Jake Wallinger
@jakewallinger.bsky.social
yacht rock enjoyer first, writer second
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I hate bob kraft
March 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I hate bob kraft
Breaks my heart
This app is losing steam. It was a nice week!
November 20, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Breaks my heart
Sasaki Soto offseason
November 19, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Sasaki Soto offseason
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If Ben Zobrist got into the hall of fame I would January 6th Cooperstown
My hottest HOF take is that while Ben Zobrist falls a bit short numbers wise for the HOF, his impact on modern roster building and how teams think about positional versatility is unmatched and he should get in because of how much he changed the game.
November 19, 2024 at 5:26 PM
If Ben Zobrist got into the hall of fame I would January 6th Cooperstown
This is worse than the trump rally
November 19, 2024 at 5:21 PM
This is worse than the trump rally
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This Nancy Mace thing is going to be a defining moment for the Democratic Party. Mace is deliberately bullying another person, one of their colleagues. And if House Dems are too chickenshit to defend their own colleague over this open, blatant hate, what the hell is the point of them anymore.
November 19, 2024 at 2:20 PM
This Nancy Mace thing is going to be a defining moment for the Democratic Party. Mace is deliberately bullying another person, one of their colleagues. And if House Dems are too chickenshit to defend their own colleague over this open, blatant hate, what the hell is the point of them anymore.
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🤞Nick Pivetta rejects the qualifying offer prayer circle🤞
November 19, 2024 at 5:03 PM
🤞Nick Pivetta rejects the qualifying offer prayer circle🤞
ANNOUNCEMENT: Bluesky will be the official home of Mabel Pics™️ beginning this Thursday, November 21st
November 19, 2024 at 4:59 PM
ANNOUNCEMENT: Bluesky will be the official home of Mabel Pics™️ beginning this Thursday, November 21st
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I asked Bruce Springsteen why he says “speedball” instead of “fastball” in “Glory Days” and the gist was, “I don’t know, man.”
Twitter is doing “best celebrity interactions” discourse so we should do WORST ones
not necessarily like that they were a jerk, just that the interaction itself was a fail on some level
like one time Robert Sean Leonard walked past me and I short-circuited so badly I spilled guacamole on myself
not necessarily like that they were a jerk, just that the interaction itself was a fail on some level
like one time Robert Sean Leonard walked past me and I short-circuited so badly I spilled guacamole on myself
November 19, 2024 at 3:54 PM
I asked Bruce Springsteen why he says “speedball” instead of “fastball” in “Glory Days” and the gist was, “I don’t know, man.”
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Joel Embiid announcing that in the final year of his contract he will be choosing one regular season game at random to play, playoffs TBD
November 19, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Joel Embiid announcing that in the final year of his contract he will be choosing one regular season game at random to play, playoffs TBD
Pretty much!
November 19, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Pretty much!
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Paul Mescal on meeting King Charles at the #Gladiator2 premiere
"I'm Irish, so it's not on the list of priorities" ☘️
(via Variety)
"I'm Irish, so it's not on the list of priorities" ☘️
(via Variety)
November 19, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Paul Mescal on meeting King Charles at the #Gladiator2 premiere
"I'm Irish, so it's not on the list of priorities" ☘️
(via Variety)
"I'm Irish, so it's not on the list of priorities" ☘️
(via Variety)
Gillian Anderson Cooper Rush Limbaugh
Cooper Rush Limbaugh
November 19, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Gillian Anderson Cooper Rush Limbaugh
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Just shot straight up in bed as I realized that this movie is releasing on the 20th anniversary of the Oprah Incident
November 19, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Just shot straight up in bed as I realized that this movie is releasing on the 20th anniversary of the Oprah Incident
I think Starfield is like, 100% their worst game, right?
November 19, 2024 at 4:10 AM
I think Starfield is like, 100% their worst game, right?
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I'm gonna cry because this isn't even being hyperbolic.
November 19, 2024 at 4:01 AM
I'm gonna cry because this isn't even being hyperbolic.
Oh is the Sixers’ plan of building around two of the biggest bozos in the NBA not working? Shucks
November 19, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Oh is the Sixers’ plan of building around two of the biggest bozos in the NBA not working? Shucks
The Sixers being a catastrophe is so good for my mental health
November 19, 2024 at 3:46 AM
The Sixers being a catastrophe is so good for my mental health
yeah why not
The Bruins will not practice tomorrow.
November 19, 2024 at 3:41 AM
yeah why not