Jacques Granger
@jacquesgranger.bsky.social
The Family Ghost (post-punk band, 2001 - present) |
Revenge Body (solo electronics, 2017 - present) |
Video-game, pinball, and doctrinaire giallo enthusiast |
Queer, leftist, fat liberationist | He/him | Memphis, TN | 46
https://linktr.ee/jacquesgranger
Revenge Body (solo electronics, 2017 - present) |
Video-game, pinball, and doctrinaire giallo enthusiast |
Queer, leftist, fat liberationist | He/him | Memphis, TN | 46
https://linktr.ee/jacquesgranger
Just learned that FetLife isn't for fettucine enthusiasts. At least not exclusively. Mama mia! 😳
January 22, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Just learned that FetLife isn't for fettucine enthusiasts. At least not exclusively. Mama mia! 😳
"More idols than realities
uwu
I'm okay, you're so-so
uwu"
uwu
I'm okay, you're so-so
uwu"
January 22, 2026 at 6:09 AM
"More idols than realities
uwu
I'm okay, you're so-so
uwu"
uwu
I'm okay, you're so-so
uwu"
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i’m fascinated by this new strategy wjere multiple ai company CEOs have been going on tears tours this year so far complaining about how anti ai sentiment has hurt their businesses
Jensen Huang of Nvidia, $NVDA, has said relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has done a lot of damage, per Techspot.
January 21, 2026 at 4:07 PM
i’m fascinated by this new strategy wjere multiple ai company CEOs have been going on tears tours this year so far complaining about how anti ai sentiment has hurt their businesses
Reposted by Jacques Granger
Minimum wage job: takes training to do at all quickly and without losing a finger
Medium wage job: takes training to do at all quickly without making a million dollar mistake
CEO: doesn't need to be literate, can burn $70 billion on any stupid idea he wants, infinite ketamine
Medium wage job: takes training to do at all quickly without making a million dollar mistake
CEO: doesn't need to be literate, can burn $70 billion on any stupid idea he wants, infinite ketamine
January 21, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Minimum wage job: takes training to do at all quickly and without losing a finger
Medium wage job: takes training to do at all quickly without making a million dollar mistake
CEO: doesn't need to be literate, can burn $70 billion on any stupid idea he wants, infinite ketamine
Medium wage job: takes training to do at all quickly without making a million dollar mistake
CEO: doesn't need to be literate, can burn $70 billion on any stupid idea he wants, infinite ketamine
Reposted by Jacques Granger
Minimum wage job: 12 hours of delicate, finicky, painful hard work
Medium wage job: 8 hours a day of delicate, annoying hard work. With emails
CEO of company: 4 hours of gooning to his AI secretary with a suspiciously childlike face, with word salad about quantum physics and how smart he is
Medium wage job: 8 hours a day of delicate, annoying hard work. With emails
CEO of company: 4 hours of gooning to his AI secretary with a suspiciously childlike face, with word salad about quantum physics and how smart he is
January 21, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Minimum wage job: 12 hours of delicate, finicky, painful hard work
Medium wage job: 8 hours a day of delicate, annoying hard work. With emails
CEO of company: 4 hours of gooning to his AI secretary with a suspiciously childlike face, with word salad about quantum physics and how smart he is
Medium wage job: 8 hours a day of delicate, annoying hard work. With emails
CEO of company: 4 hours of gooning to his AI secretary with a suspiciously childlike face, with word salad about quantum physics and how smart he is
P!NK is a foundational Cookie-Monster pajama-pants musician.
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 PM
P!NK is a foundational Cookie-Monster pajama-pants musician.
Reposted by Jacques Granger
Reposted by Jacques Granger
it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
January 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
Video System's Power Spikes II really coming through with the character names.
January 10, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Video System's Power Spikes II really coming through with the character names.
Reposted by Jacques Granger
I lost a lot of money on this one
January 10, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I lost a lot of money on this one
Reposted by Jacques Granger
Reposted by Jacques Granger
Also, when reporters start talking about the chatbots this way, it is imperative to remind them they are basically asking a toaster for comment. They should be a lot more embarrassed about this than they currently are.
“Grok told CNN…” no it didn’t. You typed stuff into an unreliable calculator.
“Grok told CNN…” no it didn’t. You typed stuff into an unreliable calculator.
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Also, when reporters start talking about the chatbots this way, it is imperative to remind them they are basically asking a toaster for comment. They should be a lot more embarrassed about this than they currently are.
“Grok told CNN…” no it didn’t. You typed stuff into an unreliable calculator.
“Grok told CNN…” no it didn’t. You typed stuff into an unreliable calculator.
Reposted by Jacques Granger
The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.
January 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.
Getting escorted away from the blackjack table by casino security:
"But I thought y'all *wanted* us to bust!"
"But I thought y'all *wanted* us to bust!"
January 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Getting escorted away from the blackjack table by casino security:
"But I thought y'all *wanted* us to bust!"
"But I thought y'all *wanted* us to bust!"
DID YOU KNOW? Beethoven wrote the Moonlight Sonata on commission in 1985 for the first Hyundai Sonata commercials.
January 1, 2026 at 10:22 PM
DID YOU KNOW? Beethoven wrote the Moonlight Sonata on commission in 1985 for the first Hyundai Sonata commercials.
My favorite movie of the year and every year in the future is that one gif of Kwon Eun-Bi performing at Waterbomb Seoul 2025.
Thank you.
Thank you.
December 31, 2025 at 8:02 AM
My favorite movie of the year and every year in the future is that one gif of Kwon Eun-Bi performing at Waterbomb Seoul 2025.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Turns out that people on FB who laugh-react local news stories about Kwanzaa celebrations lose their senses of humor pretty quick when you go to their pages, laugh-react their Christmas pictures, and call their entire families a bunch of gross uggos.
December 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Turns out that people on FB who laugh-react local news stories about Kwanzaa celebrations lose their senses of humor pretty quick when you go to their pages, laugh-react their Christmas pictures, and call their entire families a bunch of gross uggos.
I'm going to thread my twenty-five favorite video games of 2025 in alphabetical order.
It will not surprise you to hear that my GOTY is Silent Hill f, or that the game that most hit me where I live is Consume Me.
It will not surprise you to hear that my GOTY is Silent Hill f, or that the game that most hit me where I live is Consume Me.
December 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'm going to thread my twenty-five favorite video games of 2025 in alphabetical order.
It will not surprise you to hear that my GOTY is Silent Hill f, or that the game that most hit me where I live is Consume Me.
It will not surprise you to hear that my GOTY is Silent Hill f, or that the game that most hit me where I live is Consume Me.
Who need they Christmussy celebrate(d)?
Is that anything?
Is that anything?
December 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Who need they Christmussy celebrate(d)?
Is that anything?
Is that anything?
I bet I could pet the Yule Cat without getting scratched or bitten. I'm simply built different.
December 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I bet I could pet the Yule Cat without getting scratched or bitten. I'm simply built different.
TIL that when songs talk about clapping cheeks it's about BUTT cheeks and not about making a face like the kid from Home Alone.
December 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
TIL that when songs talk about clapping cheeks it's about BUTT cheeks and not about making a face like the kid from Home Alone.
🎶🎶
"Hey
Maybe I'll pet a dog
Maybe I'll crank my hog
Maybe I'll drink some wine
Maybe I'll snort a bunch of lines
Me, I'll be just
FIIIIIIIIIINE AND DANDY
LORD, IT'S LIKE A
HARD CANDY CHRISTMAS"
🎶🎶
"Hey
Maybe I'll pet a dog
Maybe I'll crank my hog
Maybe I'll drink some wine
Maybe I'll snort a bunch of lines
Me, I'll be just
FIIIIIIIIIINE AND DANDY
LORD, IT'S LIKE A
HARD CANDY CHRISTMAS"
🎶🎶
December 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
🎶🎶
"Hey
Maybe I'll pet a dog
Maybe I'll crank my hog
Maybe I'll drink some wine
Maybe I'll snort a bunch of lines
Me, I'll be just
FIIIIIIIIIINE AND DANDY
LORD, IT'S LIKE A
HARD CANDY CHRISTMAS"
🎶🎶
"Hey
Maybe I'll pet a dog
Maybe I'll crank my hog
Maybe I'll drink some wine
Maybe I'll snort a bunch of lines
Me, I'll be just
FIIIIIIIIIINE AND DANDY
LORD, IT'S LIKE A
HARD CANDY CHRISTMAS"
🎶🎶