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Barack Ollama, Esq.
@jamiewitter.bsky.social
anime, business, coding, comics, development, fitness, law, pan africanism, politics, product management, sports, litigation, and video games while I sip Chai.
Movie title: The Excema-nitor ashy to ashes.
Once I get some cream from my doctor, it's over for you itches
January 2, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Credit checks: Wild that you can afford rent, just not the permission to rent.
January 2, 2026 at 10:42 AM
If love and kindness could get addicts sober there wouldn't be any addicts.
January 2, 2026 at 10:08 AM
January 2, 2026 at 9:39 AM
January 2, 2026 at 9:38 AM
A lot of liberals don't even need to cede ground on immigration.

I think it is fair to say ~35% of House Democrats support ICE.

omar.house.gov/media/in-the...
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
January 1, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Happy New Years.

My gift to you is a little wisdom Tolstoy enjoyed for the next two days.

I am ringing in 2026 listening to the Blues.

open.spotify.com/playlist/0vs...

#Booksky
#PhilosophySky
#MusicSky
#NowListening
January 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Really does seem like something an intern would do.

www.hindustantimes.com/technology/t...
January 1, 2026 at 12:56 AM
My advice:

Be more of a technology/regulatory specialist first.

Governance & ethics, intellectual property, data privacy & security, regulatory compliance, transactional law, & the workplace impact of technology are all relevant to AI.

They do not shoehorn you into a niche based on hype though.
When I said I knew what I wanted to do post law school, I decided to go @ AI.

There’s isn’t much regulation surrounding this sh*t and I want to be on the forefront when it starts.
January 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I agree it is the best format when taking photographs and editing.

RAW > JPEG any day.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raw_ima...
December 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I'm ahead, I'm a man
I'm the first mammal to wear pants, yeah
I'm at peace with my lust
I can kill 'cause in god I trust, yeah
It's evolution, baby, yeah
I'm at peace, I'm the man
Buying stocks on the day of the crash, yeah
On the loose, I'm a truck
All the rolling hills, I'll flatten 'em out, yeah
MTV is officially ending all its music channels.

In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?

For me:

Todd McFarlane will always be a GOAT in my eyes.

One of my favorite Pearl Jam songs too.

youtu.be/aDaOgu2CQtI?...
December 31, 2025 at 11:38 PM
MTV is officially ending all its music channels.

In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?

For me:

Todd McFarlane will always be a GOAT in my eyes.

One of my favorite Pearl Jam songs too.

youtu.be/aDaOgu2CQtI?...
December 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
People are always looking around for boots to lick. Always awaiting a savior. The one person who will absolve them of having to do anything themselves.
December 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My 2026 will only be for the DEIs, VIPs, and MVPs.
December 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Only compare yourself to your past self and not other people.
December 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
“How do you practice?”

“I eat and sleep”

“How then do you differ to ordinary deluded people?”

“Ordinary people when sleeping and eating are bound by a hundred ropes, when sleeping they don’t sleep when eating they don’t eat, constantly thinking about a thousand things, hence why it’s different.”
Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.
December 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Alright, time to see how many I can knockout during workouts/running/cycling.
December 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It’s a heavy claim to say billionaires shouldn’t exist and that food/housing should be affordable, but most people believe it’s true.
saying something the current market is doing is a misallocation of capital assumes that there is some ideal allocation and that you at least partially know how it's different

this is kind of a heavy claim
December 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Sometimes other people are the problem, but you also have a lot of sweeping to do on your side of the street.

Clean your side first.
December 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
A “higher power” is often times whatever you say it is.
December 31, 2025 at 1:44 AM
“The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.” - F. Scott Fitzgerald
December 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I said maybe bombing children wasn’t good for the PR of a country or legal under International Law.

Now I’m on aloooooooot of lists.
December 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
*Falcons, sorry my minor in Professional Writing made that pop out.

Professional Hater Feedback: You should have gotten me on using the possessive "Aint's" vs plural "Aints."

Regardless, I have a lot of Aints fans in my life, but the second any of your games start:
December 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM