Jeff W 🌮
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Jeff W 🌮
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The Department of Unsubtle Metaphors continues to exceed expectations
President Trump walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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This, after publicly saying that they're not releasing the files because everything's been fully investigated and there are no charges forthcoming.
“We’re going to continue to find out if there’s anybody responsible,” Blanche said, “anybody that hasn’t already been held accountable and if they’re out there we’ll find them.”
Except for my client and boss, of course.
November 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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I am now viewing in a different light all those stories he told for years about big strong steel workers coming up to him with tears in their eyes.
November 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:

"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Trump: "They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven. You want to wash your hands, or like me, you wash your hair. I lather up. There's no water. I won't mention the 3rd item in the bc I always get criticized. If you don't know what I'm talking about you shouldn't be owning a McDonalds"
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Trump: "How about the places that think they're gonna save a fortune so they spend a lot of money where the water turns off. You press the thing, which you hate to do. So you get the towel & you press it. You wash it & the water stops. You get like 4 drops of water. Do we really get rich with that?"
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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They probably mean it as a joke, but it is definitely possible for the right price.
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Trump admits he doesn't understand the stuff he's reading in his speech: "I asked one of my guys because when I was coming over I saw that in the speech. I said, 'What does that mean?'"
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Trump: "No matter who you are, everybody loves something at McDonald's. I like the fish. Khhhhh. I like it. You could do a little bit more tartar sauce though please. Seriously."
November 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Trump: "I gave them as you know unlimited water, Biden came back with a rigged election, and he immediately restricted the water again. But I came back in and immediately unrestricted it again. So now you have unlimited water to clean your damn dishes."
November 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Daily reminder that this ridiculous person has lost his mind and it's unbelievable it's not a central issue in our politics.
Trump: "I gave them as you know unlimited water, Biden came back with a rigged election, and he immediately restricted the water again. But I came back in and immediately unrestricted it again. So now you have unlimited water to clean your damn dishes."
November 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Trump: "They saw a lot of unbelievable activity at the McDonald's next to the base where they take off. The McDonald's was doing -- right? -- 5 times, they were going crazy. So they say 'there's something going on over there.' The biggest activity that McDonald's had ever had. It was a nice story."
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Trump: "We're looking at affordability. We're gonna bring it down for everybody, because not everybody understands the fact that a great stock market is great for everybody."
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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If you bring down affordability, aren’t you making things more expensive?
Trump: "We're looking at affordability. We're gonna bring it down for everybody, because not everybody understands the fact that a great stock market is great for everybody."
November 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Trump: "You should've suffered a little while through Kamala. The good news is she had no clue. I want to give an IQ test to Kamala and Biden. Who do you think wins?"
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Nice job all around by McDonald’s here. They obviously only want MAGA customers. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Trump: "You should've suffered a little while through Kamala. The good news is she had no clue. I want to give an IQ test to Kamala and Biden. Who do you think wins?"
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Trump Has the Look of the Weak Horse; People Are Acting Accordingly talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/trump...
Trump Has the Look of the Weak Horse; People Are Acting Accordingly
One of my instrument panel watchwords for understanding politics is that all...
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November 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Trump’s New Sham: The House Should Vote to Force Me to Release the Epstein Files That I Won’t Release talkingpointsmemo.com/morning-memo...
Trump’s New Sham: The House Should Vote to Force Me to Release the Epstein Files That I Won’t Release
LOL Wut? Poised to lose a House vote this week calling for...
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November 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Because if it's the latter, this should be framed in terms of Trump withholding security briefings, not Mamdani facing an obstacle to taking office.
November 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Is Mamdani getting the security clearance from Trump truly a requirement of taking office as mayor? Or only a requirement of receiving federal briefings? The distinction is pretty significant.
Politico on Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani, President Trump, and the security clearance Mamdani will need as Mayor.

Full Story: bit.ly/4r3ATNl
November 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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There have been at least 154 cases in which federal district courts have issued preliminary relief against a Trump administration policy.

Those rulings have come from 121 *different* judges appointed by seven presidents (including 15 appointed by Trump) sitting in 29 district courts in 10 circuits:
193. The "War" on Judges
Deputy Attorney General Blanche's attack on lower courts is an impressive combination of light on substance; shamelessly hypocritical; and profoundly dangerous. More people should be condemning it.
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November 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Trump on if he'll sign an Epstein files release bill: "We have nothing to do with Epstein. The Democrats do. All of his friends were Democrats. You look at this Reid Hoffman, Larry Summers, Clinton... all I want is I want for people to recognize the great job I've done on pricing, on affordability."
November 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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All because of Trump.
November 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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"defense attorneys are telling us they can’t get their clients to take good or reasonable plea offers because they felt they’re better off spending their money on a political donation, drawing Trump’s attention, and getting the case dismissed or going to trial and getting a pardon."
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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The DOJ ordered US Marshals to the house of the pardon attorney who refused to sign off on a pardon to give Mel Gibson back his guns. Big law firms told her they supported her but did not want to be seen representing her.
This is the use of government-sponsored fear to silence dissent.
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM