Janet A. Carr
@janetacarr.com
Independent Clojure Consultant. Aspiring Blonde Bombshell.
Posts about Software Dev, Clojure, & Functional Programming
Twitch: twitch.tv/janetacarr
Course: clojureforpros.com
Clojure blog: blog.janetacarr.com
Freelance Blog: fixedrate.dev
Posts about Software Dev, Clojure, & Functional Programming
Twitch: twitch.tv/janetacarr
Course: clojureforpros.com
Clojure blog: blog.janetacarr.com
Freelance Blog: fixedrate.dev
nobody cares if LLMs produce poor code quality
code quality is not a KPI, OKR, SMART goal, CSF, or CPI. it doesn't matter to corpos.
when poor code quality reaches criticality, business systems can fail. So let them eat cake.
code quality is not a KPI, OKR, SMART goal, CSF, or CPI. it doesn't matter to corpos.
when poor code quality reaches criticality, business systems can fail. So let them eat cake.
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
nobody cares if LLMs produce poor code quality
code quality is not a KPI, OKR, SMART goal, CSF, or CPI. it doesn't matter to corpos.
when poor code quality reaches criticality, business systems can fail. So let them eat cake.
code quality is not a KPI, OKR, SMART goal, CSF, or CPI. it doesn't matter to corpos.
when poor code quality reaches criticality, business systems can fail. So let them eat cake.
"maaaaan, they don't make algorithms like they used to"
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"maaaaan, they don't make algorithms like they used to"
well this is surprising
apparently someone is impersonating me on
@discord.com
?
my discord username is "janetacarr" ( formerly janetacarr#0930)
photo sent by a viewer (note the _ in the impersonator's username). careful out there
apparently someone is impersonating me on
@discord.com
?
my discord username is "janetacarr" ( formerly janetacarr#0930)
photo sent by a viewer (note the _ in the impersonator's username). careful out there
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
well this is surprising
apparently someone is impersonating me on
@discord.com
?
my discord username is "janetacarr" ( formerly janetacarr#0930)
photo sent by a viewer (note the _ in the impersonator's username). careful out there
apparently someone is impersonating me on
@discord.com
?
my discord username is "janetacarr" ( formerly janetacarr#0930)
photo sent by a viewer (note the _ in the impersonator's username). careful out there
each year i become more convinced that professional software development deliberately perverts the enjoyment of programming
and it doesn't have to be this way
and it doesn't have to be this way
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
each year i become more convinced that professional software development deliberately perverts the enjoyment of programming
and it doesn't have to be this way
and it doesn't have to be this way
sometimes you just have to sit and put some hard, capital "C", Coding into it
September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
sometimes you just have to sit and put some hard, capital "C", Coding into it
for the love of god, please stop forking VS code
July 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
for the love of god, please stop forking VS code
a programming language that throws pizza parties?
Thought experiment: Most programming languages were designed in an era where mostly one programmer coded in isolation. If you were designing a language for modern collaborative programming/commenting/etc., what would you change? How would you *modify* existing languages?
July 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
a programming language that throws pizza parties?
made the case for Dvorak.
July 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
made the case for Dvorak.
Wow this is cool.
I just learned this “live” thingy is in beta for certain twitch streamers.
I just learned this “live” thingy is in beta for certain twitch streamers.
June 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Wow this is cool.
I just learned this “live” thingy is in beta for certain twitch streamers.
I just learned this “live” thingy is in beta for certain twitch streamers.
THEY SAID I COULD DO IT
SO I DID.
I PUT JANET LANG ON THE PLAYDATE GAME CONSOLE.
SO I DID.
I PUT JANET LANG ON THE PLAYDATE GAME CONSOLE.
April 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
THEY SAID I COULD DO IT
SO I DID.
I PUT JANET LANG ON THE PLAYDATE GAME CONSOLE.
SO I DID.
I PUT JANET LANG ON THE PLAYDATE GAME CONSOLE.
i hate to admit it but it seems talking to LLMs like corpos works best;
doing praise and criticize / feedback sandwich produced best results
ie "this is great work. Can you blah blah blah? I love the work so far"
Also saying "homie" works well too.
doing praise and criticize / feedback sandwich produced best results
ie "this is great work. Can you blah blah blah? I love the work so far"
Also saying "homie" works well too.
March 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
i hate to admit it but it seems talking to LLMs like corpos works best;
doing praise and criticize / feedback sandwich produced best results
ie "this is great work. Can you blah blah blah? I love the work so far"
Also saying "homie" works well too.
doing praise and criticize / feedback sandwich produced best results
ie "this is great work. Can you blah blah blah? I love the work so far"
Also saying "homie" works well too.
Just when I was about to switch to Forgejo >:)
March 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Just when I was about to switch to Forgejo >:)
It's always so remarkable to me how simple a tree traversal algorithm can be in Clojure
This is 10 lines of code (sans docstring of course).
This is 10 lines of code (sans docstring of course).
March 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It's always so remarkable to me how simple a tree traversal algorithm can be in Clojure
This is 10 lines of code (sans docstring of course).
This is 10 lines of code (sans docstring of course).
if you want LLMs to write more of your "favourite programming language" for you
you don't have a favourite programming language.
You have a technology tribe.
you don't have a favourite programming language.
You have a technology tribe.
March 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
if you want LLMs to write more of your "favourite programming language" for you
you don't have a favourite programming language.
You have a technology tribe.
you don't have a favourite programming language.
You have a technology tribe.
Whelp so much for going to Conj and TwitchCon 🙃
Finally.
A major media outlet has finally reported on Trump’s total travel ban for transgender visa applicants seeking the United States.
I had to scream for two days to get someone else to report on it.
It is NOT just for athletes.
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
A major media outlet has finally reported on Trump’s total travel ban for transgender visa applicants seeking the United States.
I had to scream for two days to get someone else to report on it.
It is NOT just for athletes.
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
State Department visa policy could bar trans people from traveling to U.S.
Violations could result in travel bans beyond just athletes
www.the-independent.com
February 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Whelp so much for going to Conj and TwitchCon 🙃
so Claude 3.7 Sonnet sucks right?
Like definitely not as good at coding as 3.5 Sonnet?
Like definitely not as good at coding as 3.5 Sonnet?
February 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
so Claude 3.7 Sonnet sucks right?
Like definitely not as good at coding as 3.5 Sonnet?
Like definitely not as good at coding as 3.5 Sonnet?
Does anyone want to watch my latest short?
please let me be a shill to boost it in the SHORTS ALGORITHM
youtube.com/shorts/6LdiO...
please let me be a shill to boost it in the SHORTS ALGORITHM
youtube.com/shorts/6LdiO...
YouTube
Share your videos with friends, family, and the world
youtube.com
February 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Does anyone want to watch my latest short?
please let me be a shill to boost it in the SHORTS ALGORITHM
youtube.com/shorts/6LdiO...
please let me be a shill to boost it in the SHORTS ALGORITHM
youtube.com/shorts/6LdiO...
I only really get updates on my ex-boyfriend because we still follow each other on github.
He's building.
He's building.
January 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I only really get updates on my ex-boyfriend because we still follow each other on github.
He's building.
He's building.
YouTube
Share your videos with friends, family, and the world
youtube.com
January 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
you know what I really hate about ruby?
Gemfile Ruby Minor & Patch versions are really major versions.
What. The. Fuck.
Gemfile Ruby Minor & Patch versions are really major versions.
What. The. Fuck.
January 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
you know what I really hate about ruby?
Gemfile Ruby Minor & Patch versions are really major versions.
What. The. Fuck.
Gemfile Ruby Minor & Patch versions are really major versions.
What. The. Fuck.
When people say Devin is like a replacement for an intern or junior developer, I can’t help but wonder if they’re sourcing developers from a pre-school
January 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
When people say Devin is like a replacement for an intern or junior developer, I can’t help but wonder if they’re sourcing developers from a pre-school
When I started using `git restore ...`, it was over for me.
I'm cooked.
I'm cooked.
January 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
When I started using `git restore ...`, it was over for me.
I'm cooked.
I'm cooked.
2024 was wild.
- dated my exes
- stayed freelance after all
- started twitch & made partner
- climbed out of 2023 unemployed debt
- made every mistake with my course
- still single
- tired
For 2025 I want to downsize my apartment, and focus on course & twitch.
- dated my exes
- stayed freelance after all
- started twitch & made partner
- climbed out of 2023 unemployed debt
- made every mistake with my course
- still single
- tired
For 2025 I want to downsize my apartment, and focus on course & twitch.
January 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
2024 was wild.
- dated my exes
- stayed freelance after all
- started twitch & made partner
- climbed out of 2023 unemployed debt
- made every mistake with my course
- still single
- tired
For 2025 I want to downsize my apartment, and focus on course & twitch.
- dated my exes
- stayed freelance after all
- started twitch & made partner
- climbed out of 2023 unemployed debt
- made every mistake with my course
- still single
- tired
For 2025 I want to downsize my apartment, and focus on course & twitch.
already sick of being sick 😷
December 31, 2024 at 3:35 PM
already sick of being sick 😷