Legit thought I just saw Channing Tatum for Versace Bros.
December 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Legit thought I just saw Channing Tatum for Versace Bros.
I finally watched Terrifier last night. That clown has no chill.
October 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I finally watched Terrifier last night. That clown has no chill.
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returning these extra fine pens because they’re out of my league
August 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
returning these extra fine pens because they’re out of my league
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It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read
June 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read
Happy birthday, Moms everywhere!
May 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Happy birthday, Moms everywhere!
When times are tough I think “at least I’m one of Wikipedia’s rarest supporters”
April 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
When times are tough I think “at least I’m one of Wikipedia’s rarest supporters”
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not many people know this, but every microwave hosts a fraction of the divine presence and if your food is cold in the middle it's because your soul is too full of desire ☝️
April 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
not many people know this, but every microwave hosts a fraction of the divine presence and if your food is cold in the middle it's because your soul is too full of desire ☝️
More like April drools, amirite? #wakawakawaka
April 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
More like April drools, amirite? #wakawakawaka
I’m jealous of these cats because they don’t know or care about what hockey is.
March 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I’m jealous of these cats because they don’t know or care about what hockey is.
I am currently suffering from delayed onset all messed up from Daylight Savings Time and I appreciate your patience.
March 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I am currently suffering from delayed onset all messed up from Daylight Savings Time and I appreciate your patience.
I got to pet a dog today so all in all…good day.
March 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I got to pet a dog today so all in all…good day.
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Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
February 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
Me: Hey, I know we just had a serious conversation about boundaries but I want you to know you’re a very good kitty.
Ozzy: …
Me: Hey, stop eating my buttons.
Ozzy: …
Me: Hey, stop eating my buttons.
January 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Me: Hey, I know we just had a serious conversation about boundaries but I want you to know you’re a very good kitty.
Ozzy: …
Me: Hey, stop eating my buttons.
Ozzy: …
Me: Hey, stop eating my buttons.
I don’t know how I ended up on the mushroom picture Bluesky algorithm but I’m just going to roll with it.
January 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I don’t know how I ended up on the mushroom picture Bluesky algorithm but I’m just going to roll with it.
POV: you get grocery-bombed by your work crew after your health emergency. They’re calling it the snak train and I’m overwhelmed with gratitude 😭
January 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
POV: you get grocery-bombed by your work crew after your health emergency. They’re calling it the snak train and I’m overwhelmed with gratitude 😭
Me every time I have to figure out a new social network:
January 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Me every time I have to figure out a new social network: