Jay W
jaydeedouble.bsky.social
Jay W
@jaydeedouble.bsky.social
“Hollywood Douchebag Producer” who makes things you watch on screens of various sizes...

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“Presidential Executive Order #8,523… Jimmy who got food poisoning at the salad bar at my golf club and sued, is hereby declared a National Security Threat and will be transferred to El Salvador”
“Zero cost to american taxpayers… now shutup about those companies raising their prices to cover this bribe!”
i regret to inform you that Trump is ballroom posting again
February 19, 2026 at 6:10 AM
There’s never been a bigger lie than “Trump writes his own posts”
Q: The president just said on Truth Social it would be a 'big mistake' for UK to hold over control of Diego Garcia, but the State Dept said the US supports that handover

LEAVITT: The post should be taken as administration policy. When you see it on TS, you know it's directly from President Trump.
February 19, 2026 at 6:06 AM
The philosophy here is… “We just need to suspend the Constitution until we somehow reverse the unstoppable trend of whites eventually becoming a plurality”

Just sad that so many uninformed voters can’t see it
Emmer: "It's a false herring for these guys to suggest, 'Oh, we now we need a judicial warrant,' because they know that that's going to delay any enforcement of the actual administrative warrant."
February 17, 2026 at 7:30 AM
The people who get mad when people wave flags of countries in the Americas… would get mad and claim they can’t wave Italian flags anymore.
MLK, Washington and Lincoln Should All Have National Holidays; Boot Columbus Day, which was never about Columbus in the first place, and it all comes togehter. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/in-wh...
In Which Josh Proposes Revising the Federal Holiday Calendar
When I was a little boy in the Southern California school system...
talkingpointsmemo.com
February 16, 2026 at 11:19 PM
“Ugh… zat Casablanca movie is soooo terrible for being political”
Asked during the opening press conference if films can effect political change, the German film-maker [& Berlin film festival president Wim Wenders] said that “movies can change the world” but “not in a political way”, adding that film-makers “have to stay out of politics”.

My sweet summer child.😬
Berlin film festival defends Wim Wenders after Arundhati Roy attacked ‘jaw-dropping’ comments
Berlinale head says artists should not be pushed into soundbites after author quit over president’s remarks that film-makers should ‘stay out of politics’
www.theguardian.com
February 15, 2026 at 6:03 PM
While Minnesotans were held up as heroes…. Residents of Chicago and LA were forgotten or told they deserved it for being “urban”

Its a stain that will go largely untold during this era
Ofelia Torres, the teenage Chicago Public Schools student whose fight against cancer while her father was detained by ICE came to represent the federal government's overreach during Operation Midway Blitz, has died. Brave young woman. I will never forget her. RIP.
February 15, 2026 at 7:49 AM
I’ve lived in Culver City for 16 years (LA since mid 90s)

The only time I’ve ever been attacked here, is when the drunken MAGA dude who lives down the street, charged at me and I had to throw him onto the sidewalk

He’s well known for parking on streets, drinking and blasting the Ted Cruz podcast
“The first thing I thought was, ‘What is she talking about?’” said Bryan Fish, the vice mayor of Culver City, whom everyone calls Bubba but doesn’t look like someone whom everyone calls Bubba. “The only crime here,” he added, “is like the $18 strawberry at Erewhon.”

culver city, crime haven! lmaooo
Bondi Suggests Culver City Has a Crime Problem. Culver City Has a Problem With That.
www.nytimes.com
February 15, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Common Racist/Bigot: “Buh they have to come here the right way!”

*human being comes here the right way*

Common Racist/Bigot: “Buh we’re full!”
“I am too scared to drive my 5-year-old daughter to school in my husband’s car. I’m terrified ICE will detain me and our daughter will end up alone,” she said. “This is just as scary as the war in Ukraine, except now we don’t have Dmytro with us..."

www.thedailybeast.com/laughing-ice...
Laughing ICE Goons Seize Dad Who Fled Ukraine War at Walmart
Dmytro Kulyk is facing deportation as refugees become the Trump administration’s latest target.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
For 3 months…?

Rookie numbers. I’ve been doing that for 30 years
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 15, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Not an administration official… and not a government special employee

But someone close to Trump

Sure sounds like Jared Kushner

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
NSA detected foreign intelligence phone call about a person close to Trump
Whistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Oh no! 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:28 PM
MAGAs: “Buh they have to come here the right way!!!”

5th Circuit: “Lock that toddler up who has a legal immigration hearing!”
This is a very, very bad decision from one of the two Reagan judges left on the Fifth Circuit, joined by one of the two most extreme Trump appointees on the court.

And, it is about the issue I walked through at Law Dork earlier this week, in the context of Minnesota: www.lawdork.com/i/186796727/...
February 7, 2026 at 3:33 AM
One of the reasons that billionaires never follow through on their threat of moving to MAGA cities/towns, is that the food there sucks
February 6, 2026 at 4:02 PM
As a white male, my biggest fear in life is that my community might think I’m a Nazi POS ICE agent, when grabbing Bibimbap or groceries
Probably not something that should overly concern him.
February 6, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Evil Butt-Hurt Conservatives being Evil Butt-Hurt Conservatives again
February 6, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Katie Britt, in fact, did love those nachos!

youtu.be/8I8_fxj5ZTA?...
February 5, 2026 at 10:32 PM
“See this man without tattoos… he’s actually this man, who is covered in tattoos!”

Just the dumbest Nazis ever…
do you remember when alex pretti was shot a photo started circulating purportedly of him in drag with rainbow hair? that was actually this guy, and shortly thereafter he put up a gofundme trying to raise money to flee the country saying his life was in danger.
February 5, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Well to be fair, he said crypto, not Bitcoin

And if you ask him, their family crypto business is doing grrrrrreat!
Bitcoin is currently trading for LESS right now than it was when Donald Trump said this two years ago.
February 5, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Note that when the mayor of Newark tried to join members of Congress in oversight at a DHS facility

He was welcomed in by the guard at the gate

Then DHS refused entry in the building, arrested him, with Tricia McLaughlin telling a completely made up story about how he forced his way past security
As a doctor, I am horrified by what I saw at the Whipple detention facility in Minneapolis.

No medical protocols.

No real medical care.

No nurse on site when I visited.

No beds. No real blankets. Extremely cold temperatures. Minimal food.

These conditions are inhumane and unacceptable.
February 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
And also the same lady who breathlessly told a completely made up story about sex trafficking, on national television, to try and score political points
February 5, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Looks like Bessent beat him to it?
February 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
“… trying to figure out what has gone wrong with our Federal elections. How do we fix them. Was there outside interference from outside governments”

The “what went wrong” being “Trump lost”

Apparently due to bamboo ballots

Also note the intentional term used “Federal Elections”
Rep. Mark Alford: "I understand why Tulsi Gabbard was down there if they feel like there was some outside influence or involvement or something nefarious involved in the Fulton County election."
February 5, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Me: Media bad because they trashed LA/Chicago residents for standing up to ICE, before it became cool to support Minnesota

People in comments: “ughhhh shut up about LA/Chicago! Don’t be jealous! There were more Nazis here!”

Me: Wait, so like, how many Nazis until it’s ok to pushback then?
February 5, 2026 at 8:30 AM
One of the lies Republicans claim is that if you get rid of undocumented people, housing would then be affordable

Here in LA County, we’ve shed about 200,000 people over the past few years

Any guess if home prices or rents have gone up or down?
Heads are going to explode 💥

Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third.

All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit.
1/3
February 4, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Part of the fun with this is that it shows just how much of "Billionaire" wealth is on paper.

If you had $1 Billion in the bank, you'd just take it easy and enjoy it.

When it's all on paper, you have to try and take over government to keep that on-paper wealth going.
The behavior of our big beautiful billionaires over the past several decades is psychologically what I can only describe as "Crying out for consequences." They can't stop themselves and deep down they need to be stopped. They need it as much as we do
February 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM