Never forget who did it first! :)
Around 2010 the world needed a new pope and the UK a prime minister…
I appointed myself #popeminister … my catch phrase was “you are banished! Enjoy France!! “ and my sign off was always #amem …
It was all in fun, and fun we did have with it.
Anyway…ENJOY FRANCE!!

His outtie just sat all day and watched Minecraft videos!
By the way, these are still called Chinese Finger Traps. I assumed we would have a new name for them because…well, 2025… #severance #fidgetspinner

This is bullshit. #tiktokban

She watches me watch football.

This is a trap!!

t’s a marathon, not a sprint.
Me and the fellas are putting the work in!
New music in 2025! :)

They Call Me Bruce
1983

She must be enjoying football…she’s only lost her mind and bit me for no reason once

Age: 52
Height: 5’9”
Sign: Pisces
Tattoos: covered
Piercings: ears - 5 left 1 right
Past time: making people smile
Fav food: breakfast Sandwich
Fav color: black
Music: all of it
Movies: Pulp Fiction
Pic of me:

I’m on a mural in Deep Ellum Dallas. I still can’t believe my life sometimes.

Hi. I heard this is the place to be. I’m Jaret.