Legit thought I just saw Channing Tatum for Versace Bros.

Me: Hey, I know we just had a serious conversation about boundaries but I want you to know you’re a very good kitty.

Ozzy: …

Me: Hey, stop eating my buttons.

Sitting here with my own rescues!

POV: you get grocery-bombed by your work crew after your health emergency. They’re calling it the snak train and I’m overwhelmed with gratitude 😭

Me every time I have to figure out a new social network: