Planarian Games
@jakeeldritch.bsky.social
Blame me for MUTANANNY, Clown Helsing, METTLE Core, WSBABSDTEDDCC, and others. He/Him.
See my stuff:
Itch: https://planarian.itch.io/
DrivethruRPG: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/10311/Planarian?affiliate_id=490690
See my stuff:
Itch: https://planarian.itch.io/
DrivethruRPG: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/10311/Planarian?affiliate_id=490690
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Relatable take. I always cringe when I hear a game marketed as "supporting" an aspect of play. This is a term that deserves to be sequestered within video game rpgs, where it is actually true. "Shaping" as the blog suggests later, maybe more apt but also reveals the actual intent.
I'm eager to continue these conversations both in the places I've already been having them, and in new places like here! If you're interested in seeing new posts and following along, I'll be using itch for all of my post hosting needs moving forward seraphim-seraphina.itch.io/my-blog/devlog
My Blog, and other Assorted Detritus by Seraphim Seraphina
Where I post my thoughts about whatever the hell I want.
seraphim-seraphina.itch.io
December 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Relatable take. I always cringe when I hear a game marketed as "supporting" an aspect of play. This is a term that deserves to be sequestered within video game rpgs, where it is actually true. "Shaping" as the blog suggests later, maybe more apt but also reveals the actual intent.
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METTLE Core Form Fillables Back! - METTLE Core Form Fillable Character Sheet
planarian.itch.io/mettle-core-...
#ttrpg
planarian.itch.io/mettle-core-...
#ttrpg
METTLE Core Form Fillables Back!
These form fillable sheets are back up with the addition of the Culture Attribute and simplified encumbrance!...
planarian.itch.io
December 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
METTLE Core Form Fillables Back! - METTLE Core Form Fillable Character Sheet
planarian.itch.io/mettle-core-...
#ttrpg
planarian.itch.io/mettle-core-...
#ttrpg
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Just think, all this child rape, murder, and infanticide stuff is just the tip of the iceberg. The rest of it is redacted!
a man in a white shirt and tie is screaming with his mouth wide open .
ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is screaming with his mouth wide open .
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Just think, all this child rape, murder, and infanticide stuff is just the tip of the iceberg. The rest of it is redacted!
DragonBong: to prove they can make a bong out of anything, a party of adventurers goes after an ancient red dragon.
December 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
DragonBong: to prove they can make a bong out of anything, a party of adventurers goes after an ancient red dragon.
Whatever the latest ttrpg discourse is, I just want you all to know that I am on whatever the right side is. I mean the right side you agree with.
a joker with a smiley face and the words im innocent on the bottom
ALT: a joker with a smiley face and the words im innocent on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Whatever the latest ttrpg discourse is, I just want you all to know that I am on whatever the right side is. I mean the right side you agree with.
Adding more example characters to Mettle Core (pulp). Should be pretty easy to tell what I filed the serial numbers off of for this one.
December 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Adding more example characters to Mettle Core (pulp). Should be pretty easy to tell what I filed the serial numbers off of for this one.
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We must operate under the assumption that EVERY redaction is a detailed account of Trump raping children. It's the only reasonable conclusion until he proves otherwise.
December 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
We must operate under the assumption that EVERY redaction is a detailed account of Trump raping children. It's the only reasonable conclusion until he proves otherwise.
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any tabletop game that puts emphasis on "Builds" is like... why wouldn't I just play a video game? I got into that shit because I'm a cringe goth Vampire The Masquerade Larper, I don't wanna throw the highest damaging fireball I wanna be the villain from a barbie movie.
December 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
any tabletop game that puts emphasis on "Builds" is like... why wouldn't I just play a video game? I got into that shit because I'm a cringe goth Vampire The Masquerade Larper, I don't wanna throw the highest damaging fireball I wanna be the villain from a barbie movie.
I am going to try playtesting my flagship games (Mutananny/METTLE) on discord. I tried it earlier but it was a little awkward with sharing maps and such. What are some ways to make the process easier?
December 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I am going to try playtesting my flagship games (Mutananny/METTLE) on discord. I tried it earlier but it was a little awkward with sharing maps and such. What are some ways to make the process easier?
Due to my father in law getting a job at a sushi catering service, I just had leftovers - a lobster tail and a fresh pear for breakfast.
a man with a mustache is saying it 's so it 's so beautiful
ALT: a man with a mustache is saying it 's so it 's so beautiful
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December 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Due to my father in law getting a job at a sushi catering service, I just had leftovers - a lobster tail and a fresh pear for breakfast.
Why did no one tell me Amazing Digital Circus is actually pretty good? I thought it was more brainrot until the other day.
a blue cartoon character is wearing a maid outfit and smiling with the words i beg your finest pardon below it
ALT: a blue cartoon character is wearing a maid outfit and smiling with the words i beg your finest pardon below it
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December 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Why did no one tell me Amazing Digital Circus is actually pretty good? I thought it was more brainrot until the other day.
That weird old man we have running things is very noisy tonight.
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
That weird old man we have running things is very noisy tonight.
99% of books should have pages. Please praise me as a genius.
December 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
99% of books should have pages. Please praise me as a genius.
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tbh i genuinely believe that people doing shit like breaking down narrative media into constituent "tropes" and actively pursuing media based around if it fulfills their preferred tropes and showing that you can market a work purely on it fulfilling those tropes was a precursor for AI slop media
December 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
tbh i genuinely believe that people doing shit like breaking down narrative media into constituent "tropes" and actively pursuing media based around if it fulfills their preferred tropes and showing that you can market a work purely on it fulfilling those tropes was a precursor for AI slop media
Hey cool we are about to lose yet another war on drugs.
www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...
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Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Designates Fentanyl as a Weapon of Mass Destruction
DEFENDING AMERICA FROM A CHEMICAL WEAPON: Today, President Donald J. Trump signed an Executive Order designating illicit fentanyl and its core precursor
www.whitehouse.gov
December 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Hey cool we are about to lose yet another war on drugs.
www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...
www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...
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When player conflicts come up in games, it is a shame that so many people resort to petty backlash instead of the tried and true, prosocial method of pinning the offender down and farting on their back. That was the perfect solution to every problem with my high school group.
##trpg
##trpg
a man in a vest says " it works great " in front of a fireplace
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media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
When player conflicts come up in games, it is a shame that so many people resort to petty backlash instead of the tried and true, prosocial method of pinning the offender down and farting on their back. That was the perfect solution to every problem with my high school group.
##trpg
##trpg
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Fulfillment kicks off Friday, pre-order these items before they sell out at AgamemnonPress.com #TTRPG #RPG #OSR
December 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Fulfillment kicks off Friday, pre-order these items before they sell out at AgamemnonPress.com #TTRPG #RPG #OSR
![Farceliche
A fiendish turducken of animated corpses. To evade a grave tax, nobles would bury their dead in the same coffin. To foil this evasion, tax assessors started to open the graves and count bodies. To evade the counting, nobles began to stuff the bodies inside of each other. The restless spirits of their dead lost their patience for this escalating cycle of indignity.
OSE: AC 5 [14] HD 4 (18 hp) Att 2 x weapon, THACO 16 [+3], MV 90’ (30’), SV D10 W11 P12 B13 S14 (4), ML 12, AL Lawful, XP 200, NA 1d6, TT U, Undead, Mundane damage immunity.
Troika: Skill 8, Stamina 18, Initiative 3, Armour 0, Damage as weapon. MIEN: 1 Insulted, 2 Pondering, 3 Distracted, 4 Chagrined, 5 Aggressive, 6 Distressed.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k7rw26fifu3dudy6ftfh2b3t/bafkreieu4g76bc2l4f5hadw3q33fkehy7rvt52s7tsv5xkkmblc2kkous4@jpeg)
I can only mute those who do not mute themselves.
December 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can only mute those who do not mute themselves.