Not without my coffee
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My initials were taken. Political junkie, history nerd interested in writing. Practicing physician, licensed non-practicing attorney (why???). The youngest of boomers. Mother to two human Gen Zs. Human who serves food to a Tortie. She/her.
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A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
About as happy as this one, sporting her soccer jersey
February 7, 2026 at 1:46 PM
About as happy as this one, sporting her soccer jersey
off-topic I know but the point being that some men of a certain age don’t even realize how inappropriate they are
February 5, 2026 at 3:29 PM
off-topic I know but the point being that some men of a certain age don’t even realize how inappropriate they are
During my interviews for residency some 30 years ago, the chairman of the department at a Harvard institution who had my application folder open on his lap (paper back then) looked at me, looked at his lap, then back at me and said, with furrowed brow, “you’re much better than your photo.”
February 5, 2026 at 3:24 PM
During my interviews for residency some 30 years ago, the chairman of the department at a Harvard institution who had my application folder open on his lap (paper back then) looked at me, looked at his lap, then back at me and said, with furrowed brow, “you’re much better than your photo.”
OMG This line from the Guardian’s review of Melena:
“To call Melania vapid would do a disservice to the plumes of florid vape smoke that linger around British teenagers.”
😭
“To call Melania vapid would do a disservice to the plumes of florid vape smoke that linger around British teenagers.”
😭
February 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
OMG This line from the Guardian’s review of Melena:
“To call Melania vapid would do a disservice to the plumes of florid vape smoke that linger around British teenagers.”
😭
“To call Melania vapid would do a disservice to the plumes of florid vape smoke that linger around British teenagers.”
😭
“To call Melania vapid would do a disservice to the plumes of florid vape smoke that linger around British teenagers.” I’m dying.
February 1, 2026 at 10:05 PM
“To call Melania vapid would do a disservice to the plumes of florid vape smoke that linger around British teenagers.” I’m dying.
Is there a worse human being? I as you. Possibly ones comparably bad but worse? No.
January 30, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Is there a worse human being? I as you. Possibly ones comparably bad but worse? No.
It was there 5 minutes ago and now it has vanished
January 30, 2026 at 6:12 PM
It was there 5 minutes ago and now it has vanished
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It kind of sucks to be living through a situation that is both Orwellian AND Kafkaesque.
January 27, 2026 at 5:33 PM
It kind of sucks to be living through a situation that is both Orwellian AND Kafkaesque.
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If we cannot find words may we find the will ♥️
January 26, 2026 at 12:06 AM
If we cannot find words may we find the will ♥️
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As a professional Traffic Engineer in Massachusetts, this could not be more spot on.
Well done, @mcsweeneys.net
Well done, @mcsweeneys.net
Massachusetts Road Signs
Massachusetts<br> Road Signs
www.mcsweeneys.net
January 16, 2026 at 2:45 AM
As a professional Traffic Engineer in Massachusetts, this could not be more spot on.
Well done, @mcsweeneys.net
Well done, @mcsweeneys.net
Aw shucks thanks!
December 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Aw shucks thanks!
We saw him perform when he was in his late 80s. He appeared very frail as he shuffled across the stage. Until he sat down and started to play. Then, you wouldn’t have know he wasn’t in his 30s.
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
We saw him perform when he was in his late 80s. He appeared very frail as he shuffled across the stage. Until he sat down and started to play. Then, you wouldn’t have know he wasn’t in his 30s.
Ms Fuzzball loves a good puzzle.
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
November 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Ms Fuzzball loves a good puzzle.
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
Between Halligan and Bondi, how could you possibly choose? Maybe two for the inaugural year of this tradition
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Between Halligan and Bondi, how could you possibly choose? Maybe two for the inaugural year of this tradition
And if you don’t agree, you can go to hello
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
And if you don’t agree, you can go to hello
Parody is dead
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Parody is dead
But I thought he had his underwear on. Now I’m really confused 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
But I thought he had his underwear on. Now I’m really confused 🤔
At this point I feel like someone could make a fortune bottling and selling *actual* snake oil.
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
At this point I feel like someone could make a fortune bottling and selling *actual* snake oil.
I’m so very weary of all the misogyny. All around us, in so many forms. It’s exhausting.
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I’m so very weary of all the misogyny. All around us, in so many forms. It’s exhausting.
Was just looking to do exactly that
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Was just looking to do exactly that
Very powerful piece. Thanks for posting.
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Very powerful piece. Thanks for posting.
💔Princess Mononoke hopes you find comfort in memories of your time together.
November 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
💔Princess Mononoke hopes you find comfort in memories of your time together.