Satan's Carpenter
@jaylewis2.bsky.social
Amateur carpenter (DMs open for commissions). Dog dad. Marvel comic lover. Elder goth. Aggressively gay. Married 💍
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Tonight's feature for Possession week of #SpookyMovieMonth is
Nefarious (Tubi)
I LOVE this movie! It os really "talk-y", but in a really fun way. If you only watch one movie during my festival, this is the one to catch!
Nefarious (Tubi)
I LOVE this movie! It os really "talk-y", but in a really fun way. If you only watch one movie during my festival, this is the one to catch!
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Ororo in the Doom drip is one of my favorite leaks on her
Ororo in the Doom drip is one of my favorite leaks on her
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Ororo in the Doom drip is one of my favorite leaks on her
Ororo in the Doom drip is one of my favorite leaks on her
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Stephen Sondheim's Kenneth Branagh's Mary Shelley's Frankenstein's Monster. A Dick Wolf Production.
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Stephen Sondheim's Kenneth Branagh's Mary Shelley's Frankenstein's Monster. A Dick Wolf Production.
Witchy friends: (mostly @wanderingdruid3300.bsky.social )
Ran my fingers through my locs and my husband's hair came wrapped itself around my fingers in a perfect cat's cradle. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?
Ran my fingers through my locs and my husband's hair came wrapped itself around my fingers in a perfect cat's cradle. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?
November 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Witchy friends: (mostly @wanderingdruid3300.bsky.social )
Ran my fingers through my locs and my husband's hair came wrapped itself around my fingers in a perfect cat's cradle. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?
Ran my fingers through my locs and my husband's hair came wrapped itself around my fingers in a perfect cat's cradle. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?
I actually don't know for sure. I do know that my husband loves it, and that's all I care about
I know this is a nighttime question, but I was looking at a ruler and it made me start thinking…
Do yall know your 🍆 size?
(No size shaming)
Do yall know your 🍆 size?
(No size shaming)
a person is measuring a blanket with a tape measure that goes up to 9 inches
ALT: a person is measuring a blanket with a tape measure that goes up to 9 inches
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November 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I actually don't know for sure. I do know that my husband loves it, and that's all I care about
I have a "Father Figure" more than a "Dad Bod"
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I have a "Father Figure" more than a "Dad Bod"
If you see this, quote with a selfie of when you felt cute 🥰
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If you see this, quote with a selfie of when you felt cute 🥰
Fresh cut and brand new chain.
Cerberus is stuntin' like his Daddy
Cerberus is stuntin' like his Daddy
November 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Fresh cut and brand new chain.
Cerberus is stuntin' like his Daddy
Cerberus is stuntin' like his Daddy
Currently hyper fixated on recreating something similar to these closer to my style
November 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Currently hyper fixated on recreating something similar to these closer to my style
The food delivery app GoPuff is offering $50 in free groceries to SNAP EBT customers:
Nov 1 -15
Use code: SNAPRELIEF1
NOV 16-30
Use code: SNAPRELIEF2
+ a $25 credit and free delivery with each coupon
Nov 1 -15
Use code: SNAPRELIEF1
NOV 16-30
Use code: SNAPRELIEF2
+ a $25 credit and free delivery with each coupon
November 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The food delivery app GoPuff is offering $50 in free groceries to SNAP EBT customers:
Nov 1 -15
Use code: SNAPRELIEF1
NOV 16-30
Use code: SNAPRELIEF2
+ a $25 credit and free delivery with each coupon
Nov 1 -15
Use code: SNAPRELIEF1
NOV 16-30
Use code: SNAPRELIEF2
+ a $25 credit and free delivery with each coupon
The sun is in the exact right position to piss me off
November 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The sun is in the exact right position to piss me off
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🖤 Stickers available on my shop now!
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November 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
🖤 Stickers available on my shop now!
shop.icametosin.com
shop.icametosin.com
Happy birthday to my darling Husband. The King of Halloween @elobr91.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Happy birthday to my darling Husband. The King of Halloween @elobr91.bsky.social
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How a possible sticker pack will look when people order em. 🤘🏼🖤😍🫶🏼
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
How a possible sticker pack will look when people order em. 🤘🏼🖤😍🫶🏼
You mean to tell me this WHOLE TIME Ali Larter and Natasha Henstridge are two DIFFERENT people!?
October 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
You mean to tell me this WHOLE TIME Ali Larter and Natasha Henstridge are two DIFFERENT people!?
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I know I'm probably late as hell ... but have y'all heard about the TooGoodToGo app?
Allows you access to reserve bags of food from local restaurants and grocery stores like Whole Foods that is good/untouched but that they would otherwise have to throw away.
Allows you access to reserve bags of food from local restaurants and grocery stores like Whole Foods that is good/untouched but that they would otherwise have to throw away.
October 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I know I'm probably late as hell ... but have y'all heard about the TooGoodToGo app?
Allows you access to reserve bags of food from local restaurants and grocery stores like Whole Foods that is good/untouched but that they would otherwise have to throw away.
Allows you access to reserve bags of food from local restaurants and grocery stores like Whole Foods that is good/untouched but that they would otherwise have to throw away.
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If you know anyone on SNAP I just found an app called "FlashFood" that allows people to buy food from grocery stores that are nearing the best by date for very cheap to nearly free. Just trying to spread resources. Pass this along if you can
October 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If you know anyone on SNAP I just found an app called "FlashFood" that allows people to buy food from grocery stores that are nearing the best by date for very cheap to nearly free. Just trying to spread resources. Pass this along if you can
FINALLY got to watch "The Substance". What a fantastic movie
The visuals were mind blowing for me
The visuals were mind blowing for me
October 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
FINALLY got to watch "The Substance". What a fantastic movie
The visuals were mind blowing for me
The visuals were mind blowing for me
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Live worry free for a year on the first 100K.
Pay off my credit cards (2K)
Payoff my truck and get it custom painted (19K)
Buy raw land (30+ acres) and build dream home and workshop with the rest
And have a second car I guess
Pay off my credit cards (2K)
Payoff my truck and get it custom painted (19K)
Buy raw land (30+ acres) and build dream home and workshop with the rest
And have a second car I guess
You wake with 600k and a free car what you doing?
Can we pleeeeeeeeease talk about something else??
October 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Live worry free for a year on the first 100K.
Pay off my credit cards (2K)
Payoff my truck and get it custom painted (19K)
Buy raw land (30+ acres) and build dream home and workshop with the rest
And have a second car I guess
Pay off my credit cards (2K)
Payoff my truck and get it custom painted (19K)
Buy raw land (30+ acres) and build dream home and workshop with the rest
And have a second car I guess
Part of my work desk because i'm a classy bitch
October 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Part of my work desk because i'm a classy bitch
Tonight's feature for Possession week of #SpookyMovieMonth is
Nefarious (Tubi)
I LOVE this movie! It os really "talk-y", but in a really fun way. If you only watch one movie during my festival, this is the one to catch!
Nefarious (Tubi)
I LOVE this movie! It os really "talk-y", but in a really fun way. If you only watch one movie during my festival, this is the one to catch!
October 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Tonight's feature for Possession week of #SpookyMovieMonth is
Nefarious (Tubi)
I LOVE this movie! It os really "talk-y", but in a really fun way. If you only watch one movie during my festival, this is the one to catch!
Nefarious (Tubi)
I LOVE this movie! It os really "talk-y", but in a really fun way. If you only watch one movie during my festival, this is the one to catch!
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Bela Lugosi's birthday. Yes, Dracula...but also so much more. His work on the Poverty Row pictures, his willingness to engage in early horror comedy, his time with Ed Wood, etc. He was one of the first genre superstars. Some monsters walk so the creatures of the night that follow can fly.
October 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Bela Lugosi's birthday. Yes, Dracula...but also so much more. His work on the Poverty Row pictures, his willingness to engage in early horror comedy, his time with Ed Wood, etc. He was one of the first genre superstars. Some monsters walk so the creatures of the night that follow can fly.
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Test print for my Vampire God turned out good! 🧛🏽🩸 the red foil is delicious.
October 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Test print for my Vampire God turned out good! 🧛🏽🩸 the red foil is delicious.