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Jay's Gender Benders
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The Trading Post (www.tradingpostinn.com), Encyclopedia of GB Media, and other stories of gender-bending comedy/drama/adventure when they come. Pretty PG-13 and solidly he/him, considering the material.

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Today's #TGTransformation caption (or #BodySwap or #BrainTransplant, because they don't know) features "Three Jewels"!

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Three young women in yellow dresses and black heels pose for a photograph. From left to right, they are a black woman with her large breasts pushed up and a scowl on her face surrounded by frizzy curls; a white woman with her exposed back to the camera, giving a seductive look over her shoulder, and an Asian woman with a nervous look on her face. In the caption, they're arguing, because only Mark in the middle thinks this is a good idea, while David on the left is carping about having to shove his tits in the camera's face and Brandon on the right is sick of David's whining, at least until Mark reminds them that they've invested a lot of money in this and it might be the only way to get out from under the boss's thumb. These three former men don't know how they woke up as young women - when they agreed to do anything to pay off their debt to Big Tony, they were given sedatives, so this could be nanotechnology, a magic spell, or their brains transplanted into the bodies of girls in even bigger trouble! - but they were put through stripper boot camp and put on the stage at Big Tony's strip clubs, responsible for rent on top of what they owed and told their new bodies had GPS chips inside in case they tried to run. A kitchen fire gave them an unexpected night off, so they went to another bar for some drinks to steady their nerves, and got roped into doing karaoke, discovering that they now had great voices on top of everything else. A talent agent spotted them and thinks they have potential, although they need practice and some professional photographs. So that's what they're doing, calling themselves "3Jewelz" - Obsidian, Opal, and Jade. Mark/Opal is kind of excited at the idea of being a pop star, though Brandon/Jade thinks they may be swapping one bad boss for another, and David/Obsidian is worried that becoming famous as a young black woman will just obliterate his old life even more!
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Today's #TGTransformation caption is about one of the silver linings of living in #Bunnytown: "Work Cosplay"!

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A busty young woman (cosplayer nonsummerjack) dressed as a themed playboy bunny; her gold bodysuit, ears, and accessories have an Egyptian theme and match the wallpaper. She's a bit stooped, standing with one hand on her hip and another on her knee, giving a wry grin. In the caption, she's about to lead a tour group of kids through the museum's ancient Egypt exhibit, not terribly concerned that she's looking too sexy for this group - a "Bunny Bomb" turned all of the city's adults, male or female, into curvy young women compelled to dress as Playboy Bunnies, though it had no effect on pre-pubescent children. They're seeing all this everywhere, all the time. Not that Rick was big into dressing up before - as a man, he was buttoned down and working IT in the back of the museum, but got ideas once everybody was basically wearing Halloween costumes 24/7 and a lot of spare time what with the city being quarantined. Her bosses noticed and had her do some tours, and it turns out she's a natural. She's also getting much more tail than she ever did; it turns out that her exes weren't kidding about women liking creativity and intelligence more than muscles and a big dick! She does often introduce herself as "Krystal" rather than "Rick", because some folks are weird about making out with former guys. She's really hoping the border is opened soon - not only is she kind of curious how she'll respond to boys, but the museum could use a new traveling exhibit; this one has been here longer than planned, so everyone has already seen it and she'd make a new costume after months as Sexy Hathor!
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Today's #TGTF caption has someone getting their new "Bunnytown Photo ID"!

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An attractive young woman stands in front of a neutral background. She's wearing bunny ears, a bowtie, cuffs, a white corset that shows off her thin waist, and pink hot pants that highlight her thigh gap. In the caption, she's conversing with someone presumably attired the same who is taking her picture for a new photo ID, since they live in Bunnytown, where a "Bunny Bomb" has turned everyone who breathed its fumes in into a young woman compelled to dress in this sort of costume. "Lisbeth" confesses that she went to the salon so she could look her best for this, while the person taking the photo, a longtime civil servant, says that women have been doing that since they started carrying picture IDs. They get to talking, with Lisbeth saying that it's strange to be a university lecturer these days, with everybody looking the same age, and the girls who already knew how to work all this were kind of intimidating at first, but also nice - a lot of people are finishing their degrees or taking a few classes where they might have felt out of place before, which makes for lively discussions even if the class looks homogeneous. When her new ID is printed out, she laughs at seeing her new face next to the one she had as a man named "Felix", saying that even before all this, she read a lot of transformation stories, and they always made someone getting a new ID tricky, rather something handled smoothly by the community!
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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New #TradingPostInn entry: Arthur/Penny/Millie is "Missing Date Night".

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Arthur/Penny/Millie: Missing Date Night
There are some days when I almost want to return the attention of the various middle-school boys who awkwardly express interest in Millie, j...
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November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Today's #TGTransformation caption isn't fond of such a "Small Portion"!

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A young black woman sits in a restaurant, looking a bit sad as she looks down at her menu and a plate with just chopsticks a single slice of pickle. She's wearing an open black button-down shirt and gold earrings, and her big mane of curly hair is asymmetrical and chaotic. Above her, a thought balloon reads "Man, I know Wendy has always struggled with her weight and I was happy to promise to keep up her diet until we figured out a way for her, at least, to change back, but it's been a month and I'm so hungry…"
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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New #TradingPostInn entry: Arthur/Penny/Millie is "Missing Date Night".

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Arthur/Penny/Millie: Missing Date Night
There are some days when I almost want to return the attention of the various middle-school boys who awkwardly express interest in Millie, j...
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November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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On the blog: Season 2, Episode 4 of #FilmRolls has "Modesty Blaise" for Dale and "Maybe It's Love" for the Centipede!

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Film Rolls Season 2, Round 04: <I>Modesty Blaise</I> and <I>Maybe It's Love</I>
These come quicker when there's no local baseball (and you're not picking up the Fox and/or ESPN services for just a week) and theatrical of...
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November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Ah, nuts, that's what I get for not looking up some half-remembered comment about EU regs from decades ago.

Fortunately, the gags not load-bearing and I can say the character was mistaken for the same reason.
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"the only country in the EU that doesn't require laws to be published in its native language"? No, the Irish constitution states that laws passed in one language must have a translation issued in other other official language. If there is a conflict in the texts, the Irish version takes precedence.
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Today's #TGTransformation caption has someone new in tending the "Recording Library"!

#TGTF #GenderBender #GenderBend #GenderSwap #M2FTransformation

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A petite blonde woman (singer Sabrina Carpenter) stands on the bottom rung of a ladder attached to the shelving that covers a wall, completely packed with records. She's barefoot, wearing just a slip dress that doesn't quite cover her bottom, looking over her shoulder. In the caption, "Lisbeth" is looking for a particular record for a visitor who arrived just before bedtime, disconcerted a bit by finding him handsome and making small talk. It's not her collection, but that of the home's owner, Clelia, who is referred to as both an old Irish lady and a tiny baby. That's because each record contains a recorded spell, and Clelia must have been listening to one to make her a pretty young girl when she fell asleep, regressing her all the way to infanthood before her neighbor heard the crying and came to investigate. The visitor who had been eying Lisbeth's bottom is a bit shocked when she says that, though she can't read the titles on all the hand-labeled recordings (who knows Irish these days?), she knows they're powerful stuff; look at the petite girl it made out of Clelia's neighbor "Felix"! But she says not to worry about thinking of her as a man; she figures that by the time she's finished cataloguing all this, it would be just as strange to turn back!
November 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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Today's #TGTransformation caption leads to a "Picture with Mom"!

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Two women of Asian descent sit on a sofa, smiling for a picture. The one on the left ("Wendy"), wearing a simple pink dress, could pass as the mother of the one on the right ("Mandy"), whose features are a little more ethnically ambiguous and who is wearing a more eye-catching animal print. In the caption, Mandy is thanking Wendy for everything, saying she knows she should just tell her boyfriend's family off, but she's in love. Wendy says she is glad to, and that it may sound silly coming from her, but she's glad Mandy didn't give up an important part of who she was because of a boy. Wendy says that because she used to be Mandy's Caucasian neighbor John. Mandy had actually intended to use her experimental nanotechnology to absorb John's DNA after breaking up with her boyfriend Kenji over his parent's disdain for how she never worried about finding her birth mother and considering the couple who adopted her to be her real parents, but she hooked them up to the machine incorrectly, and John wound up gaining Mandy's ethnicity - and sex! Which, it turned out, may have been fate looking out for them; John/Wendy was trans but never told anyone, and while the face in the mirror wasn't the Wendy she'd imagined being, it was good enough. Posing as Mandy's birth mother would be a small thing to do in return, although, amusingly, genetically Wendy was closer to being John and Mandy's daughter than the other way around!
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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At #TradingPostInn, Marc tries to avoid "the danger zone"!

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Marc/Dustin: Danger Zone
A few weeks ago, when John were making his joint pitch for me to, erm, increase  my relationship with him, he said something that stuck with...
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November 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Slightly different for me, in that I would love to have a great story idea but instead always get ideas for scenarios where one can tell many stories.
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Me, excited: "Oo, I have such a long , epic story idea."

Also me, doom spiralling from the beginning, "I have no tiiiiiiime!"
November 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Today's #TGTransformation captions is someone's "First Successful Spell"!

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A young woman in a curve-hugging peasant dress stands in a park; there is some sort of renaissance fair in the background. Her hair is up and she's lifting her skirts to show off her legs and boots, addressing the reader: "… I don't know; she says she's never really had a spell work, but then, maybe she's never play-hexed someone who was open to being turned into a girl for a bit! Still, the cosplay witch swears I'll be Ron again by morning, or the end of the weekend for sure. For now, I'm just going to enjoy being Lacy out in public!"
November 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Today's #TGTransformation caption is from the season opener for the "Bunnytown Basketball League"!

#TGTF #GenderBender #GenderBend #GenderSwap #M2FTransformation

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A young woman with long blonde hair stands with her hand against a wall, looking over her shoulder with one leg up. She's wearing gunny ears, a sports bra, high-cut shorts that show off her plump bottom, and knee-high athletic socks, with a mirror behind her. In the caption, she's suddenly kind of afraid of looking silly and worried about people seeing her, but her wife assures her that all folks will see is a professional athlete with the best ass in Bunnytown, but she's not sure. "Michael" hasn't been so comfortable embracing this outfit as a badge of honor since the Bunny Bomb went off and turned everyone in her city into a sexy young lady, even men like she used to be. Still, she knows it's a good place to live now, even cut off from a country that fears they're contagious; the city has pulled together and is now extremely safe and well-run, and a few entrepreneurs have started a Bunnytown Basketball League for those who miss professional sports. Michael won a spot on her neighborhood's semi-pro team via open tryouts, but she's nervous about the games being shown outside of town - not only does she use the girl-name "Valerie" when dealing with outsiders online, but she's worried that after months of everyone running around in four-inch heels all day, they're going to look awkward and clumsy playing a game in flats!
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Today's #TGTransformation caption is none too fond of the "Boy to E-Girl Trope"!

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A young woman (Japanese model Misaki Soejima) sits cross-legged on the floor, her hair up in a bun, doubled over in laughter and holding a Super Nintendo controller. She's wearing glasses and a lacy blue bra and panty set, with a pajama top hanging off one shoulder. A speech balloon above her reads " Oh my god, you actually believe that whole 'male streamer turns into a hot chick and suddenly makes bank' trope? Dude, I knew that was bullshit even before all this happened!" The same girl in the same position, though now she's sitting up straighter, one hand off the controller as she uses hit to punctuate what she's saying. The speech balloon to her right is a veritable wall of text talking about how the trope is based on sexist assumptions about men AND women, how once the girl virus that changed her sex is reverse-engineered, being a pretty girl won't count for much any way, and how the economics of streaming mean it's tremendously difficult for anybody to make a living off it, followed by an implied pause and "So, no, I'm not going to try and monetize playing games in my underwear."
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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It is always weird for me when I stumble upon some obscurity I used for #EncyclopediaOfGenderBendingMedia on disc.

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Coming on January 13th on Blu-ray in the US from @kinolorber.com: #HoldThatBlonde (1945)!

Watch your wallet! Hold on to your girl! It’s the classic comedy Hold That Blonde! The hilarious Eddie Bracken (Hail the Conquering Hero, The Miracle of Morgan’s Creek)
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Today's #TGTransformation caption is "Ms. Pac-Fan"!

#TGTF #GenderBender #GenderBend #GenderSwap #M2FTransformation

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A young blonde woman (model Sarah Jean Underwood) poses coquettishly leaning on a Ms. Pac-Man machine, with a Donkey Kong Machine beside it. She's wearing a blue scooped crop-top with "Game Over" on the chest, a pink mini-skirt that covers very little, and chunky pink high-heeled slippers. In the caption, she's asking someone whether she should caption this picture on Instagram with something about an extra life or how Ms. Pac-Man was originally an unauthorized mod until Namco realized it was an upgrade. Her ex-wife says that's cute, and she says she can't help being cute now, can she? She was, until recently, the sort of person you might expect to convert their basement into a circa-1984 arcade, a recently-divorced middle-aged man, but the Ms. Pac-Man cabinet he bought at an auction had some sort of tank inside that exploded in his face. Fortunately, he was live-streaming and his ex was watching, and she called an ambulance, and it was touch-and-go - she's the picture of health now, but all the changes put her body through a lot of shock. So now she's introducing folks to the new her, kind of a work in progress: She and her ex-wife had hoped to still be friends, and it's looking easier despite her joke about how she'd leave herself for Bob as well not going over well, and how the ex says she has really tacky dress sense as a girl!
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Today's (possible) #TGTransformation caption has someone fretting from a "Before-Bed Fit Check"!

#TGTF #GenderBender #GenderBend #GenderSwap #M2FTransformation

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Selfie of a busty young woman sitting on a bed wearing a push-up bra, panties, and a men's wristwatch; one hand is touching her face and she looks concerned. According to the first-person narration, "she" is actually a man wearing, asking his girlfriend if his breasts might be turning him into a real woman, since she hasn't shaved in a bit, his bald spot is gone, and he couldn't perform the night before. His girlfriend assures him that it's just the placebo affect, and he supposes that's more reasonable than his theory that there's a reservoir of topical estrogen in the breast forms that have been glued to his chest for six months that's being squeezed onto him every time someone gropes or just from wearing a bra, bikini, or corset (that one time). He's wearing them for a bet: His girlfriend's busty sister complains about her size all the time, and he sarcastically said if he had boobs like that, he'd show them off all the time, and she took him up on it, saying if he handled it for a year, she'd give them $100K for a down payment on a house. To make sure he's complying with the dress code, she can text him "fit check!" at any point and he has to post a selfie to prove his showing off the fake girls. Recently, he's started growing his hair out, applying makeup, and wearing female clothing because it's easier to be mistaken for a girl than treated like a weirdo, and maybe his girlfriend is right - maybe his body has just taken the hint the way patients in a medical experiment will rally even when given a sugar pill, and he'll go back to normal once these things are ripped off!
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Today's #TGTransformation captions has someone calling their partner "Real Mature!"

#TGTF #GenderBender #GenderBend #GenderSwap #M2FTransformation

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A young woman in a strapless black-and-white minidress looks up from where she's sitting in a patio, her long legs positioned awkwardly, perhaps a bit annoyed. In the caption, "Wendy" tells the person she came to meet, "Lara", that it's not cool or mature to change her into the easiest girl in town, give her just this skimpy thing to wear, and make her wait an extra hour. She had to fend off so many guys! Lara asked if she was ever on the other end, and she says she talked to girls, but wasn't so persistent. Both Wendy and Lara have gone through some changes - a couple weeks ago, both were older, and Wendy was "John", who had only started to transition later in life, and Lara was just starting to come out of the closet. During a trip home to settle Lara's parents' estate, they had found the Medallion of Zulo, which changes people's bodies into whoever wore a piece of clothing last. Lara quicky found something she hadn't worn since University and dropped 40 years, but John was initially happy just to be middle-aged, just past menopause and not having to keep up with so much. Lara decided she didn't want to date an older woman, though, and when she saw a sexy girl with a well-earned reputation throw away some torn stockings, she surreptitiously changed Wendy and told her to give it a try. Just physically, though - as much as she wants to date the hottest girl in town, she's not looking for Wendy to absorb this other girl's confidence and think she can do better!
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Today's #TGTransformation caption is nervous because "Animals Love Her!"

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A young woman dressed as "Sexy Snow White" - she looks an awful lot like Rachel Zegler in the Disney outfit, except with a very low-cut neckline, heels, and barely any skirts - squats in front of a gray horse on the other side of some barbed wire, thinking: "Okay, no big deal - Lacy and this horse have known each other since they were tiny, and there's no way it can tell that I'm not her but rather the guy who stayed in the Trading Post Inn after she did this summer. We'll be pals and he'll definitely let Mary and me ride him to the Halloween ball! "Darn it, I wish I didn't like Disney so much! Lacy wouldn't let me repeat last year's costume unless I could add something to it, and while I'm sure I could slay as another princess, how could I do anything else once I tried this on?"
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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At #TradingPostInn, Marc contemplates his relationship with John... such as it is!

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Marc/Dustin: Fake It Til You Make It
Sometimes I look at my life and wonder how I get myself into these situations. Mostly, I figure, it's be being an idiot. And a rather emotio...
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November 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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New #TradingPostInn entry, with Ande giving "Movember" a shot.

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Ande: Movember!
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November 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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New #TradingPostInn entry, with Ande giving "Movember" a shot.

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Ande: Movember!
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November 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Today's #BodySwap caption features an "Unbroken Engagement"!

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A young brunette woman in a tan bridesmaid's dress, heels, and a ponytail squats before a blonde woman in a bridal gown, helping her put on her own high heels. The bride is leaning forward and the smile on her face may be malevolent. In the caption, the bride ("Marlene") is saying she's surprised "John" stayed on as maid of honor and just accepted being "Wendy" without a fight. John/Wendy says she's still fond of both Marlene and Wendy/John, and it's not like the latter expected this to happen when she made an idle wish upon a falling star, or at least not for it to be granted this way. That makes Marlene snort, saying it would take more than a meteor to make her gay, using a slur. John/Wendy says that's an awful way to talk about her best friend, and Marlene says it's not her fault Wendy was that way, and she just figures that Wendy liking guys and John not being much of a man made a body-swap the path of least resistance rather than changing anything about her. It annoys John/Wendy that Marlene may have a point; they'd been set up and John had been pulled through this relationship not believing a girl as pretty as Marlene would pay him any attention and seeing her bestie Wendy's massive crush, right up until Wendy wished upon a star at the end of the bachelorette party. Now, though, the new Wendy figured she could handle her new life, and didn't give the marriage between the new John and Marlene very long - after all, not only was the new John going to discover reality seldom lives up to fantasy, but Marlene would obviously pull out "you're not even a real man!" the first time she felt dissatisfied.
November 4, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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The second of two for a cursed-object prompt has an unsuspecting traveler answering... "The Pink Payphone!"

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A young woman of Asian descent stands in a mostly-empty room, the receiver to an old-style payphone (which is painted pink) to her ear while she fiddles with the cord with her other hand other hand, mouth open. Her hair is dyed a light brown, and she's wearing tight blue jeans, a top that's little more than a bra, and lacy cat ears while she talks to someone on the other end: " Nihao - I mean, hello! No, this isn't Ray's pizza, but don't hang up! I need someone to come get me - my car broke down in the desert near this abandoned mining town with no cell coverage, and the only place with water and electricity is this boba tea shop, but the payphone inside is cursed! I can't call out, but there's a clipping on the wall from the place's opening with the owner and her daughters, and a sign on the door about paying for all the racist prank calls! "Look, I know it sounds ridiculous, but I was a white man in my thirties three days ago! If just four wrong numbers has me looking like what I see in the mirror and worrying that boys won't treat me like any other American girl, I shudder to think what will happen if someone doesn't come pick me up soon!"
November 1, 2025 at 11:40 AM