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Jacqui Burke
@jacquiburke.bsky.social
Storyteller. Marketer. Love to laugh.

I used to be an artist but I am a grown up now.
Holidays are our excuse to eat A LOT of cheese. We're currently on maple cheese kick. Can you tell?

#thanksgiving #thanksgiving2025
October 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
October 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My favourite way to avoid doing, well, everything. Look at the little people running around!

#timewaster #fun #SurvivingMars #computergames
October 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
October 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Mushrooms are so cute. Here's one that appeared in one of our flower planters. Cute yes. Also? It'll probably kill ya.

#flowers #garden #gardening #mushrooms
September 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
September 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
How I deal with Facebook, now. 

I scroll until I find a friend's post, ignoring all others. I like my friend's post. I scroll for another ten or so posts until I see another friend's post, and so on. 

#sigh #whatamess
September 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
First time I have seen an Amtrak train in West Harbour station. Huh. Almost on my way you guys!
September 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Watched Tarantino's Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, and I expected it to be a buddy movie. Most of the movie follows an aging actor and his stunt double in a changing Hollywood, but I would say this is also a revenge fantasy movie. 4 stars.

#film #filmsky #movies
September 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This is the time of year when turtleneck-lovers start dreaming of turtleneck day. Autumn is coming.

#turtleneckday #sweaterweather #fall #autumn
September 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
We are trying to help the wee fat kitties lose weight. Their faces whenever you turn around on the kitchen. Starving, I tell ya.

#catsofinstagram #catsky #cats #catlovers #catlover
August 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
So for about two years, I have lost my gumption. Exhausted and lacking in motivation, I fell out of my daily habits. So, it's back to daily walking. Starting with a pathetic little half kilometre around the block. Such a pretty neighbourhood.
August 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I always wonder about the bros who record misogynist rants in their cars. Are they scared their mums will hear them if they record from their basement bedroom?

#men #women #male #female #why #whywhywhy
August 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Sometimes Ripley just looks like a cute, little kitty. 

A cute, little kitty with plans. Devious plans.

#catsofinstagram #catsky #catlovers #cats #ripleythecat
August 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The chance of your cat murdering while you enjoy your afternoon is also slim, but never zero. Ripley killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

#catsky #catsofinstagram #cat #RipleytheCat
August 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Yojimbo: Lone Ronin comes into a town divided by two warring factions. I did not expect this to be funny, darkly funny, but funny with bursts of intense violence and violent moments. Entertaining, thoughtful. A lot of big face acting. 4 stars.

#filmsky #movies #kuroswa #yojimbo
August 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Watched Weapons last night and have to say I was disappointed. So. Excellent premise and some pretty good storytelling. But the jump scares weren’t that scary, and the core revelation was a big nothing burger for me. Clearly, other people loved this film. 2.5 stars because, disappointed.

#filmsky
August 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Ripley and Newt are dedicated to overthrowing the authorities and taking the house for themselves. I caught them scheming. 

#catsky #catsofinstagram #ripleyandnewt #ripleythecat #newtthecat
August 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Okay, I just want to know why Maple Syrup Cheddar is made in the UK. Hahahahah!

#lovecheese #denningers #maplecheese
August 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
On Poilievre's Participation Prize and why he's bad for the PCs and Canada.

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/19uYpbPzig/
August 19, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Reposted by Jacqui Burke
Poilievre promises Battle River-Crowfoot if elected they will never see him again
Poilievre promises Battle River-Crowfoot if elected they will never see him again
CAMROSE, AB - Speaking to a rally in the closing days of this summer's by-election, Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre assured voters that electing him would ensure that they would never risk runnin...
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August 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
You know, losing weight over sixty is a little like chipping away at a slab of granite that's cranky cause it hasn't had its coffee. It just won't give.

Having said that, I am officially down about twenty pounds. All good except that I still look like this sheep.

#losingweight #weightloss
August 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Reposted by Jacqui Burke
Ontario 🇨🇦 Canadians
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August 15, 2025 at 12:15 PM
How many writers does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but you have to change it 50 times before it's exactly right.

#badjokewednesday #dadjokewednesday
August 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Noticed that I missed a few writing contest deadlines, but I figure that gives me more time to get it right. 

#writerslife #writer #writersofinstagram #allgood #onward #initstime #whenitsready
August 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM