know is that I have a tattoo of Mr Blobby in my armpit.
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in the light of all this downtime i will now revert back to old school hosting: relying on some weird fella who never turns his PC off.
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
in the light of all this downtime i will now revert back to old school hosting: relying on some weird fella who never turns his PC off.
We are on day 42 of chives
November 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
We are on day 42 of chives
You know what Meaco? I absolutely will register my warranty so I can win an elephant. Thanks!
November 16, 2025 at 9:22 AM
You know what Meaco? I absolutely will register my warranty so I can win an elephant. Thanks!
Tipping everything in my office onto the floor hasn’t been as fun as that one impulse last week had me believe.
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Tipping everything in my office onto the floor hasn’t been as fun as that one impulse last week had me believe.
Reminder
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Reminder
I opened Dreamweaver twice today.
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I opened Dreamweaver twice today.
“Jaz you’ve been on the voice chat for 7 hours”
Simpsons. Fortnite.
Simpsons. Fortnite.
November 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
“Jaz you’ve been on the voice chat for 7 hours”
Simpsons. Fortnite.
Simpsons. Fortnite.
Gav is the coolest person I know in real life. Look at this gloriousness! Who just makes a virtual pinball table for funsies? Gav. And it’s rad.
Ta-da! Here’s some footage of the table in action! I’ve still got a long way to go on this journey of reskinning an original virtual pinball table, but safe to say I am STOKED on this so far! #vpin #virtualpinball
October 30, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Gav is the coolest person I know in real life. Look at this gloriousness! Who just makes a virtual pinball table for funsies? Gav. And it’s rad.
Happy birthday HTML tags. I love you.
Happy 34th Birthday HTML tags!
On October 29, 1991, the internet pioneer, Tim Berners-Lee, published a document entitled HTML Tags.
#WebDesignHistory
On October 29, 1991, the internet pioneer, Tim Berners-Lee, published a document entitled HTML Tags.
#WebDesignHistory
October 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Happy birthday HTML tags. I love you.
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We always try to get Nine Lessons shows beyond London - it is never profitable but we hope it makes it accessible for others - This year is CARDIFF - but no one seems to want to come - so we will pull it next week if we see that it is going to lose us too much money
www.glee.co.uk/performer/ni...
www.glee.co.uk/performer/ni...
Nine Lessons and Carols for Curious People - The Glee Club
The iconic Nine Lessons and Carols for Curious People season extravaganza is headed to Cardiff for the first time
www.glee.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
We always try to get Nine Lessons shows beyond London - it is never profitable but we hope it makes it accessible for others - This year is CARDIFF - but no one seems to want to come - so we will pull it next week if we see that it is going to lose us too much money
www.glee.co.uk/performer/ni...
www.glee.co.uk/performer/ni...
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
The last few weeks have been pretty rough so took a break and spent all day running around spooky Fortnite. Now for an extra hour of sleep, and then tomorrow back to real life 🎃
October 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The last few weeks have been pretty rough so took a break and spent all day running around spooky Fortnite. Now for an extra hour of sleep, and then tomorrow back to real life 🎃
Forever bless the garden visitors
October 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Forever bless the garden visitors
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Still sharing some of my favourite Moe-dern Art pieces from last year! Here’s Mark Rothk-Moe.
October 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Still sharing some of my favourite Moe-dern Art pieces from last year! Here’s Mark Rothk-Moe.
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The British Musem at closing time. Oct 2025.
October 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
The British Musem at closing time. Oct 2025.
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My brain every time someone says they made something with AI...
October 16, 2025 at 11:33 AM
My brain every time someone says they made something with AI...
Extra things which make death harder:
* ambiguous sentences on registry office websites when what you need to do is time sensitive,
* funeral directors/transport keyword stuffing location pages, despite not being nearby, so you can't actually get to the information you need
* ambiguous sentences on registry office websites when what you need to do is time sensitive,
* funeral directors/transport keyword stuffing location pages, despite not being nearby, so you can't actually get to the information you need
October 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Extra things which make death harder:
* ambiguous sentences on registry office websites when what you need to do is time sensitive,
* funeral directors/transport keyword stuffing location pages, despite not being nearby, so you can't actually get to the information you need
* ambiguous sentences on registry office websites when what you need to do is time sensitive,
* funeral directors/transport keyword stuffing location pages, despite not being nearby, so you can't actually get to the information you need
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This is it. 86,791 words. 836 emdashes. 625 `const`, 141 `let`, 16 `var`. One (1) reference to the pause music from Battletoads for the NES.
Spread the word: JavaScript for Everyone launches tomorrow.
Spread the word: JavaScript for Everyone launches tomorrow.
October 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is it. 86,791 words. 836 emdashes. 625 `const`, 141 `let`, 16 `var`. One (1) reference to the pause music from Battletoads for the NES.
Spread the word: JavaScript for Everyone launches tomorrow.
Spread the word: JavaScript for Everyone launches tomorrow.
I’m no longer speaking at @webdevconf.com tomorrow due to bereavement, but I am sending lots of love to everyone there. Very sorry to miss it and hope you all have a fantastic time ❤️
October 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’m no longer speaking at @webdevconf.com tomorrow due to bereavement, but I am sending lots of love to everyone there. Very sorry to miss it and hope you all have a fantastic time ❤️
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Zelda Williams: “And for the love of EVERY THING, stop calling it ‘the future,’ AI is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be re-consumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line”
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Robin Williams’ Daughter Tells Fans to ‘Stop Sending Me AI Videos of Dad’: It’s ‘Gross’ and ‘Not What He’d Want’
Zelda Williams tells fans not to send her AI recreations of father Robin Williams, calling them "gross."
variety.com
October 7, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Zelda Williams: “And for the love of EVERY THING, stop calling it ‘the future,’ AI is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be re-consumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line”
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Friiiidayyyyyyyyyyyy!
WDC2025 takes place on Friday!
We don't have any official plans for Thursday night. If you're in Bristol the night before why not hop on our discord and see who else is around?
discord.gg/c2X7p8Mq
We have a handful of tickets left for the conference and we'd love to see you there!
webdevconf.com
We don't have any official plans for Thursday night. If you're in Bristol the night before why not hop on our discord and see who else is around?
discord.gg/c2X7p8Mq
We have a handful of tickets left for the conference and we'd love to see you there!
webdevconf.com
WDC2025 - October 10 2025, Watershed, Bristol, UK
WDC is the web conference based in Bristol, taking place in autumn each year. With great speakers and attendees alike.
webdevconf.com
October 6, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Friiiidayyyyyyyyyyyy!