Jared
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Just finished book 42 for the year and I don't see myself getting through another before the New Year so time for a short thread on what I read this year
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Evergreen
This was in 2015.
January 11, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Evergreen
Would've been using this feature years ago if I could
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Would've been using this feature years ago if I could
Why do we have to wait until the end of the window ffs just change the locks on his office today
🚨 Fabio Paratici set to exit Spurs after current transfer window. Co-sporting director aiding #THFC in January before return to Italy for personal reasons. Poised to join Fiorentina
W/ @jameshorncastle.bsky.social @jackpittbrooke.bsky.social @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/691...
W/ @jameshorncastle.bsky.social @jackpittbrooke.bsky.social @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/691...
Fabio Paratici set to leave Tottenham for Fiorentina after the January transfer window
Personal reasons are believed to be a factor in the timing of Paratici's decision to leave Spurs so soon after his return.
www.nytimes.com
January 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Why do we have to wait until the end of the window ffs just change the locks on his office today
Every morning until I see a club statement:
a pink starfish with the words today 's the daaaay
Alt: Starfish from Finding Nemo saying Today's the day
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Every morning until I see a club statement:
So many options for the 2nd half. Read a book? Clean the bathroom? Play some Civ 5? Jump out a window? Endless possibilities.
January 10, 2026 at 6:34 PM
So many options for the 2nd half. Read a book? Clean the bathroom? Play some Civ 5? Jump out a window? Endless possibilities.
Xavi lifetime contract for trying to break that bozo
January 10, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Xavi lifetime contract for trying to break that bozo
Won't someone think of the property???
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Won't someone think of the property???
Wasn't particularly confident about today but then I saw Daddy Davies in the lineup. Spurs by a million coys
January 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Wasn't particularly confident about today but then I saw Daddy Davies in the lineup. Spurs by a million coys
Man I fucking love the FA Cup
January 10, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Man I fucking love the FA Cup
YEAH MACCLESFIELD BITCH
Crystal Palace sounds like the name Jesse Pinkman would give his RV
January 10, 2026 at 2:12 PM
YEAH MACCLESFIELD BITCH
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Spurs play today
a child is doing a handstand on a swing over a puddle of water
Alt: A kid laying in a swing as his head touches a puddle below
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Spurs play today
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they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
Don't know what's more surprising: that I watched a movie in English or that I watched a movie that came out this year
January 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Don't know what's more surprising: that I watched a movie in English or that I watched a movie that came out this year
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She is aggressively trying to turn the wheel AWAY from the ICE agent. It is her very last action. They provoke her, surround her, then kill her in cold blood. I have barely slept since this happened and I don't think I'll ever stop being angry about this.
i have watched the shooter's video. it's going to make you way the fuck madder.
I have watched the video. I think you probably do not need to watch the video. it shows what you think it's gonna show in terms of lack of justification.
January 9, 2026 at 7:14 PM
She is aggressively trying to turn the wheel AWAY from the ICE agent. It is her very last action. They provoke her, surround her, then kill her in cold blood. I have barely slept since this happened and I don't think I'll ever stop being angry about this.
Hockey fans coming together to laugh at Carter Hart getting a serious injury. RIP bozo.
January 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Hockey fans coming together to laugh at Carter Hart getting a serious injury. RIP bozo.
These people are addicted to losing I swear
Recent statements from political strategists and Democratic Party insiders seem to suggest that the party’s strategy for the 2026 midterm races — particularly in hotly contested swing districts — will be to focus on economic concerns rather than on holding President Donald Trump accountable.
Polls Undercut Dem Strategy to Avoid Discussing Trump Impeachment in Midterms
Democratic strategists are telling swing district candidates to focus on the economy and to avoid discussing Trump.
truthout.org
January 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
These people are addicted to losing I swear
Every time I see something about Ange coming back I think of that Simpsons episode where Homer becomes sanitation commissioner and sucks at it, the city fires him to bring back Ray Patterson, and Ray basically tells the town "you can all sit in the mess you made and you're screwed goodbye"
January 8, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Every time I see something about Ange coming back I think of that Simpsons episode where Homer becomes sanitation commissioner and sucks at it, the city fires him to bring back Ray Patterson, and Ray basically tells the town "you can all sit in the mess you made and you're screwed goodbye"
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Renee Nicole Good, the woman shot & killed by an ICE agent, had a young son whose father died in 2023, according to the Minnesota Star Tribune
“There’s nobody else in his life,” the boy’s grandfather told the paper. “I’ll drive. I’ll fly. To come get my grandchild.” www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...
“There’s nobody else in his life,” the boy’s grandfather told the paper. “I’ll drive. I’ll fly. To come get my grandchild.” www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...
January 7, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Renee Nicole Good, the woman shot & killed by an ICE agent, had a young son whose father died in 2023, according to the Minnesota Star Tribune
“There’s nobody else in his life,” the boy’s grandfather told the paper. “I’ll drive. I’ll fly. To come get my grandchild.” www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...
“There’s nobody else in his life,” the boy’s grandfather told the paper. “I’ll drive. I’ll fly. To come get my grandchild.” www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...
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The person shot in Minneapolis was driving a Honda SUV covered in bumper stickers. She wasn't a fucking domestic terrorist. She was a resident concerned about her neighbors being kidnapped.
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
The person shot in Minneapolis was driving a Honda SUV covered in bumper stickers. She wasn't a fucking domestic terrorist. She was a resident concerned about her neighbors being kidnapped.