You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself resemble a day old gas station hotdog.
LEFT: Started his career as a clown.
RIGHT: Ended his career as one.
RIGHT: Ended his career as one.
March 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself resemble a day old gas station hotdog.
This dude needs to get a real job. He’s not even a sports writer.
Knicks strong end to 2nd Q
March 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This dude needs to get a real job. He’s not even a sports writer.
Eat the rich. We are being dicked by plutocrats. Wake up, America. While they have us arguing over trans or gay rights, they’re busy sticking it in our own asses.
February 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Eat the rich. We are being dicked by plutocrats. Wake up, America. While they have us arguing over trans or gay rights, they’re busy sticking it in our own asses.
Shirtless fat AI Trump is still too skinny to accurately portray real life shirtless Trump.
Trump just posted an AI video depicting the Gaza Strip as 'Trump Gaza.' Here are some screenshots.
February 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Shirtless fat AI Trump is still too skinny to accurately portray real life shirtless Trump.
Since when are free markets underserved? Has he never watched television once in his life?
Jeff Bezos will be censoring progressive opinions at the Washington Post. He says so himself today.
So ditch the Post and support independent journalism:
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So ditch the Post and support independent journalism:
Zeteo.com/subscribe
February 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Since when are free markets underserved? Has he never watched television once in his life?
I have never met someone that has claimed to love the movies or name the franchise as their favorite.
I have belatedly come to this tragic view also
one of my favorite running storylines in culture is that people treat JAMES BOND as a franchise full of classic, beloved movies that has only recently lost its way, when the reality is that literally almost every single movie in the history of the franchise sucks.
February 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I have never met someone that has claimed to love the movies or name the franchise as their favorite.
He really does have the shortest and fattest little digits.
Scrolling Getty and couldn't help but notice this photo of a huge bruise on Trump's hand today
February 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
He really does have the shortest and fattest little digits.
Reposted by Jacques Frost
This is a truly outrageous story that shows how Trump has destroyed the independence of the U.S. Justice Department.
February 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
This is a truly outrageous story that shows how Trump has destroyed the independence of the U.S. Justice Department.
“It was like 70% to 2%” - the man who bankrupted two casinos doesn’t know basic math.
ding ding ding
Trump on DOGE: "It has nothing to do with the Constitution."
February 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
“It was like 70% to 2%” - the man who bankrupted two casinos doesn’t know basic math.
I blame Big Ballz
February 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I blame Big Ballz
I am shocked Agent Krasnov would say such a thing.
Trump on whether the US will help rebuild Ukraine: "We're in there for about $350b. I think that's a pretty big contribution."
February 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I am shocked Agent Krasnov would say such a thing.
Seeing Trump get shut down is my new favorite kink.
Macron corrects Trump after he claims "Europe is loaning the money to Ukraine. They get their money back."
February 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Seeing Trump get shut down is my new favorite kink.
Let’s start with cutting SpaceX’s contracts.
Elon Musk: "If we don't solve the deficit, there won't be money for medical care, there won't be money for social security ... it's gotta be solved or there's no medical care, there's no social security, there's no nothing. It's gotta be solved. It's not optional ... that's why I'm here."
February 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Let’s start with cutting SpaceX’s contracts.
Why does he always look like a prolapsed asshole?
February 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Why does he always look like a prolapsed asshole?
You’re my favorite person named Mark Cuban 💕
February 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
You’re my favorite person named Mark Cuban 💕
Free speech is what allowed him to proudly and unashamedly tell the world he fucks furniture.
Over at the other place, JD Vance is calling me a ‘dummy’ for pointing out his administration’s attacks on journalists and free speech here at home. Musk literally today called for the jailing of CBS journalists.
The VP clearly has a lot of time on his hands.
The VP clearly has a lot of time on his hands.
February 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Free speech is what allowed him to proudly and unashamedly tell the world he fucks furniture.
Musk, famous for not making his billions from government contracts.
Fox News host John Roberts: "If you're gonna trust anybody with rooting out waste, fraud, and abuse, wouldn't you want it to be a guy who really doesn't need your money?"
(Rich people, famous for not wanting more money ... )
(Rich people, famous for not wanting more money ... )
February 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Musk, famous for not making his billions from government contracts.
Anybody else remember when Rubio threw himself on the floor crying because Obama dared to lighten sanctions against Cuba?
Marco Rubio hypes "pretty unique, potentially historic economic partnerships" with Putin
February 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Anybody else remember when Rubio threw himself on the floor crying because Obama dared to lighten sanctions against Cuba?
He looks like a strangulated testicle.
February 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
He looks like a strangulated testicle.
We are a loathsome, hate-fueled country. We are the shithole now.
The uncomfortable truth is the "Trump campaigned on egg prices" thing is something Dems tell themselves to rationalize what happened in November. Trump actually campaigned on hate and abusing power -- and won!
The sorry state of the American electorate is a difficult thing to come to terms with.
The sorry state of the American electorate is a difficult thing to come to terms with.
He's not even trying to hide it
Trump's Time Magazine interview exposes a malevolent fool.
www.publicnotice.co
February 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
We are a loathsome, hate-fueled country. We are the shithole now.
Exactly the word that comes to mind when describing the pageantry of forceful removal and ethnic cleansing.
"majestic"?
Leavitt: "The president feels it would be much better and more majestic if these Palestinians could be moved to safer areas."
February 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Exactly the word that comes to mind when describing the pageantry of forceful removal and ethnic cleansing.
You wonder when the world decides to move on from America. We are speed running our way to being the 12th Pariah State.
February 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
You wonder when the world decides to move on from America. We are speed running our way to being the 12th Pariah State.
Interesting. As if Rubio abandoning every position he had prior to 2016 wasn’t a good enough indication.
Van Hollen: "My one vote I cast for a member of the Trump cabinet was for now Secretary Rubio. I regret to say I regret that vote, because once installed in office he is essentially abandoning the positions he took here." (Who could've foreseen ... )
February 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Interesting. As if Rubio abandoning every position he had prior to 2016 wasn’t a good enough indication.
Can’t wait to see their supporters blame Biden for their credit card rates skyrocketing to 50%
"After efforts to kill CFPB in court ran aground, Republicans are now trying to strangle it through a series of wildly illegal actions aimed at making it impossible to resuscitate the bureau even if the Supreme Court eventually orders them to do so."
Trump burns down financial watchdog agency to spite Liz Warren
And if it lets Elon get his payments app started without federal regulation, even better!
www.publicnotice.co
February 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Can’t wait to see their supporters blame Biden for their credit card rates skyrocketing to 50%