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jaimeonsomedays.bsky.social
@jaimeonsomedays.bsky.social
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Just FYI, administrative warrants (like the ones used by ICE) are not judicial warrants (used by cops, signed by a judge).

You do NOT legally have to open the door for an ICE officer with an administrative warrant *no matter what the ICE officer says.*
January 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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More tattoos and bigger titties all 2025
January 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Murder House with Coven being a close second
First date questions

Murder house, Asylum, Coven, Freakshow, Hotel, Roanoke, Cult, or Apocalypse ????
January 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
1. Stupidest shit I’ve ever read 2. Every half way decent idea a man has is actually from a woman
An even bigger red flag than body count is a high MIND count. A girl who is mentally ran through will be comparing all of your ideas to other mens ideas. You will never live up to her unrealistic standards of thought. My girlfriend is a cognitive virgin and loves my ideas
January 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Fuck my wife you my slut 4 Life 💗
December 28, 2024 at 2:42 AM
The gift that keeps on giving
Enjoy the Ho Ho Ho-down all over again.

Beyoncé’s show-stopping Christmas Gameday Halftime performance will be available on Netflix as a standalone special. Coming soon…
December 26, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Increase my protein and water consumption. Do a small act of self care weekly
December 23, 2024 at 8:49 PM
If this stops me from watching Beyoncé on Christmas Day, I will tear this entire world apart
Uh oh
December 17, 2024 at 4:26 PM
December 14, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Netflix better have this stream RIGHTTT or someone will be getting Luigi’d
Beyoncé & Mariah Carey will both perform at the NFL’s Christmas Day game.
December 12, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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Stop feeling bad for evil people!!!!!!! Wtf!!! Not even God himself felt bad for smiting his people.
December 5, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Somethings will never change 🥂
December 3, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune. 💰
December 3, 2024 at 1:41 AM
He’s gonna miss Beyoncé’s performance
NEW YORK (AP) — Houston Texans linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair suspended for three games following late hit on Jaguars QB Trevor Lawrence.
December 3, 2024 at 2:17 PM
This is what bigotry should lead to every time. Decomposing alone outlived by all the black people you wished death on 💗
November 30, 2024 at 1:49 PM
I got cussed the fuck out by a yt woman in the store this week… I was so gagged I could barely say anything back
Everybody in the grocery store right now look sorry as hell. Ain’t no joy nowhere, just people who know they in trouble once they arrive 😂
November 29, 2024 at 5:40 AM
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November 29, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Yup that’s the exact line
Women want a freaky nigga until start sealing my blunts with her pussy nectar 🙄
November 29, 2024 at 2:03 AM
How many times do I have to block and unblock the same person before I realize that I’m playing myself?
November 28, 2024 at 3:51 AM
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love when men act bewildered about the fact i am more funny than they are while also being a whore.
November 27, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Oh 🫠
Idk i never spit on my own titties I’m not that nasty.
November 27, 2024 at 2:42 AM
The Texas Buckin’ drink is so good. Its literally what I’m bringing to Thanksgiving this year
I know we made jokes about our girl having her hand out but she ate with Sir Davis and Cécred.
November 26, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Drake getting a recount before Kamala SMH
November 26, 2024 at 5:10 AM