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@jakeeldritch.bsky.social
Blame me for MUTANANNY, Clown Helsing, METTLE Core, WSBABSDTEDDCC, and others. He/Him.

See my stuff:
Itch: https://planarian.itch.io/
DrivethruRPG: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/10311/Planarian?affiliate_id=490690
I made risotto today, first time and it was actually pretty decent. It's not as hard as they say you just have to add the stock slowly and be patient with the stirring. Family loves it so I will be making more in the future.
February 15, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Make no mistake, sequestering potential dem voters is what the death camps they are building are for.
Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."
February 14, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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AOC: "Extreme level of wealth inequality leads to social instability and drives authoritarianism, right-wing populism, and really dangerous domestic internal politics. That is a direct outcome of the failure of democracies over decades to deliver."
February 13, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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Yello - Waba Duba
YouTube video by YelloVEVO
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Ooh let me try this, let's see how many likes and reposts *I* get for parroting a hackneyed engagement bait joke post.
February 13, 2026 at 2:39 PM
www.npr.org/2026/02/12/n...
"Around 2015, it suddenly brightened for about a year. After that, it abruptly started fading away, in both infrared light and the optical light that human eyes can see. Just a few years later, in optical light, it was completely gone."

Know what else happened in 2015?
Have astronomers witnessed the birth of a black hole?
A massive star in the nearby Andromeda galaxy has simply disappeared. Some astronomers believe that it's collapsed in on itself and formed a black hole.
https://www.npr.org/2026/02/12/nx-s1-5707552/have-astronomers-witnessed-the-birth-of-a-black-hole"One
February 13, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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Chatting with @n13e86.bsky.social about the need for space marines scaled stairs in the Imperium.

A sign of heretic cult takeover: the prevalence of human scaled stairs.

Heretics rejoicing at the thought of space marines slipping on tiny stairs and sliding down long stairways on their butts…
February 11, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Thinking of the failure of Melania's movie laundering scheme and Kid Rock's halfwit show leads me to remember Earthdawn for some reason. There, every character had some artistic ability so that they could prove they were not Horrors in disguise.

The Horrors were incapable of any form of art.
February 10, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I think one of my design quirks is that I shy away from things like feats or class features in favor of situational or gear related abilities. I feel like feats and powers make players lean too solipsistic, while more external or temporary abilities encourage interaction with the game world.
#ttrpg
February 10, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Damn, discord was the only place people would actually talk with me. Back to shouting at the void here as the only option?
February 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Doing a more serious project in Godot, a neuron circuit builder. Got this far and decided to change course entirely with a different design for the same thing. Going with a building blocks approach instead of this freeform thing.
February 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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This is torture. The US is torturing children. Children whose words and whose art contain infinitely more humanity than the people keeping them detained.
5/ “I have already spent more than 60 days waking up eating the same repetitive meals…going to the doctor and that the only thing they tell you is to drink more water and the worst thing is that it seems like the water is what makes people sick here…”

From 12-year-old Ender, detained 60+ days
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Ape System Matters discourse starts when?
hub.jhu.edu/2026/02/05/a...
Apes share human ability to imagine
A Johns Hopkins study is the first to show that the capacity to pretend is not uniquely human
hub.jhu.edu
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Only follow a few of these people either way.

Lonely looking graph in my case.
February 9, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
If you were running Delta Green or Call of Cthulu and had the suspects date the suicide announcement before the actual "suicide", your players would complain about it being too obvious. "No one would do that, mystery is too easy."
www.thedailybeast.com/epstein-file...
Epstein Files Reveal Prosecutors’ Announcement Dated Before His Death
The file dump includes multiple draft statements from federal prosecutors about the sex trafficker’s death, one of them dated the day before Epstein died.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:04 PM
If you want a vague idea of how lazy I am, consider that I have a condiment shaker at home with both salt and pepper mixed together.
February 8, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I saw the best minds of my generation, destroyed by a neopets game, that is terrible.
February 7, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
February 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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I have very serious concerns about the Department of Homeland Security’s plans to build an ICE detention center in Washington County.
February 6, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Naked Lembas (Bill Burroughs Lord of the Rings)
Now someone do Tolkien's Conan.
Becoming obsessed with the idea of what if Robert E Howard wrote LoTR
February 6, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me

Scrapple
February 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Oh wow, people are boldly proclaiming that not all of a large genre of things is actually good. What incredible insight! We owe so much to these visionaries for opening our eyes to the truth.
February 5, 2026 at 3:17 PM