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Planarian Games
@jakeeldritch.bsky.social
Blame me for MUTANANNY, Clown Helsing, METTLE Core, WSBABSDTEDDCC, and others. He/Him.

See my stuff:
Itch: https://planarian.itch.io/
DrivethruRPG: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/10311/Planarian?affiliate_id=490690
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Live now, what a journey getting there. But what do you mean it's been 10 whole minutes and I'm not fully funded? ;p
#ttrpg
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MUTANANNY by Jake Eldritch - Gamefound
MUTANANNY is a gritty post-apocalyptic role-playing game (RPG) where you and your friends play as degenerate, garbage-dwelling, fun-loving Mutants just trying to make it through their next awful day.
gamefound.com
New character sheet greebling for mutananny. Yes, I'm still finishing it to spite you all, despite the gamefound crowdfunding being a profound and humiliating failure.
#ttrpg
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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I just walked out of federal court where I pleaded NOT GUILTY to the charges against me.

I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Kind of puts the kibosh on the widespread bluesky conspiracy theory that every dem is part of a fiendish cabal rubbing their hands together and cackling.
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November 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Super depressing.
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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It's time for Schumer to step down from his post as minority leader and allow for new leadership to emerge—someone who is willing to consistently fight for the American people. sign.moveon.org/petitions/sc...
Schumer: Step Down as Minority Leader!
It's time for Schumer to step down from his post as minority leader and allow for new leadership to emerge—someone who is willing to consistently fight for the American people.
sign.moveon.org
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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48 hours to go and we need like 3 more backers *bites nails*

Please, if you think you know someone who would like Moonwych and like supporting Indie TTRPG's, send them to Gamefound. Lots of RPG party projects need some last minute love.

#TTRPG

gamefound.com/en/projects/...
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 AM
It's Taro season apparently, or at least the time of the year it shows up at my table more often. My in laws are Cantonese and they serve it as generous slices in a bean sauce. I will get pictures next time. It lifts the spirits at the first bite.
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Huh looks like they kicked me off of that OSR/NSR bluesky list a while back. Wonder what I did.
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November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Nothing gives me more hope for the future than watching undergrads poke frantically at a computer screen complaining that the app won't start.

I've taken to just watching them, and asking why they think that is.
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November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Not once in all my years of GMing have I ever run into "that one fucking guy who keeps trying to make a character who refuses to adventure."
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Rules in ttrpgs are like drinking Bailey's out of a shoe. Have you ever drunk Bailey's out of a shoe? I am discoursing.
#ttrpg
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November 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.

Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.

This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
One of the things I realized about flowcharts in games is how complicated they can look for simple things. If you intend to detail every feature you have to include a lot of nodes, but if you just want to make the gist of a process clear, you have to simplify. See METTLE initiative:
#ttrpg
November 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Pulling a pledge from a crowdfund that isn't going to make it seems like a classless move, just kicking someone when they are already down.

I'm not really surprised by much from the RPG "community" anymore tho.
November 8, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Heliosail - Solar punk. wha? that's right SOLAR punk.
Twilight Sun - Science fiction and Gods. Just read about it, and fall in love.
Punk Fried Chicken - Original flavoured cyberpunk. Fast food, fast action.
Mutannany - Post apocalyptic fun action with mutant powers on demand.

Check them out <3
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Help a creator out :)
Please share this with people you think would love it.
Only 7 days left on this project.

gamefound.com/en/projects/...

likewise for the other winners of the RPG Party competition.

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Moonwych by Dark Frontier Games - Gamefound
Moonwych is a late medieval roleplaying setting and system, where players take on the roles of anthropomorphic animals living in the Island of Moonwych. Mystery surrounds why the animals of Moonwych...
gamefound.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
"Whoever smelt it, dealt it."
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
As far as designing goes, I think there is something to be said for making a game and deciding what rules you need to smooth out the rough spots, instead of making rules to decide what kind of game you must play.
November 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Non-RPG dayjob stuff. Apparently if you imagine the most annoying questions someone could ask you, study out the answers to every annoying question, those are exactly the questions they ask and you are prepared. It's like murphy's law and catastrophizing are positive adaptations.
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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New issue of Orphan and the Five Beasts: BATH OF BLOOD out tomorrow
November 5, 2025 at 8:13 AM
After this election, Trump is going to have to cozy back up with Elon Musk for help again. Watch for that.
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November 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Damn yo a lot of good stuff happened to day on the political scene. That's nice every once in a while.
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November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM