Barack Ollama, Esq.
@jamiewitter.bsky.social
anime, business, coding, comics, development, fitness, law, pan africanism, politics, product management, sports, litigation, and video games while I sip Chai.
Movie title: The Excema-nitor ashy to ashes.
Once I get some cream from my doctor, it's over for you itches
January 2, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Movie title: The Excema-nitor ashy to ashes.
Credit checks: Wild that you can afford rent, just not the permission to rent.
January 2, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Credit checks: Wild that you can afford rent, just not the permission to rent.
If love and kindness could get addicts sober there wouldn't be any addicts.
January 2, 2026 at 10:08 AM
If love and kindness could get addicts sober there wouldn't be any addicts.
A lot of liberals don't even need to cede ground on immigration.
I think it is fair to say ~35% of House Democrats support ICE.
omar.house.gov/media/in-the...
I think it is fair to say ~35% of House Democrats support ICE.
omar.house.gov/media/in-the...
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
A lot of liberals don't even need to cede ground on immigration.
I think it is fair to say ~35% of House Democrats support ICE.
omar.house.gov/media/in-the...
I think it is fair to say ~35% of House Democrats support ICE.
omar.house.gov/media/in-the...
Happy New Years.
My gift to you is a little wisdom Tolstoy enjoyed for the next two days.
I am ringing in 2026 listening to the Blues.
open.spotify.com/playlist/0vs...
#Booksky
#PhilosophySky
#MusicSky
#NowListening
My gift to you is a little wisdom Tolstoy enjoyed for the next two days.
I am ringing in 2026 listening to the Blues.
open.spotify.com/playlist/0vs...
#Booksky
#PhilosophySky
#MusicSky
#NowListening
January 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Happy New Years.
My gift to you is a little wisdom Tolstoy enjoyed for the next two days.
I am ringing in 2026 listening to the Blues.
open.spotify.com/playlist/0vs...
#Booksky
#PhilosophySky
#MusicSky
#NowListening
My gift to you is a little wisdom Tolstoy enjoyed for the next two days.
I am ringing in 2026 listening to the Blues.
open.spotify.com/playlist/0vs...
#Booksky
#PhilosophySky
#MusicSky
#NowListening
January 1, 2026 at 12:56 AM
My advice:
Be more of a technology/regulatory specialist first.
Governance & ethics, intellectual property, data privacy & security, regulatory compliance, transactional law, & the workplace impact of technology are all relevant to AI.
They do not shoehorn you into a niche based on hype though.
Be more of a technology/regulatory specialist first.
Governance & ethics, intellectual property, data privacy & security, regulatory compliance, transactional law, & the workplace impact of technology are all relevant to AI.
They do not shoehorn you into a niche based on hype though.
When I said I knew what I wanted to do post law school, I decided to go @ AI.
There’s isn’t much regulation surrounding this sh*t and I want to be on the forefront when it starts.
There’s isn’t much regulation surrounding this sh*t and I want to be on the forefront when it starts.
January 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
My advice:
Be more of a technology/regulatory specialist first.
Governance & ethics, intellectual property, data privacy & security, regulatory compliance, transactional law, & the workplace impact of technology are all relevant to AI.
They do not shoehorn you into a niche based on hype though.
Be more of a technology/regulatory specialist first.
Governance & ethics, intellectual property, data privacy & security, regulatory compliance, transactional law, & the workplace impact of technology are all relevant to AI.
They do not shoehorn you into a niche based on hype though.
I agree it is the best format when taking photographs and editing.
RAW > JPEG any day.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raw_ima...
RAW > JPEG any day.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raw_ima...
December 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I agree it is the best format when taking photographs and editing.
RAW > JPEG any day.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raw_ima...
RAW > JPEG any day.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raw_ima...
I'm ahead, I'm a man
I'm the first mammal to wear pants, yeah
I'm at peace with my lust
I can kill 'cause in god I trust, yeah
It's evolution, baby, yeah
I'm at peace, I'm the man
Buying stocks on the day of the crash, yeah
On the loose, I'm a truck
All the rolling hills, I'll flatten 'em out, yeah
I'm the first mammal to wear pants, yeah
I'm at peace with my lust
I can kill 'cause in god I trust, yeah
It's evolution, baby, yeah
I'm at peace, I'm the man
Buying stocks on the day of the crash, yeah
On the loose, I'm a truck
All the rolling hills, I'll flatten 'em out, yeah
MTV is officially ending all its music channels.
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
For me:
Todd McFarlane will always be a GOAT in my eyes.
One of my favorite Pearl Jam songs too.
youtu.be/aDaOgu2CQtI?...
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
For me:
Todd McFarlane will always be a GOAT in my eyes.
One of my favorite Pearl Jam songs too.
youtu.be/aDaOgu2CQtI?...
December 31, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I'm ahead, I'm a man
I'm the first mammal to wear pants, yeah
I'm at peace with my lust
I can kill 'cause in god I trust, yeah
It's evolution, baby, yeah
I'm at peace, I'm the man
Buying stocks on the day of the crash, yeah
On the loose, I'm a truck
All the rolling hills, I'll flatten 'em out, yeah
I'm the first mammal to wear pants, yeah
I'm at peace with my lust
I can kill 'cause in god I trust, yeah
It's evolution, baby, yeah
I'm at peace, I'm the man
Buying stocks on the day of the crash, yeah
On the loose, I'm a truck
All the rolling hills, I'll flatten 'em out, yeah
MTV is officially ending all its music channels.
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
For me:
Todd McFarlane will always be a GOAT in my eyes.
One of my favorite Pearl Jam songs too.
youtu.be/aDaOgu2CQtI?...
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
For me:
Todd McFarlane will always be a GOAT in my eyes.
One of my favorite Pearl Jam songs too.
youtu.be/aDaOgu2CQtI?...
December 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
MTV is officially ending all its music channels.
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
For me:
Todd McFarlane will always be a GOAT in my eyes.
One of my favorite Pearl Jam songs too.
youtu.be/aDaOgu2CQtI?...
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
For me:
Todd McFarlane will always be a GOAT in my eyes.
One of my favorite Pearl Jam songs too.
youtu.be/aDaOgu2CQtI?...
People are always looking around for boots to lick. Always awaiting a savior. The one person who will absolve them of having to do anything themselves.
December 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
People are always looking around for boots to lick. Always awaiting a savior. The one person who will absolve them of having to do anything themselves.
My 2026 will only be for the DEIs, VIPs, and MVPs.
December 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My 2026 will only be for the DEIs, VIPs, and MVPs.
Only compare yourself to your past self and not other people.
December 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Only compare yourself to your past self and not other people.
“How do you practice?”
“I eat and sleep”
“How then do you differ to ordinary deluded people?”
“Ordinary people when sleeping and eating are bound by a hundred ropes, when sleeping they don’t sleep when eating they don’t eat, constantly thinking about a thousand things, hence why it’s different.”
“I eat and sleep”
“How then do you differ to ordinary deluded people?”
“Ordinary people when sleeping and eating are bound by a hundred ropes, when sleeping they don’t sleep when eating they don’t eat, constantly thinking about a thousand things, hence why it’s different.”
Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
“How do you practice?”
“I eat and sleep”
“How then do you differ to ordinary deluded people?”
“Ordinary people when sleeping and eating are bound by a hundred ropes, when sleeping they don’t sleep when eating they don’t eat, constantly thinking about a thousand things, hence why it’s different.”
“I eat and sleep”
“How then do you differ to ordinary deluded people?”
“Ordinary people when sleeping and eating are bound by a hundred ropes, when sleeping they don’t sleep when eating they don’t eat, constantly thinking about a thousand things, hence why it’s different.”
Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.
December 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.
Alright, time to see how many I can knockout during workouts/running/cycling.
December 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Alright, time to see how many I can knockout during workouts/running/cycling.
It’s a heavy claim to say billionaires shouldn’t exist and that food/housing should be affordable, but most people believe it’s true.
saying something the current market is doing is a misallocation of capital assumes that there is some ideal allocation and that you at least partially know how it's different
this is kind of a heavy claim
this is kind of a heavy claim
December 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It’s a heavy claim to say billionaires shouldn’t exist and that food/housing should be affordable, but most people believe it’s true.
Sometimes other people are the problem, but you also have a lot of sweeping to do on your side of the street.
Clean your side first.
Clean your side first.
December 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Sometimes other people are the problem, but you also have a lot of sweeping to do on your side of the street.
Clean your side first.
Clean your side first.
A “higher power” is often times whatever you say it is.
December 31, 2025 at 1:44 AM
A “higher power” is often times whatever you say it is.
“The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.” - F. Scott Fitzgerald
December 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
“The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.” - F. Scott Fitzgerald
I said maybe bombing children wasn’t good for the PR of a country or legal under International Law.
Now I’m on aloooooooot of lists.
Now I’m on aloooooooot of lists.
December 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I said maybe bombing children wasn’t good for the PR of a country or legal under International Law.
Now I’m on aloooooooot of lists.
Now I’m on aloooooooot of lists.
*Falcons, sorry my minor in Professional Writing made that pop out.
Professional Hater Feedback: You should have gotten me on using the possessive "Aint's" vs plural "Aints."
Regardless, I have a lot of Aints fans in my life, but the second any of your games start:
Professional Hater Feedback: You should have gotten me on using the possessive "Aint's" vs plural "Aints."
Regardless, I have a lot of Aints fans in my life, but the second any of your games start:
December 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
*Falcons, sorry my minor in Professional Writing made that pop out.
Professional Hater Feedback: You should have gotten me on using the possessive "Aint's" vs plural "Aints."
Regardless, I have a lot of Aints fans in my life, but the second any of your games start:
Professional Hater Feedback: You should have gotten me on using the possessive "Aint's" vs plural "Aints."
Regardless, I have a lot of Aints fans in my life, but the second any of your games start: