Jasmine
@jasminedaria.bsky.social
she/they. Wild woman. Book lady @kindredbookshop.bsky.social. Ecopreneur. Hobby collector. NCSU alum.
📍DMV. *views are my own*
📍DMV. *views are my own*
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Reminder that black people's have loss over 300K jobs since that man took office. These commercials reflect that.
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Reminder that black people's have loss over 300K jobs since that man took office. These commercials reflect that.
All of these commercials scream “we fired every black and brown person who worked at our company and we don’t regret it AT ALL”
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
All of these commercials scream “we fired every black and brown person who worked at our company and we don’t regret it AT ALL”
Mind you this was 6 mins ago and they still replaying this last catch lmao
🚨TWO MINUTE WARNING TILL BAD BUNNY🚨
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Mind you this was 6 mins ago and they still replaying this last catch lmao
And all of them used AI 😭
every commercial is promoting white america or gambling.
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
And all of them used AI 😭
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It’s freaking me out!!!
The de-aging tech is EGREGIOUS. #SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
It’s freaking me out!!!
No offense to the AI robots, but did Chat GPT write these commercials? 😂
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
No offense to the AI robots, but did Chat GPT write these commercials? 😂
Ok the Universal ad was cute. Maybe not the best of the best but def cute.
February 9, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Ok the Universal ad was cute. Maybe not the best of the best but def cute.
The turbo tax ad was the most interesting ad I’ve seen all night… and it was about taxes 😭😭😭😭
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
The turbo tax ad was the most interesting ad I’ve seen all night… and it was about taxes 😭😭😭😭
I would probably infuriate a real sports fan with my Super Bowl commentary so I’ll keep it to myself 😂
February 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I would probably infuriate a real sports fan with my Super Bowl commentary so I’ll keep it to myself 😂
This my first time turning on a sport all year. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 12:07 AM
This my first time turning on a sport all year. 😂
Thank you for your service!
I skeet for anybody that uses "EYE" as a pronoun for emphasis because "I" is always capitalized.
February 8, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Thank you for your service!
Not me trying to find this fly ass coat I saw a lady wearing the other day and it’s canada goose 😭
February 8, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Not me trying to find this fly ass coat I saw a lady wearing the other day and it’s canada goose 😭
Oh girl the next one is in the clip already?! LOVE THIS!
February 8, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Oh girl the next one is in the clip already?! LOVE THIS!
One of my old orange theory studios emailed with a crazy deal to rejoin. I emailed back and was like “hey, I can’t physically come in on this days but would love to rejoin.” No answer.
Well now I see WHY yall are selling memberships so cheap.
Well now I see WHY yall are selling memberships so cheap.
February 8, 2026 at 1:52 AM
One of my old orange theory studios emailed with a crazy deal to rejoin. I emailed back and was like “hey, I can’t physically come in on this days but would love to rejoin.” No answer.
Well now I see WHY yall are selling memberships so cheap.
Well now I see WHY yall are selling memberships so cheap.
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I’m sorry, sista. But no. 🫶🏽
I can’t even park straight when pulling in anymore, so I will just park away from you. 😂
I can’t even park straight when pulling in anymore, so I will just park away from you. 😂
And stop fucking backing in to park, be normal fr!
February 8, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I’m sorry, sista. But no. 🫶🏽
I can’t even park straight when pulling in anymore, so I will just park away from you. 😂
I can’t even park straight when pulling in anymore, so I will just park away from you. 😂
every new thing i learn about this J. Cole album makes me want to drive thru his living room????
J. Cole Reveals Regret for Cutting Off a Friend Over Their Sexuality Upon Learning He Died from AIDS - Gaye Magazine
www.gayemagazine.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I’m starting to wish the tech was a bit more discriminate. Cuz wym your black ass is using AI to generate a pic of you reading a book at your job? Take it and the podcasts mics AWAY!
February 7, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I’m starting to wish the tech was a bit more discriminate. Cuz wym your black ass is using AI to generate a pic of you reading a book at your job? Take it and the podcasts mics AWAY!
Idk how I missed fantastic four coming out but now I’m locked in.
February 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Idk how I missed fantastic four coming out but now I’m locked in.
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SHE AIN'T GOT NO BUSINESS BEING DEAD 😭😭😭😭😭
February 7, 2026 at 3:51 PM
SHE AIN'T GOT NO BUSINESS BEING DEAD 😭😭😭😭😭
Are we sure she didn’t fuck a ghost? That would make more sense to me ngl. 😭
My homegirl sent the chat a long message about the man she slept with last night.
She said he was so quiet. No moans. No grunts. Nothing. The only way she knew he was about to come was because he switched positions 3x in like 5 mins.
😭
She said he was so quiet. No moans. No grunts. Nothing. The only way she knew he was about to come was because he switched positions 3x in like 5 mins.
😭
February 7, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Are we sure she didn’t fuck a ghost? That would make more sense to me ngl. 😭
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Y’all! It’s not even 8:00 😂😭😂😭
February 7, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Y’all! It’s not even 8:00 😂😭😂😭
The entire SL this morning 😂
A silent orgasm … in THIS economy?
February 7, 2026 at 1:25 PM
The entire SL this morning 😂
Will be consuming a stupid number of chicken wings tomorrow because the Benito concert featuring the commercial contest and men running in tight pants will be playing tomorrow.
February 7, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Will be consuming a stupid number of chicken wings tomorrow because the Benito concert featuring the commercial contest and men running in tight pants will be playing tomorrow.
The thing I don’t like about this fall off era is 1) nigga has been dragging it out for literally 14 years, 2) it’s very dramatic for no reason, 3) the first half of the album is boring and a little juvenile and 4) nobody is FORCING him to retire.
February 7, 2026 at 12:41 PM
The thing I don’t like about this fall off era is 1) nigga has been dragging it out for literally 14 years, 2) it’s very dramatic for no reason, 3) the first half of the album is boring and a little juvenile and 4) nobody is FORCING him to retire.