Jan Kowalski
@jankowalski.bsky.social
Here for hopefully a bit more sustainable social media addiction
Rest in Buffalo piss, bozo, glory to our horned hunter hunting hero!
August 7, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Rest in Buffalo piss, bozo, glory to our horned hunter hunting hero!
Damn, rest in peace Tom Lehrer youtu.be/QJmNwOrCW78?...
The Irish Ballad
YouTube video by Tom Lehrer - Topic
youtu.be
July 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Damn, rest in peace Tom Lehrer youtu.be/QJmNwOrCW78?...
So, stuff that comes in a can is submerged in can juice, right? I drink the juice. Best juice comes from cans of red beans, it is thick and delicious, better than beans themselves
i eat frozen peas right out of the bag, fully frozen. frozen corn too. i think this started as a granola family desperation snack
BlueSky: tell me your food crimes
for example, I eat string cheese by just biting right into the stick
for example, I eat string cheese by just biting right into the stick
July 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
So, stuff that comes in a can is submerged in can juice, right? I drink the juice. Best juice comes from cans of red beans, it is thick and delicious, better than beans themselves
Let's welcome to the scene of uesian politics a new, original political party - "Nothing Knowers"
July 7, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Let's welcome to the scene of uesian politics a new, original political party - "Nothing Knowers"
Reposted by Jan Kowalski
In a horrifying article about the dangers of Teslas, one point stands out: Teslas automatically disengage self-driving mode <1 second before an imminent crash--not enough time for the driver to react, but enough for Tesla to deny responsibility for fatal crashes, since self-driving "wasn't engaged."
July 5, 2025 at 9:53 AM
In a horrifying article about the dangers of Teslas, one point stands out: Teslas automatically disengage self-driving mode <1 second before an imminent crash--not enough time for the driver to react, but enough for Tesla to deny responsibility for fatal crashes, since self-driving "wasn't engaged."
Ain't that just the case 😫
A twisted fate provided us with toilets and smartphones so we could take nice little unofficial breaks from toiling for our bosses, but put a steep, bloody price on it
A twisted fate provided us with toilets and smartphones so we could take nice little unofficial breaks from toiling for our bosses, but put a steep, bloody price on it
“Smartphone users spent significantly more time on the toilet and had a 46% increased risk for hemorrhoids than nonusers, according to results of a recent survey.” www.medscape.com/viewarticle/...
Using Smartphones on the Toilet Increases Hemorrhoid Risk
Spending significant time on the toilet while using a smartphone is associated with an increased risk for hemorrhoids.
www.medscape.com
May 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Ain't that just the case 😫
A twisted fate provided us with toilets and smartphones so we could take nice little unofficial breaks from toiling for our bosses, but put a steep, bloody price on it
A twisted fate provided us with toilets and smartphones so we could take nice little unofficial breaks from toiling for our bosses, but put a steep, bloody price on it
Entire Twitter is convinced that I'm only an anarchist because I didn't read Marx... buddy, I'm anarchist cause I've read Marx. His diagnosis is pretty on point, his solution has a gaping hole through which authoritarians pour in every fucking time. I like him, but he did fail to consider 🤷♂️
April 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Entire Twitter is convinced that I'm only an anarchist because I didn't read Marx... buddy, I'm anarchist cause I've read Marx. His diagnosis is pretty on point, his solution has a gaping hole through which authoritarians pour in every fucking time. I like him, but he did fail to consider 🤷♂️
Reposted by Jan Kowalski
Stop inventing new losses for me to grieve, I’m still grieving the previous losses
April 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Stop inventing new losses for me to grieve, I’m still grieving the previous losses
I can listen to @iwriteok.bsky.social talk about movie Roar any day, for as long as he desires... the bond between a person and a piece of media that forever altered their brain is so beautiful
April 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I can listen to @iwriteok.bsky.social talk about movie Roar any day, for as long as he desires... the bond between a person and a piece of media that forever altered their brain is so beautiful
If someone would invent some sort of "work, but without that one racist co-worker" they would make a bank 😭
I'll give you all my money, please, get inventing 🙏
I'll give you all my money, please, get inventing 🙏
April 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
If someone would invent some sort of "work, but without that one racist co-worker" they would make a bank 😭
I'll give you all my money, please, get inventing 🙏
I'll give you all my money, please, get inventing 🙏
Now, what the fresh hell is this, uesians? Why the fuck is the state not providing for it's crucial employees at the battlefront and it has to be done by donations?! (Please tell me they are state employees, nobody's stupid enough to privatize firefighters, right?) Is California bancrupt?
Want to feed a firefighter? Call The Nosh NOW (1/9/25) to donate- they are sending meals out to the front lines in just over an hour from the time of this post.
310-271-3730
310-271-3730
January 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Now, what the fresh hell is this, uesians? Why the fuck is the state not providing for it's crucial employees at the battlefront and it has to be done by donations?! (Please tell me they are state employees, nobody's stupid enough to privatize firefighters, right?) Is California bancrupt?
My bf deals with some shit by rewatching MLP so it is being passively inflicted on me too, and there was episode with a Weird Al guest role, so I asked, is this pony Weird Al, there was a blank stare, apparently nobody this days knows who that is... the west has fallen or smth
January 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My bf deals with some shit by rewatching MLP so it is being passively inflicted on me too, and there was episode with a Weird Al guest role, so I asked, is this pony Weird Al, there was a blank stare, apparently nobody this days knows who that is... the west has fallen or smth
Reposted by Jan Kowalski
An old superhero Christmas story from me to you: YONA MEETS JOHN'S BROTHER
Part 1/15
Part 1/15
December 25, 2024 at 4:26 PM
An old superhero Christmas story from me to you: YONA MEETS JOHN'S BROTHER
Part 1/15
Part 1/15
Reposted by Jan Kowalski
#Italy: Doctors Without Borders forced to end operation of #GeoBarents search & rescue ship due to Italian laws & policies.
They made it impossible to continue with the current operational model, they disregard the lives of people crossing the #Mediterranean.
Our ship saved over 12,600 lives.
They made it impossible to continue with the current operational model, they disregard the lives of people crossing the #Mediterranean.
Our ship saved over 12,600 lives.
December 13, 2024 at 2:21 PM
#Italy: Doctors Without Borders forced to end operation of #GeoBarents search & rescue ship due to Italian laws & policies.
They made it impossible to continue with the current operational model, they disregard the lives of people crossing the #Mediterranean.
Our ship saved over 12,600 lives.
They made it impossible to continue with the current operational model, they disregard the lives of people crossing the #Mediterranean.
Our ship saved over 12,600 lives.
Going to jail for performing alchemical practices while driving, call that incarceration
December 8, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Going to jail for performing alchemical practices while driving, call that incarceration
Just realized big part of internet lingo is rooted in Lévi-Strauss, and I think that's disgusting
December 4, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Just realized big part of internet lingo is rooted in Lévi-Strauss, and I think that's disgusting
I just tried ginger beer for a first time and sorry Gabe, but I'm joining the war on ginger beer on the side of ginger beer
@gabe161.bsky.social
@gabe161.bsky.social
November 28, 2024 at 9:54 PM
I just tried ginger beer for a first time and sorry Gabe, but I'm joining the war on ginger beer on the side of ginger beer
@gabe161.bsky.social
@gabe161.bsky.social
I know I don't have any sizable following here, but if you stumble upon this post and are in a mood to take a recommendation from a stranger - do yourself a favor, read White Noise at earliest convenience! Queer monsters and folk creatures, alternative worlds, meticulous and evocative worldbuilding
I was waiting for #meetthewebcomic Day to introduce White Noise to the new folks here! May I offer you a webcomic about queer monsters and trying times in this trying time?
Arc 1 is all done so there's a whole archive to binge before I start updating again on December 8!
www.white-noise-comic.com
Arc 1 is all done so there's a whole archive to binge before I start updating again on December 8!
www.white-noise-comic.com
November 18, 2024 at 11:24 PM
I know I don't have any sizable following here, but if you stumble upon this post and are in a mood to take a recommendation from a stranger - do yourself a favor, read White Noise at earliest convenience! Queer monsters and folk creatures, alternative worlds, meticulous and evocative worldbuilding
So, will bluesky at some point stop being primarily about bluesky? Some of what goes on in here you'd need to remove a rib for irl...
November 17, 2024 at 2:53 AM
So, will bluesky at some point stop being primarily about bluesky? Some of what goes on in here you'd need to remove a rib for irl...
Popped in to see how it goes on the supposedly nicer twitter after not getting around to check it basically since I set it up, good to know my phone still remembers the password... so, what's the vibe around here?
November 10, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Popped in to see how it goes on the supposedly nicer twitter after not getting around to check it basically since I set it up, good to know my phone still remembers the password... so, what's the vibe around here?
I've been a bad boy (anarchist)...
I've put the paper in the non-direct democracy box 😬
I need to be spanked 👉👈
I've put the paper in the non-direct democracy box 😬
I need to be spanked 👉👈
October 15, 2023 at 5:54 PM
I've been a bad boy (anarchist)...
I've put the paper in the non-direct democracy box 😬
I need to be spanked 👉👈
I've put the paper in the non-direct democracy box 😬
I need to be spanked 👉👈
Hate, hate, hate the anti-homeless architecture, but it hits diferently when I have to wait at the station for 5h in the middle of the night. let me lie down you fascists, is the possibility of those unhoused not having the worst possible experience really that repulsive to you it leads your design?
September 17, 2023 at 9:10 PM
Hate, hate, hate the anti-homeless architecture, but it hits diferently when I have to wait at the station for 5h in the middle of the night. let me lie down you fascists, is the possibility of those unhoused not having the worst possible experience really that repulsive to you it leads your design?