Oh gosh! Merry Chivemas! Everyone gathers round the TV to watch Wallace invent the Chive-o-matic and make the perfect cream cheese with chives for his crackers… followed by murderous chaos leaving one Chivelord surrounded by perfectly cut pieces of the entire family 😅

The chopping board was sweet!

We need to get Wallace and Gromit in on this!

@johnmu.com did you see the chive cutter?

Omg the cronch sound!! This is why 3D printers were invented. Someone is sending him a new chopping board, it’s honestly so wholesome.

Omg yes!!! How did he think the people examining them pixel by pixel wouldn’t notice?! Did you see Philadelphia cream cheese getting in on the action? People rating the chives on the packet was amazing.

zoom: 1 I have found thee!! (I didn't write this, I made a new repo).

Unrelated, but today the theme I'm working on has references to IE8.

💯 I want to go back to the apple store and see one in person because I refuse to believe this is real

RIPR

Honestly it reads like a desperate prayer and we’ve all been there. FIX FIX JUST FUCKING FIX

Phones keep washing up, cloth

Just us and our zoom: 1s, a few under construction gifs and Cufon.

So wholesome. I’ve learned so much about chives 😅 I hope he does do a video.

I really don’t get how he thought people wouldn’t notice. They’re literally going pixel by pixel every day 😂

🎶 It's the toooooilettttt of wiiiiine 🎶