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🏳️‍⚧️they/she | Metroid Dread Speedrunning Wiki, Proof image host, ZDCurtain load remover, manager of @speedfeed.hijumpboots.com | buhhhhhh

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jayena.hijumpboots.com
i can’t not hear Unused Song 2 when i see that logo
discontinuedfoods.bsky.social Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · May 19
Day #49: The Flintstones (1994)
A grey plastic lunchbox made to look as if it were made out of stone, complete with a plastic "bone" handle. On the lunchbox is the logo for the 1994 live-action "Flintstones" film
January 8, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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jayena.hijumpboots.com
Sick Sad World: “Woman swallowed by python, isn’t that terrifying?”

Hellworld: same article with the same title, but inexplicably filed under “Women’s Health”
August 15, 2024 at 5:23 PM
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fastestfurs.com
Hey what's up 2026? We have big news! Game Submissions and Host, Volunteer, and Artist applications are now OPEN for Fastest Furs FWA 2026! We'll also be holding TWO events - one online and one in-person!

Online Event: 4/18-4/19
In-Person Event at FWA: 5/8-5/10

Check out fastestfurs.com to apply!
Team Fastest Furs
We are a passionate group of furry speedrunners who love building a fun and supportive community! Everyone is welcome, and we host two exciting speedrun marathons each year--one in the Spring and one ...
fastestfurs.com
January 1, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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gamehistoryorg.bsky.social
As part of our project to preserve the history of Sega Channel, we have recovered OVER 100 new Sega Channel ROMs, including the legendary lost game Garfield: Caught in the Act - The Lost Levels.

Read more: gamehistory.org/segachannel/
December 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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thefizzwizz.bsky.social
We're gonna do a Metroid Dread Speedrun! And by Speedrun I mean i'm gonna go as fast as i can while forgetting anything about Dread Speedrunning!

#Metroid #MetroidDread #VTuber

www.twitch.tv/thefizzwizz
TheFizzWizz - Twitch
A VTubing Genie ready to grant your wildest wishes!
www.twitch.tv
December 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
jayena.hijumpboots.com
imagining a guy who gets isekai’d into a movie and he only finds out because he has to use a computer with a logo of a pear with a bite taken out of it instead of an apple
December 7, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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olivedreampuppy.bsky.social
July 12, 2023 at 11:11 PM
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spacetreestudios.bsky.social
when an album you've been waiting 11 years to come out releases the final track, and it all ends with 30 seconds of ambient rope noises
me reacting to "The Fate of Thomas Light" by The Protomen Gol D. Roger "he laughed"
December 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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lillikoifish.bsky.social
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
jayena.hijumpboots.com
tune in for Metroid Dread Any% No Major Glitches to watch Samus get tilted @gamesdonequick.com
November 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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dreadspeedrun.hijumpboots.com
Tomorrow at around 9:15 pm EST, @jayena.hijumpboots.com will be running Any% NMG at Games Done Queer! There has been some new discoveries this year that she will showcase, so her run will be a thrill to watch! The run will be streamed live here: www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
GamesDoneQuick - Twitch
Games Done Queer 2025 benefiting Lambda Legal - Pokemon Puzzle League !schedule !donate
www.twitch.tv
November 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
jayena.hijumpboots.com
me when i submit Metroid Dread to a non-spooky GDQ event that runs during Halloween
Still of the “bones are their money” skit from I Think You Should Leave. Tim Robinson’s character is telling another character in the scene “The guy asked for something spooky”, but the word “guy” is censored and replaced with “games committee”.
November 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
jayena.hijumpboots.com
1:06:45 Any% NMG. i think we're ready for GDQueer
The "Mission Result" screen for Metroid Dread in the difficulty "Rookie." In the center are a bunch of stats, the most important of which is a "Clear Time" of 1:25:32. In the bottom right corner is a LiveSplit window showing a Personal Best of 1h 06m 45s.
October 31, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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gamesdonequick.com
GDQUEER STARTS TOMORROW AND WE'RE BENEFITTING Lambda Legal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

gamesdonequick.com/schedule/61
October 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
jayena.hijumpboots.com
it's missing just one thing
A black and white image depicting an isometric view of a game world design. On the right is "TOWN", with isometric boxes depicting a village full of buildings. On the left is "TEMPLE/DUNGEON", depicted by a stack of isometric boxes that descend under the surface of the earth. One of the buildings has an arrow pointing to it labeled "woman who plays piano badly at you"
October 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
jayena.hijumpboots.com
I am grateful and honored to be able to perform the penultimate speedrun for Games Done Queer, Metroid Dread Any% No Major Glitches. There have been a few breakthroughs since NMG was last on stage and I’m excited to share them. gamesdonequick.com/schedule/61
Games Done Queer 2025 Schedule | Games Done Quick
Check out the schedule for Games Done Queer 2025!
gamesdonequick.com
October 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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daveexmachina.bsky.social
normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
October 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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disgustingfilm.bsky.social
Laurence Fishburne has layed 6 large eggs

(Source: tinyurl.com/4unnmc4n)
October 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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angelic.style
its fucking real. its fucking real. i feel like im dreaming. i still dont believe it. i cannot believe its fucking real
Protomen - Act III: This City Made Us
October 3, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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erika-the-red.bsky.social
Dread is the first Metroid game I completed on Hard AND got 100%. It's such a great game
The save selection screen in Metroid Dread, showing the first two slots are completed 100%. The first is in Normal difficulty, the second is on Hard
September 17, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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roryblank.bsky.social
The Trial of Tony Murderguy
We see a man with an angular, bald head with a large scar running across it, from behind standing in front of a judge who says "Anthony 'Tony' Murderguy, you are hereby sentenced to life without the possibility of parole. It's almost impressive. You managed to get this sentence by being so prolific at littering that it came to this." "Gotta dream big, pig." Tony says. We now see Tony more clearly. He is a muscular man with a severe face, broken nose, several tattoos, large, hairy arms. "What are you smiling at?" asks the judge. "You think you got me," says Tony. "yeah sure, you can send my body to jail but my mind can go wherever it wants." Suddenly Tony's brain ejects from his face, with a loud "PORP" Tony's brain runs through the room brandishing a knife, yelling "you got no reason to lock me up, you already got your man! If you thought I was going to learn anything about anything, you were wrong!" "Damnit!" screams the judge.
September 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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dreadspeedrun.hijumpboots.com
An important announcement! To allow competitive integrity across all platforms, @jayena.hijumpboots.com has developed a tool that removes loads and displays the total load time. The tool is open source and free to download here: github.com/goth-uhaul/z.... Thanks to jay for all their hard work!
Releases · goth-uhaul/zdcurtain
Contribute to goth-uhaul/zdcurtain development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
August 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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arcanecrystal.bsky.social
EBERT: Now this Shadow, he's a guy who –

SISKEL: He's a hedgehog.

EBERT: Yes, of course he's a hedgehog, but not only that, he's also the ultimate life form.
December 22, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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gkids.com
ANGEL'S EGG 🥚✨

From director Mamoru Oshii (GHOST IN THE SHELL) and artist Yoshitaka Amano (FINAL FANTASY)

💫 New 4K restoration, supervised by director Oshii 💫

In North American theatres for the first time ever starting November 19
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August 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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dreadspeedrun.hijumpboots.com
Another race down, this time our first randomizer race! If you're interested in racing Any% Glitchless, we'll be running that tomorrow in our community Discord.

We'll be setting the final times for these races soon, then continuing them weekly, so stay tuned!
A Metroid Dread Randomizer racetime.gg room with 5 entrants. First place: Tyranisaur in 1:29:55. Second place: Arcanox in 1:41:03. Third place: jayena in 1:51:41. Fourth place: Narudare Aran 1:57:30. Fifth place: Metroll in 2:13:17.
August 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM