Jaret Reddick
@jaret2113.bsky.social
Pop Punk - Texas Country - likely funnier than you
Mornings are better than mournings.
May 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Mornings are better than mournings.
I just realized that every dude named Dakota I have ever met likes to start shit!
May 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I just realized that every dude named Dakota I have ever met likes to start shit!
Never forget who did it first! :)
Around 2010 the world needed a new pope and the UK a prime minister…
I appointed myself #popeminister … my catch phrase was “you are banished! Enjoy France!! “ and my sign off was always #amem …
It was all in fun, and fun we did have with it.
Anyway…ENJOY FRANCE!!
Around 2010 the world needed a new pope and the UK a prime minister…
I appointed myself #popeminister … my catch phrase was “you are banished! Enjoy France!! “ and my sign off was always #amem …
It was all in fun, and fun we did have with it.
Anyway…ENJOY FRANCE!!
May 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Never forget who did it first! :)
Around 2010 the world needed a new pope and the UK a prime minister…
I appointed myself #popeminister … my catch phrase was “you are banished! Enjoy France!! “ and my sign off was always #amem …
It was all in fun, and fun we did have with it.
Anyway…ENJOY FRANCE!!
Around 2010 the world needed a new pope and the UK a prime minister…
I appointed myself #popeminister … my catch phrase was “you are banished! Enjoy France!! “ and my sign off was always #amem …
It was all in fun, and fun we did have with it.
Anyway…ENJOY FRANCE!!
Man am I glad I didn’t listen to my grandpa and become a stock broker!
April 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Man am I glad I didn’t listen to my grandpa and become a stock broker!
These days, you can really tell the growth of a town by how fast you can get Taco Bell delivered at 3am.
March 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
These days, you can really tell the growth of a town by how fast you can get Taco Bell delivered at 3am.
His outtie just sat all day and watched Minecraft videos!
By the way, these are still called Chinese Finger Traps. I assumed we would have a new name for them because…well, 2025… #severance #fidgetspinner
By the way, these are still called Chinese Finger Traps. I assumed we would have a new name for them because…well, 2025… #severance #fidgetspinner
March 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
His outtie just sat all day and watched Minecraft videos!
By the way, these are still called Chinese Finger Traps. I assumed we would have a new name for them because…well, 2025… #severance #fidgetspinner
By the way, these are still called Chinese Finger Traps. I assumed we would have a new name for them because…well, 2025… #severance #fidgetspinner
Someone just posted on Facebook that the Dept of Education is closing all the schools.
Luckily, my son doesn’t have social media.
Luckily, my son doesn’t have social media.
March 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Someone just posted on Facebook that the Dept of Education is closing all the schools.
Luckily, my son doesn’t have social media.
Luckily, my son doesn’t have social media.
Before social media, I never once fixed my hair to look good while wearing headphones.
March 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Before social media, I never once fixed my hair to look good while wearing headphones.
When I start to lash back at the haters, it’s time for a break.
January 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
When I start to lash back at the haters, it’s time for a break.
We are about a week away from the UK tour!
January 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
We are about a week away from the UK tour!
Bed time prior to 11pm is the best.
January 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Bed time prior to 11pm is the best.
Neck tattoos hurt a little. Just fyi.
January 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Neck tattoos hurt a little. Just fyi.
I just made the mistake of going on my personal Facebook page. Guys…don’t go there! It’s pure carnage!!!
January 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I just made the mistake of going on my personal Facebook page. Guys…don’t go there! It’s pure carnage!!!
Does cauliflower rice in a burrito count as a veggie?
January 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Does cauliflower rice in a burrito count as a veggie?
Let’s be honest. How do we feel about Pho?
January 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Let’s be honest. How do we feel about Pho?
I’ve had “Despacito” in my head since NYE!
January 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I’ve had “Despacito” in my head since NYE!
She watches me watch football.
January 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
She watches me watch football.
Is have thought this so many times and couldn’t put it into words!
When I see people exercising I just think, “they’ll die healthy.”
January 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Is have thought this so many times and couldn’t put it into words!
The pre flight announcements on this American Eagle flight are being voiced by Ai…as if I could stay awake during this shiz before!
January 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The pre flight announcements on this American Eagle flight are being voiced by Ai…as if I could stay awake during this shiz before!
What kind of deal did Nikki from Young and The Restless make with the devil?!?
January 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
What kind of deal did Nikki from Young and The Restless make with the devil?!?
Well…they aren’t lip syncing at the Rose Bowl Parade!
January 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Well…they aren’t lip syncing at the Rose Bowl Parade!
Shit! Anyone forget something back in 2024? Never getting that back!
January 1, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Shit! Anyone forget something back in 2024? Never getting that back!
What are yall doing tonight?!?
December 31, 2024 at 1:30 PM
What are yall doing tonight?!?
Sleeping in a twin bed tonight. I feel like I’m on a 70s sitcom.
December 31, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Sleeping in a twin bed tonight. I feel like I’m on a 70s sitcom.