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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare
@jakebe.bsky.social
All about that second breakfast, fam.

Black American/Jackalope writer and veteran weird person, loving husband to @thependrake.bsky.social, Social Justice Cleric. He/him/his.
Today’s dinner: Martha’s Best Berbere-Spiced Beef Stew!

Blue Apron messed up one too many times, so I moved over to Marleyspoon, a Martha Stewart joint.

I chose this meal service because it had the most-promising international menu!

So far, these are all hitting. :9
November 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
November 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hey @rbreich.bsky.social I know you’re worried about our democracy and hey I’d donate but I’m being laid off in nine days and I’d appreciate not being jump-scared about being broke as shit at the exact time our government is being gutted there’s only so much stress I can manage thanks
October 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Made my first two loaves of banana bread, from @lazarusrat.net ‘s mom’s recipe.

Friends, let me tell you, it is SO GOOD
October 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Just for you!
August 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
<3
August 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Wow, this is...pretty accurate, warts and all
August 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Today’s Bistro #BlueApron: Crispy Chicken, Bacon & Ranch Sandwiches with roasted potatoes and BBQ mayo.

This turned out pretty well, hard to screw up a chicken breast marinated in buttermilk and pan-fried. :9
June 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Today at Bistro #BlueApron: Honey Mustard Chicken & Farro Salad w/ arugula, carrots & goat cheese.

Not bad, though I wish there was more honey mustard - the little packet broke in the bag, boo
June 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Today at Bistro #BlueApron: Chorizo Enchiladas w/ poblano pepper, rice and Monterey Jack.

Really happy with the shape of these guys, I’ve traditionally been terrible at this. :)
June 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Spider
June 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Oh.
May 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Had some time to kill, so visited Bell’s Books in Palo Alto for a spell. Forgot just how much being in a bookstore makes me feel more like myself.

Respectable sci-fi game too!
May 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
May 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Take the test and post pics of the first 4 you know:
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

I'm not too upset about these results, like...harsh, but fair. XD
May 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Cheesecake #2 is ready for the oven. Good luck babe!!
May 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Mountain View, CA
May 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Here is mine, an African Jackalope (Riverine rabbit x kudu)
April 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Spent yesterday high-crying to Waitress: The Musical and absolutely destroying this burrito, and I have no regrets
April 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Here are some Adobe alternatives for anyone who don't want to pay way too much money for a subscription that hoovers your creativity for AI
April 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
At last, the big reveal! My first cheesecake! This is for the birthday of @lazarusrat.net , and it turned out sooo good. :9
April 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It’s been a rough couple days, but some time in the kitchen actually does me a whole lot of good.

This is my first blind bake!! It’s for a secret project that may be revealed tomorrow!
April 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Fuck yeah
March 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Valentine’s Day beef stroganoff. Cooking has become this huge love language for me, and this is a small way to say I am forever grateful for @thependrake.bsky.social and @lazarusrat.net, my HUNGRY GUYS
February 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
And Veris, Ratfolk Bladesinger/Arcane Trickster. An amnesiac who woke up on the Tepmery's streets, spooky things KEEP happening to him. His familiar, the cat(?) Tzarafar, keeps him company as he avoids finding out about his past. If he does, according to an oracle, the world could come to an end.
February 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM