Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare
@jakebe.bsky.social
All about that second breakfast, fam.
Black American/Jackalope writer and veteran weird person, loving husband to @thependrake.bsky.social, Social Justice Cleric. He/him/his.
Black American/Jackalope writer and veteran weird person, loving husband to @thependrake.bsky.social, Social Justice Cleric. He/him/his.
Reparations for *every* group that contributed to the US' current superpower status but has been discriminated out of its success
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Reparations for *every* group that contributed to the US' current superpower status but has been discriminated out of its success
Is this cannibalism
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Is this cannibalism
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finally available as a shirt!!!! 🦂🏳️⚧️
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
finally available as a shirt!!!! 🦂🏳️⚧️
*ominous chanting*
Corn Pudding www.smalltownwoman.com/corn-pudding... via @https://twitter.com/smalltownwom
Corn Pudding
Corn lovers unite with this delectable slightly sweet creamy custard like corn pudding This dish is perfect for holidays, family gatherings and Sunday supper alongside a roasted chicken or baked ham.
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November 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
*ominous chanting*
Today's a good day to say "Fuck Kanye West", try it
Fuck Kanye West
Fuck Kanye West
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Today's a good day to say "Fuck Kanye West", try it
Fuck Kanye West
Fuck Kanye West
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It's Tuesday yet again! And this Tuesday is a special Tuesday, as it was 19 years ago TODAY that I posted the first page of Skin Deep! Oh how far we've come. Thanks for reading! www.skindeepcomic.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It's Tuesday yet again! And this Tuesday is a special Tuesday, as it was 19 years ago TODAY that I posted the first page of Skin Deep! Oh how far we've come. Thanks for reading! www.skindeepcomic.com
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Cover reveal!
Robot cats, four hundred drunk rabbits, a kitsune fighter pilot, and a gerbil who thinks she’s James Bond.
A collection of speculative fiction stories, featuring creatures, from Ursa Major and Cóyotl Award winner @huskyteer.co.uk
Cover art and design by @czgoldedition.bsky.social
Robot cats, four hundred drunk rabbits, a kitsune fighter pilot, and a gerbil who thinks she’s James Bond.
A collection of speculative fiction stories, featuring creatures, from Ursa Major and Cóyotl Award winner @huskyteer.co.uk
Cover art and design by @czgoldedition.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Cover reveal!
Robot cats, four hundred drunk rabbits, a kitsune fighter pilot, and a gerbil who thinks she’s James Bond.
A collection of speculative fiction stories, featuring creatures, from Ursa Major and Cóyotl Award winner @huskyteer.co.uk
Cover art and design by @czgoldedition.bsky.social
Robot cats, four hundred drunk rabbits, a kitsune fighter pilot, and a gerbil who thinks she’s James Bond.
A collection of speculative fiction stories, featuring creatures, from Ursa Major and Cóyotl Award winner @huskyteer.co.uk
Cover art and design by @czgoldedition.bsky.social
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
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If I could make a horror movie it would be about a scraggly group of ordinary suburbanites being steadily picked off in the night by an enraged and hateful moose
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
If I could make a horror movie it would be about a scraggly group of ordinary suburbanites being steadily picked off in the night by an enraged and hateful moose
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Popped into the local antiques and curios shop this afternoon and there was some very distinguished portraiture for sale.
September 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Popped into the local antiques and curios shop this afternoon and there was some very distinguished portraiture for sale.
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TONIGHT! It's Unlicensed Adventures!
Our heroes in the Edelweiss Company have thwarted the ascension of the shadowy Illitharid, The Master. Now, at long last, they begin the long journey back home to Unity.
What awaits them on the road? Find out at 6 PM Pacific here --> twitch.tv/microquinn
Our heroes in the Edelweiss Company have thwarted the ascension of the shadowy Illitharid, The Master. Now, at long last, they begin the long journey back home to Unity.
What awaits them on the road? Find out at 6 PM Pacific here --> twitch.tv/microquinn
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
November 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
TONIGHT! It's Unlicensed Adventures!
Our heroes in the Edelweiss Company have thwarted the ascension of the shadowy Illitharid, The Master. Now, at long last, they begin the long journey back home to Unity.
What awaits them on the road? Find out at 6 PM Pacific here --> twitch.tv/microquinn
Our heroes in the Edelweiss Company have thwarted the ascension of the shadowy Illitharid, The Master. Now, at long last, they begin the long journey back home to Unity.
What awaits them on the road? Find out at 6 PM Pacific here --> twitch.tv/microquinn
TONIGHT! It's Unlicensed Adventures!
Our heroes in the Edelweiss Company have thwarted the ascension of the shadowy Illitharid, The Master. Now, at long last, they begin the long journey back home to Unity.
What awaits them on the road? Find out at 6 PM Pacific here --> twitch.tv/microquinn
Our heroes in the Edelweiss Company have thwarted the ascension of the shadowy Illitharid, The Master. Now, at long last, they begin the long journey back home to Unity.
What awaits them on the road? Find out at 6 PM Pacific here --> twitch.tv/microquinn
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
November 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
TONIGHT! It's Unlicensed Adventures!
Our heroes in the Edelweiss Company have thwarted the ascension of the shadowy Illitharid, The Master. Now, at long last, they begin the long journey back home to Unity.
What awaits them on the road? Find out at 6 PM Pacific here --> twitch.tv/microquinn
Our heroes in the Edelweiss Company have thwarted the ascension of the shadowy Illitharid, The Master. Now, at long last, they begin the long journey back home to Unity.
What awaits them on the road? Find out at 6 PM Pacific here --> twitch.tv/microquinn
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This is the most perfectly spot-on, Gen X description of JD Vance there has ever been and no others need apply! 😂
I love that JD Vance is IRL Starscream, just a conniving jackass hated by everyone including his own boss. The one vestigial piece of bipartisanship left in this country
November 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This is the most perfectly spot-on, Gen X description of JD Vance there has ever been and no others need apply! 😂
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Whenever I tell people that ADHD is a wildcard, this is what I mean.
November 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Whenever I tell people that ADHD is a wildcard, this is what I mean.
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SONG FOR A FURRY
Does he run? Does he play? Does he like to dance?
My Sherwood Forest angel ain’t so big on wearing pants
Face as cute as kittens, can he please be my mate?
And show me all the downstairs Disney did not animate
Does he run? Does he play? Does he like to dance?
My Sherwood Forest angel ain’t so big on wearing pants
Face as cute as kittens, can he please be my mate?
And show me all the downstairs Disney did not animate
a cartoon robin hood is standing in the woods with his arms outstretched .
ALT: a cartoon robin hood is standing in the woods with his arms outstretched .
media.tenor.com
February 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
SONG FOR A FURRY
Does he run? Does he play? Does he like to dance?
My Sherwood Forest angel ain’t so big on wearing pants
Face as cute as kittens, can he please be my mate?
And show me all the downstairs Disney did not animate
Does he run? Does he play? Does he like to dance?
My Sherwood Forest angel ain’t so big on wearing pants
Face as cute as kittens, can he please be my mate?
And show me all the downstairs Disney did not animate
Today’s dinner: Martha’s Best Berbere-Spiced Beef Stew!
Blue Apron messed up one too many times, so I moved over to Marleyspoon, a Martha Stewart joint.
I chose this meal service because it had the most-promising international menu!
So far, these are all hitting. :9
Blue Apron messed up one too many times, so I moved over to Marleyspoon, a Martha Stewart joint.
I chose this meal service because it had the most-promising international menu!
So far, these are all hitting. :9
November 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Today’s dinner: Martha’s Best Berbere-Spiced Beef Stew!
Blue Apron messed up one too many times, so I moved over to Marleyspoon, a Martha Stewart joint.
I chose this meal service because it had the most-promising international menu!
So far, these are all hitting. :9
Blue Apron messed up one too many times, so I moved over to Marleyspoon, a Martha Stewart joint.
I chose this meal service because it had the most-promising international menu!
So far, these are all hitting. :9
It looks like my husboo dragged me into following baseball at the right time -- by most accounts, that was a ridiculously fun World Series
Congrats to the Dodgers for two in a row! It's surprising to me that hasn't happened since the Yankees capped a three-peat in 2000. WILD
Congrats to the Dodgers for two in a row! It's surprising to me that hasn't happened since the Yankees capped a three-peat in 2000. WILD
November 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It looks like my husboo dragged me into following baseball at the right time -- by most accounts, that was a ridiculously fun World Series
Congrats to the Dodgers for two in a row! It's surprising to me that hasn't happened since the Yankees capped a three-peat in 2000. WILD
Congrats to the Dodgers for two in a row! It's surprising to me that hasn't happened since the Yankees capped a three-peat in 2000. WILD
One of the things I’m most excited about, obviously, is Project Hobbit. I’d love to get better and more consistent with home cooking so I rely on eating out less.
My waistline and wallet will thank me, I’m sure. ;)
Putting up art, putting away laundry, and making beans and rice today!
My waistline and wallet will thank me, I’m sure. ;)
Putting up art, putting away laundry, and making beans and rice today!
November 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
One of the things I’m most excited about, obviously, is Project Hobbit. I’d love to get better and more consistent with home cooking so I rely on eating out less.
My waistline and wallet will thank me, I’m sure. ;)
Putting up art, putting away laundry, and making beans and rice today!
My waistline and wallet will thank me, I’m sure. ;)
Putting up art, putting away laundry, and making beans and rice today!
Apologies to everyone I’ve been quiet to last week. After the job officially ended, I wanted to take a week to decompress and reset things a bit.
You know, eat pizza, catch up on video games, that sort of thing.
But then! A near-miss on an opportunity for customer service
You know, eat pizza, catch up on video games, that sort of thing.
But then! A near-miss on an opportunity for customer service
November 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Apologies to everyone I’ve been quiet to last week. After the job officially ended, I wanted to take a week to decompress and reset things a bit.
You know, eat pizza, catch up on video games, that sort of thing.
But then! A near-miss on an opportunity for customer service
You know, eat pizza, catch up on video games, that sort of thing.
But then! A near-miss on an opportunity for customer service
How is Tim Meadows consistently the most hilarious person in any room he's in
(This room in particular being Peacemaker S2)
(This room in particular being Peacemaker S2)
November 3, 2025 at 5:30 AM
How is Tim Meadows consistently the most hilarious person in any room he's in
(This room in particular being Peacemaker S2)
(This room in particular being Peacemaker S2)
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Ami has sent me so many fucked up insta reels recently but this might be my favorite because this is how a dream works
November 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Ami has sent me so many fucked up insta reels recently but this might be my favorite because this is how a dream works