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“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.
March 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.
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🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️
NEW YORK (AP) — Roberta Flack, Grammy-winning singer known for 'Killing Me Softly With His Song' and other intimate hits, dies at 88.
February 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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This, and meanwhile, they’re clinging to the mythology of their own “goodness” when you can turn on pretty much any true crime podcast and hear how they do each other on a regular basis.
It’s only “UNITE” when their comfort is at risk.
They not like us…
It’s only “UNITE” when their comfort is at risk.
They not like us…
February 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This, and meanwhile, they’re clinging to the mythology of their own “goodness” when you can turn on pretty much any true crime podcast and hear how they do each other on a regular basis.
It’s only “UNITE” when their comfort is at risk.
They not like us…
It’s only “UNITE” when their comfort is at risk.
They not like us…
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About 62 different respiratory viruses going around right now but let’s not talk about susceptibility post-COVID infection, especially multiple infections. 😒
February 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
About 62 different respiratory viruses going around right now but let’s not talk about susceptibility post-COVID infection, especially multiple infections. 😒
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You wanna see someone get their phone snatched mid skeet?
February 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You wanna see someone get their phone snatched mid skeet?
Me. Everyday.
February 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Me. Everyday.
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THEY PEGGING OUT HERE
Four years after their split, Bill Gates is now saying that his divorce from Melinda French Gates is ‘the mistake I most regret’
Bill Gates Says Divorcing Melinda Is His Biggest Regret
The Microsoft founder said his split from Melinda French Gates is “at the top of the list” of his failures.
www.thecut.com
January 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
THEY PEGGING OUT HERE
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How I arrived on bluesky
January 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
How I arrived on bluesky
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DON’TCHU GET STUCK!!!
January 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
DON’TCHU GET STUCK!!!
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This Snoop Dogg & Nelly inauguration performance thing got me hot. I hope y’all give the same energy to them that y’all gave to Chrisette Michelle.
January 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
This Snoop Dogg & Nelly inauguration performance thing got me hot. I hope y’all give the same energy to them that y’all gave to Chrisette Michelle.
I find that ….
I get the worst anxiety working v at an elementary school
I get the worst anxiety working v at an elementary school
January 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I find that ….
I get the worst anxiety working v at an elementary school
I get the worst anxiety working v at an elementary school
Wow. I came back swinging. Let me simmer down.
January 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Wow. I came back swinging. Let me simmer down.
He fucked me through the mattress, you know?
January 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
He fucked me through the mattress, you know?
whew. Never wanted to unblock somebody so bad. I’m so thankful I don’t remember his number .
Because I sure would do a hey stranger , and let him come over real quick.
Because I sure would do a hey stranger , and let him come over real quick.
January 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
whew. Never wanted to unblock somebody so bad. I’m so thankful I don’t remember his number .
Because I sure would do a hey stranger , and let him come over real quick.
Because I sure would do a hey stranger , and let him come over real quick.
The sleep I got? Bitch?
January 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The sleep I got? Bitch?
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Khloe Kardashian is smack talking LA Mayor Karen Bass over the wildfires.
In 2022, Khloe used roughly 101,000 gallons of water over the allotted limit during a drought.
Her sister Kim Kardashian used 232,000 gallons over the limit.
IN ONE MONTH.
Bish needs to sit TF down.
In 2022, Khloe used roughly 101,000 gallons of water over the allotted limit during a drought.
Her sister Kim Kardashian used 232,000 gallons over the limit.
IN ONE MONTH.
Bish needs to sit TF down.
January 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Khloe Kardashian is smack talking LA Mayor Karen Bass over the wildfires.
In 2022, Khloe used roughly 101,000 gallons of water over the allotted limit during a drought.
Her sister Kim Kardashian used 232,000 gallons over the limit.
IN ONE MONTH.
Bish needs to sit TF down.
In 2022, Khloe used roughly 101,000 gallons of water over the allotted limit during a drought.
Her sister Kim Kardashian used 232,000 gallons over the limit.
IN ONE MONTH.
Bish needs to sit TF down.
This man wants to take me out but I do not feel safe lmfao. At all.
January 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This man wants to take me out but I do not feel safe lmfao. At all.
My last three exes were:
2 Gemini Men
1 Pisces man.
Told my therapist that I’ll probably be single for the rest of my days. Lmfao
2 Gemini Men
1 Pisces man.
Told my therapist that I’ll probably be single for the rest of my days. Lmfao
My last three exes were:
I only have two exes;
Aquarius Man
Cancer Man
I was single 4 years after the first 🥴
I’m 5.5 years single and counting after the second. 🙅🏽♀️🚫
I only have two exes;
Aquarius Man
Cancer Man
I was single 4 years after the first 🥴
I’m 5.5 years single and counting after the second. 🙅🏽♀️🚫
January 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My last three exes were:
2 Gemini Men
1 Pisces man.
Told my therapist that I’ll probably be single for the rest of my days. Lmfao
2 Gemini Men
1 Pisces man.
Told my therapist that I’ll probably be single for the rest of my days. Lmfao
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Ren & Stimpy really was a fever dream. That show was NUTS.
January 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Ren & Stimpy really was a fever dream. That show was NUTS.
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New: Mark Zuckerberg was warned he'd die in prison. Tim Cook said those who led the "shameful" insurrection "should be held to account." Google's founder said he was "deeply offended" by Trump's first win. Now all have fallen in line, giving $1 million to Trump's inaugural fund wapo.st/3PzjIC1
January 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM
New: Mark Zuckerberg was warned he'd die in prison. Tim Cook said those who led the "shameful" insurrection "should be held to account." Google's founder said he was "deeply offended" by Trump's first win. Now all have fallen in line, giving $1 million to Trump's inaugural fund wapo.st/3PzjIC1
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I love my some sugar in grits.
I love me some salt in pepper in grits.
I love me some cheese in grits!
Such a versatile bad bitch why do yall keep tryna box her in!
I love me some salt in pepper in grits.
I love me some cheese in grits!
Such a versatile bad bitch why do yall keep tryna box her in!
January 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I love my some sugar in grits.
I love me some salt in pepper in grits.
I love me some cheese in grits!
Such a versatile bad bitch why do yall keep tryna box her in!
I love me some salt in pepper in grits.
I love me some cheese in grits!
Such a versatile bad bitch why do yall keep tryna box her in!
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Wash EVERYTHING.
With Soap.
And a washcloth.
After you do it once, do it again for good measure.
Please stop assuming that because you don’t smell *to you* that you don’t smell to other people.
With Soap.
And a washcloth.
After you do it once, do it again for good measure.
Please stop assuming that because you don’t smell *to you* that you don’t smell to other people.
Hey, so fellow white people? Wash your legs. Like, specifically.
And don't admit to not doing so on african-american bluesky unless you want your timeline filled with folk thinking you're disgusting.
TIL
And don't admit to not doing so on african-american bluesky unless you want your timeline filled with folk thinking you're disgusting.
TIL
January 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Wash EVERYTHING.
With Soap.
And a washcloth.
After you do it once, do it again for good measure.
Please stop assuming that because you don’t smell *to you* that you don’t smell to other people.
With Soap.
And a washcloth.
After you do it once, do it again for good measure.
Please stop assuming that because you don’t smell *to you* that you don’t smell to other people.