jake
@jakeweiner.bsky.social
what year is this?
your tv sommelier/concierge
he/him
your tv sommelier/concierge
he/him
Wake up babe. It's time to buy Nosferatu tickets in the most expensive format to support groundbreaking cinemá
December 23, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Wake up babe. It's time to buy Nosferatu tickets in the most expensive format to support groundbreaking cinemá
Ethan, you're playing four dimensional chess with an algorithm.
February 7, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Ethan, you're playing four dimensional chess with an algorithm.
Just was forced to let an attendant fill up my car at a New Jersey gas station. Absolutely hated it
January 19, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Just was forced to let an attendant fill up my car at a New Jersey gas station. Absolutely hated it
League Pass is so tight
December 17, 2023 at 12:16 AM
League Pass is so tight
If you come to my door with a script, I am going to ask politely a few times that you skip ahead to the part where there is something you want from me. I have had the script before. I never wanna hear it. Sorry!
December 12, 2023 at 10:14 PM
If you come to my door with a script, I am going to ask politely a few times that you skip ahead to the part where there is something you want from me. I have had the script before. I never wanna hear it. Sorry!
How many books are there? I bet I could write a shitty one!
November 28, 2023 at 3:47 PM
How many books are there? I bet I could write a shitty one!
Taught myself SQL today for a job assessment so that *maybe* I'll get an interview 🤡
September 27, 2023 at 9:06 PM
Taught myself SQL today for a job assessment so that *maybe* I'll get an interview 🤡
David Lynch is the coolest Manning brother.
September 21, 2023 at 3:17 PM
David Lynch is the coolest Manning brother.
Deleting the Portillos app after moving to DC
August 23, 2023 at 7:21 PM
Deleting the Portillos app after moving to DC
To Pimp A Butterfly remains just stupidly good.
August 18, 2023 at 4:56 PM
To Pimp A Butterfly remains just stupidly good.
Sopranos
Twin Peaks
The Leftovers
BoJack Horseman
Kroll Show
Breaking Bad
Mad Men
Succession
The Eric Andre Show
Parks and Rec
Twin Peaks
The Leftovers
BoJack Horseman
Kroll Show
Breaking Bad
Mad Men
Succession
The Eric Andre Show
Parks and Rec
10 TV shows to get to know me
Not in any order
1. Simpsons
2. Sopranos
3. Six Feet Under
4. Station Eleven
5. Late Night With Conan O'Brien
6. Late Night With David Letterman
7. Classic SNL
8. Joe Pera Talks to You
9. Futurama
10. Roseanne
Not in any order
1. Simpsons
2. Sopranos
3. Six Feet Under
4. Station Eleven
5. Late Night With Conan O'Brien
6. Late Night With David Letterman
7. Classic SNL
8. Joe Pera Talks to You
9. Futurama
10. Roseanne
10 TV shows to get to know me
The Simpsons (s1-10 although I watched religiously through 15)
Futurama
I Think You Should Leave
Frasier
Roseanne
ANDOR
Malcolm in the Middle
LOST
Breaking Bad
M*A*S*H
The Simpsons (s1-10 although I watched religiously through 15)
Futurama
I Think You Should Leave
Frasier
Roseanne
ANDOR
Malcolm in the Middle
LOST
Breaking Bad
M*A*S*H
August 11, 2023 at 3:12 PM
Sopranos
Twin Peaks
The Leftovers
BoJack Horseman
Kroll Show
Breaking Bad
Mad Men
Succession
The Eric Andre Show
Parks and Rec
Twin Peaks
The Leftovers
BoJack Horseman
Kroll Show
Breaking Bad
Mad Men
Succession
The Eric Andre Show
Parks and Rec
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It's now been 3 months since the FBI stormed my house at 6am—seizing my phone, reporting notebooks, & nearly every valuable piece of electronics from my office. Nothing's been returned, & the gov't has yet to respond to our Rule 41(g) motion for return of illegally seized items.
FBI raids home, office of independent journalist on hacking allegations
Florida-based independent journalist Tim Burke awoke on May 8, 2023, to the sound of FBI agents banging on the door …
pressfreedomtracker.us
August 8, 2023 at 4:34 PM
It's now been 3 months since the FBI stormed my house at 6am—seizing my phone, reporting notebooks, & nearly every valuable piece of electronics from my office. Nothing's been returned, & the gov't has yet to respond to our Rule 41(g) motion for return of illegally seized items.
Getting my first tattoo today 🪻
August 8, 2023 at 5:17 PM
Getting my first tattoo today 🪻
Watching On Cinema with headphones while my gf has zoom therapy
August 4, 2023 at 5:56 PM
Watching On Cinema with headphones while my gf has zoom therapy
This is honestly offensive and so unnecessary. So dumb.
This is already an extraordinary piece on the literature of Việt Nam in the New York Times, but this note especially blew me away—what a powerful argument against house style when it comes to foreign languages:
August 3, 2023 at 3:08 PM
This is honestly offensive and so unnecessary. So dumb.
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this is also the plot of wandavision and wanda got canceled for it
Disney reportedly scanned all the WANDAVISION background actors' faces and bodies to create digital replicas.
The actors didn't give permission, were not paid, or know when the replicas are being used. - NPR 🎥
The actors didn't give permission, were not paid, or know when the replicas are being used. - NPR 🎥
August 3, 2023 at 2:48 PM
this is also the plot of wandavision and wanda got canceled for it
What an absolute treat that JUSTIFIED is just back. We don't deserve you Raylan.
July 31, 2023 at 2:50 PM
What an absolute treat that JUSTIFIED is just back. We don't deserve you Raylan.
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I thought this was a good skeet, clearly my very real friends need to get on here
July 30, 2023 at 9:49 PM
I thought this was a good skeet, clearly my very real friends need to get on here
Hanging out with my friends, who aren't on bluesky
July 30, 2023 at 12:59 AM
Hanging out with my friends, who aren't on bluesky
Watched Dunkirk yet again this morning and it really is Nolan's best IMHO. The perfect marriage of his talents with high level emotional storytelling.
July 29, 2023 at 7:47 PM
Watched Dunkirk yet again this morning and it really is Nolan's best IMHO. The perfect marriage of his talents with high level emotional storytelling.
