Jay Klein
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I love it when the crazy Amazon brands have nice marketing copy like “We here at FSJIXXL are dedicated to quality art supplies”
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I love it when the crazy Amazon brands have nice marketing copy like “We here at FSJIXXL are dedicated to quality art supplies”
When I have an issue I want to speak about, you will hear about it. Unless I’m irrelevant by then and nobody cares, in which case maybe you won’t. Also, the issue will probably be ferrets, or ferrets-adjacent.
December 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
When I have an issue I want to speak about, you will hear about it. Unless I’m irrelevant by then and nobody cares, in which case maybe you won’t. Also, the issue will probably be ferrets, or ferrets-adjacent.
One day I’m going to take a sabbatical and spend several months perfecting my Werner Herzog accent.
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
One day I’m going to take a sabbatical and spend several months perfecting my Werner Herzog accent.
You have to admit it would be kinda funny if they let George make just one ridiculous new change and didn’t tell anyone ahead of time.
IT’S HAPPENING! The original theatrical version of Star Wars is coming to theaters in 2027: youtu.be/qfXvdFcvhNY?...
IT'S HAPPENING! The Star Wars THEATRICAL EDITION is Coming to Theaters!
YouTube video by Star Wars Explained
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December 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
You have to admit it would be kinda funny if they let George make just one ridiculous new change and didn’t tell anyone ahead of time.
Nothing makes me think of Christmas more than asking the kids to gather round the tree and scan the QR code.
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Nothing makes me think of Christmas more than asking the kids to gather round the tree and scan the QR code.
The thing about a funhouse is that it’s a house designed specifically for fun. You might struggle to do your chores or prepare food in it, but I’ll be goddamned if you’re going to be bored.
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The thing about a funhouse is that it’s a house designed specifically for fun. You might struggle to do your chores or prepare food in it, but I’ll be goddamned if you’re going to be bored.
I did something I’ve almost never done and saw a movie in the theater for a second time. One Battle After Another in VistaVision. I was curious how different it would feel vs a normal theater.
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I did something I’ve almost never done and saw a movie in the theater for a second time. One Battle After Another in VistaVision. I was curious how different it would feel vs a normal theater.
One of the fun things about movie theaters, especially in the city, is how all the twists and turns you take on the way make you lose all sense of direction and where you are in the outside world, and the sudden opening up of a giant space in there seems extra magical.
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
One of the fun things about movie theaters, especially in the city, is how all the twists and turns you take on the way make you lose all sense of direction and where you are in the outside world, and the sudden opening up of a giant space in there seems extra magical.
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collin's diner, route 7, canaan, connecticut, 1976
October 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
collin's diner, route 7, canaan, connecticut, 1976
Still thinking about the scene in What Lies Beneath where Michelle Pfeiffer tells her therapist that her house is haunted and he offers her an Atomic Fireball from a bowlful that he keeps next to him.
October 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Still thinking about the scene in What Lies Beneath where Michelle Pfeiffer tells her therapist that her house is haunted and he offers her an Atomic Fireball from a bowlful that he keeps next to him.
We should be allowed to have things other than motives be ulterior sometimes.
September 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
We should be allowed to have things other than motives be ulterior sometimes.
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Ok, I think I have to move back to NYC (at least for Sept.) because this Big & Loud series sounds amaaaazing: films like Lawrence of Arabia, Close Encounters, 2001, Interstellar, Dunkirk, Matrix, Fury Road, etc. in 70mm + Dolby Atmos. Wow! [paristheaternyc.com]
Paris Theater - Big & Loud
The smash series continues for a third year, featuring the New York premiere of the restored, director-approved version of CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND - on 70mm for the first time!
www.paristheaternyc.com
September 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Ok, I think I have to move back to NYC (at least for Sept.) because this Big & Loud series sounds amaaaazing: films like Lawrence of Arabia, Close Encounters, 2001, Interstellar, Dunkirk, Matrix, Fury Road, etc. in 70mm + Dolby Atmos. Wow! [paristheaternyc.com]
We need to see a messy bitch in the Criterion closet talking about the movies they would’ve been better in.
September 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
We need to see a messy bitch in the Criterion closet talking about the movies they would’ve been better in.
I have so much work to do on myself.
By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face
September 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I have so much work to do on myself.
What is this part of the new subway cars for. It looks like it’s supposed to do something cool.
September 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
What is this part of the new subway cars for. It looks like it’s supposed to do something cool.
Oh yeah I saw that movie. My favorite part was the film grain.
September 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Oh yeah I saw that movie. My favorite part was the film grain.
Loving the menu at this place.
September 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Loving the menu at this place.
Just meet me at the Ann and David Kupperman Foundation Global Advanced Therapeutic Fund.
September 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Just meet me at the Ann and David Kupperman Foundation Global Advanced Therapeutic Fund.
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riding around on my motorcycle making it do those extremely loud and VERY cool fart sounds that everyone loves. you know the ones where the bike is already super noisy and then suddenly goes BRRAP so loud your brain reboots? for me that's the sound of saying Thank You to my community every evening
September 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
riding around on my motorcycle making it do those extremely loud and VERY cool fart sounds that everyone loves. you know the ones where the bike is already super noisy and then suddenly goes BRRAP so loud your brain reboots? for me that's the sound of saying Thank You to my community every evening
I like when they put up billboards to argue some minor point of Christian dogma. Feels like a throwback to the 1500s.
August 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I like when they put up billboards to argue some minor point of Christian dogma. Feels like a throwback to the 1500s.
Here are some things you always need to consider
July 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Here are some things you always need to consider
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32-year-old Adil Husain tells @thebarbedwire.com he’ll spend the rest of his life thinking about the patients he couldn’t save on his 2-week trip to Palestine. Our in-depth interview with a Dallas ER doctor who remains haunted by the incomprehensible devastation.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/07/22/c...
thebarbedwire.com/2025/07/22/c...
‘It Still Haunts Me’: A Dallas ER Doctor Says He Left His Heart in Gaza
Thirty-two-year-old Adil Husain will spend the rest of his life thinking about the patients he couldn’t save on his 2-week trip to Palestine: A 9-year-old boy who was bleeding out. A 16-week-old fetus...
thebarbedwire.com
July 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
32-year-old Adil Husain tells @thebarbedwire.com he’ll spend the rest of his life thinking about the patients he couldn’t save on his 2-week trip to Palestine. Our in-depth interview with a Dallas ER doctor who remains haunted by the incomprehensible devastation.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/07/22/c...
thebarbedwire.com/2025/07/22/c...
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“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”
July 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”
Some personal news: I received exclusive offers from premium brands today. Just keep pushing forward, your day will come!
June 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Some personal news: I received exclusive offers from premium brands today. Just keep pushing forward, your day will come!
It’s great that Zohran beat Andrew Cuomo, but I think he’s still going to have trouble in November defeating Shmandrew Shuomo, a kindly old lady who just shuffled onto the scene to run as a Republican.
June 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It’s great that Zohran beat Andrew Cuomo, but I think he’s still going to have trouble in November defeating Shmandrew Shuomo, a kindly old lady who just shuffled onto the scene to run as a Republican.