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Jacob Haynes
@jacobroger.bsky.social
dad|husband|dog bro|neighbor|ally🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
tech nerd, metalhead, weekend musician, midnight writer, GADHD, veteran, still Christian
ATX
Bombing for peace.
Retaliatory missiles for de-escaltion.
More bombs as a warning strike.
More missiles to save face.
Boots on the ground because liberation.
June 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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June 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
fuck we're headed right into operation "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER" aren't we?
June 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I'm so tired of fighting someone else's wars.
June 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
guys idk if I can vape my way outta this one
June 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Give my latest blab a read, I think it's worth it. I quote Fred Durst and implore everyone to peacefully protest tomorrow.
You may all go to hell and I will go protest in Texas.
And you should too
open.substack.com
June 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Councilor @etelhaxhiaj.bsky.social has more spine than most of us. Thank you for putting your body on the line and standing up against ICE.

www.boston.com/news/local-n...
May 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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I'M GONNA KEEP ON DANCIN AT THE
May 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.
The entire administration is going to be staffed by Fox News hosts
May 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Everything is fucked so I'm obsessively rewatching every grainy video of Jeff Buckley the internet has to offer.

Anyways how u doin?
May 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Can the monkeys at the galactic typewriters please stop? You have gotten close enough to Shakespeare, I promise, just give us a night of peace.
Did the New England Patriots team plane just fly to Guantanamo? 👀
April 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs
April 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Woke Ally Jerry Jones, welcome to the resistance brother ✊
This is NOT what I was expecting
April 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I'm getting more breaking news alerts about this spoiled mfer than Kilmar Abrego Garcia and Andry Hernandez Romero combined
April 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Time to speak up
March 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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I’ve taken the Senate floor and will speak for as long as I’m physically able to lift the voices of Americans who are being harmed and not being heard in this moment of crisis. Watch here:
Live: Speaking on Trump, Musk, and America’s Moral Moment on the Senate Floor | Senator Cory Booker
YouTube video by Senator Cory Booker
youtube.com
March 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
@booker.senate.gov thank you, from the bottom of my heart.
April 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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i need less decorum and more “home game in philadelphia” when it comes to the energy in the room.
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Aight I can't watch this mindlessness anymore, I'll catch the lowlights tomorrow. Back to basketball or videogames or some shit.
March 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Trump whining that Democrats wouldn't applaud him even if he cured a disease and then a second later bragging about withdrawing from the World Health Organization
March 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I swear to dog this guy is about to claim the sky has actually always been red white and blue and the whole GOP is gonna cheer and clap and foam at the mouth.
March 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The signs are petty and I love it
March 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Trump: "We have accomplished more in 43 days than most administrations accomplish in 4 years or 8 years."

The economy:
March 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Rep. Al Green is a goddamn hero.
March 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
OKAY AL
March 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM