2026 HAS to be better
@jaredvanl.bsky.social
He/him, 30, gay, polyamorous, autistic, musician, and lover of pop music & Disney Channel. Black Lives Matter. Trans Rights Are Human Rights. Free Palestine.
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taxing the wealthy would be sooooo terrible
Tonight's EPIC #FridayNightZillow kicks off with a $29.995M megamansion in Alpine, Utah that is absolutely *STUFFED* with eye-candy, including this SECRET TUNNEL to a hidden Hobbit House! 8BR, 16BAs, 30K SF & "resort-quality" amenities. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
January 3, 2026 at 2:37 AM
taxing the wealthy would be sooooo terrible
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Happy New Year!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Happy New Year!!!!!
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I want this to cover ads for TurboTax
December 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I want this to cover ads for TurboTax
Another plane has hit the towers
December 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Another plane has hit the towers
There’s also a gorgeous ginger man with a great beard, glasses, a sweater, AND. Back tattoo peeking out of the sweater. I’m FERAL
There is a handsome, hallmark-christmas-movie-leading-man-esque man on my flight and I WANT HIM!!!!!!!! 😩
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
There’s also a gorgeous ginger man with a great beard, glasses, a sweater, AND. Back tattoo peeking out of the sweater. I’m FERAL
There is a handsome, hallmark-christmas-movie-leading-man-esque man on my flight and I WANT HIM!!!!!!!! 😩
December 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
There is a handsome, hallmark-christmas-movie-leading-man-esque man on my flight and I WANT HIM!!!!!!!! 😩
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A coalition of 19 states and DC have filed a lawsuit challenging the Kennedy declaration seeking to ban gender affirming care for trans youth by fiat by creating a federal "standard of care" based on pure pseudoscience.
ag.ny.gov/press-releas...
ag.ny.gov/press-releas...
Attorney General James Leads Lawsuit Challenging Federal Attack on Gender-Affirming Care
NEW YORK – New York Attorney General Letitia James today led a coalition of 18 other states and the District of Columbia in filing a lawsuit to stop the U.S
ag.ny.gov
December 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
A coalition of 19 states and DC have filed a lawsuit challenging the Kennedy declaration seeking to ban gender affirming care for trans youth by fiat by creating a federal "standard of care" based on pure pseudoscience.
ag.ny.gov/press-releas...
ag.ny.gov/press-releas...
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🎶🎼
"Dancing with your bros
In barely any clothes
Over muscle hands go
Laughing all the way
Bells on booties ring
Making spirits bright
Oh what fun it is to ride
A festive dong tonight!
Fondle balls, fondle balls,
If they say 'okay'.
Only if they give consent
Will you get that ass tonight.
Hey!"
"Dancing with your bros
In barely any clothes
Over muscle hands go
Laughing all the way
Bells on booties ring
Making spirits bright
Oh what fun it is to ride
A festive dong tonight!
Fondle balls, fondle balls,
If they say 'okay'.
Only if they give consent
Will you get that ass tonight.
Hey!"
December 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
🎶🎼
"Dancing with your bros
In barely any clothes
Over muscle hands go
Laughing all the way
Bells on booties ring
Making spirits bright
Oh what fun it is to ride
A festive dong tonight!
Fondle balls, fondle balls,
If they say 'okay'.
Only if they give consent
Will you get that ass tonight.
Hey!"
"Dancing with your bros
In barely any clothes
Over muscle hands go
Laughing all the way
Bells on booties ring
Making spirits bright
Oh what fun it is to ride
A festive dong tonight!
Fondle balls, fondle balls,
If they say 'okay'.
Only if they give consent
Will you get that ass tonight.
Hey!"
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Quoth the Raven, "Eat a dick"
December 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Quoth the Raven, "Eat a dick"
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There should be a constitutional mechanism for removing a president. Not impeachment, something that actually works, maybe like a catapult
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
There should be a constitutional mechanism for removing a president. Not impeachment, something that actually works, maybe like a catapult
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It's your birthday, Duane.
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It's your birthday, Duane.
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!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
December 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
Jk, every character is
Tina Belcher is defs autistic, but Linda absolutely is too
December 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Jk, every character is
Tina Belcher is defs autistic, but Linda absolutely is too
December 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Tina Belcher is defs autistic, but Linda absolutely is too
Bob Belcher can GET IT
December 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Bob Belcher can GET IT
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Pizza Hut Holiday Stuffer (1992-1992): A pizza featuring TEN toppings: pepperoni, mushrooms, olives, sausage, ham, bacon, beef, pork, onions, and green peppers. Released during the holiday season and marketed as a way to provide sustenance to beleaguered shoppers
December 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Pizza Hut Holiday Stuffer (1992-1992): A pizza featuring TEN toppings: pepperoni, mushrooms, olives, sausage, ham, bacon, beef, pork, onions, and green peppers. Released during the holiday season and marketed as a way to provide sustenance to beleaguered shoppers
I fucking can’t with my job anymore. They are limiting our ability to use the bathroom
December 6, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I fucking can’t with my job anymore. They are limiting our ability to use the bathroom
STREAM SMOOCHIES BY ASHIKKO YOU COWARDS!!!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
STREAM SMOOCHIES BY ASHIKKO YOU COWARDS!!!!!!
Was Nick the first nickname?
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Was Nick the first nickname?
“I’m strong, I’m a Kelly Clarkson song!”
The lead woman in the Netflix Christmas movie my family’s watching rn
The lead woman in the Netflix Christmas movie my family’s watching rn
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
“I’m strong, I’m a Kelly Clarkson song!”
The lead woman in the Netflix Christmas movie my family’s watching rn
The lead woman in the Netflix Christmas movie my family’s watching rn
My brain now:
Big guy
Big guy
Bi-big guy
Big guy
Spongebob, big guy, pants, ok
Spongebob, big guy, pants, ok
Big guy
Big guy
Bi-big guy
Big guy
Spongebob, big guy, pants, ok
Spongebob, big guy, pants, ok
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My brain now:
Big guy
Big guy
Bi-big guy
Big guy
Spongebob, big guy, pants, ok
Spongebob, big guy, pants, ok
Big guy
Big guy
Bi-big guy
Big guy
Spongebob, big guy, pants, ok
Spongebob, big guy, pants, ok
My parents are degenerates (they like crunchy peanut butter)
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My parents are degenerates (they like crunchy peanut butter)