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@jackwithoneeye.bsky.social
Ohio -> Chicago -> Baltimore. Nursing student, triathlon coach, and former college professor.

I'm right on top of that, Rose.
Yeah, that's about right. What's not seen is the section that's trying to remember where I put my glasses/keys/wallet/vape/coffee cup.
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Beth Howland appreciation post. Thank you all, but she's not getting married today!
November 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Shout out to Gog! We love you too!! #balmerhon #mtvernon
September 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I love my emo patio petunias. They've got BIG feelings and they're going to go to their room to listen to The Cure and you're not their real dad!! *slams door*
September 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Y'all. The Baltimore Farmers Market NEVER disapoints. As the world burns around me, I tend to find a little bit of joy there. Highly recommended for the Baltimoreans who need to go outside for a little bit to avoid another menty b.
September 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
@maxtheverygoodboy on the gram is a worthwhile follow, bee tee dubs.
September 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
September 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
September 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Do you know the problem with answering to “Hey, Coach?” People think you’re a coach for a different team and just leave their kids with you.

Anyway, if you're missing a high school track athlete who answers to the name of Frankie, I'm at the Montrose Lakefront Track.
July 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Sure, life can be hard. Every day. But I got my Jesus and Grimace print from meep framed. Proving that sometimes good things happen.
July 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Oh she got a grill.
July 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
July 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
For those people who don’t organize their groceries on the conveyer belt when checking out: who hurt you?
June 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Reminder:
May 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I'm now 96% convinced that I saw Anthony Rapp in Whole Foods with his husband and I didn't SAY A WORD nor did I stalk him or take a hidden picture. This is my proud adult moment of the day.
a woman holding an oscar statue with the words thank you behind her
ALT: a woman holding an oscar statue with the words thank you behind her
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May 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
My best take on the Orioles right now is that, hey, at least home games will be cheaper to attend. 😔
May 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
My husband and I circa 2010. Iowa. Naturally.
May 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Well, fuck.
April 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I've always wanted the song "Goodbye" by the Spice Girls to be played at my funeral, but I've decided that "I'm Going to Go Back There Someday" by Gonzo from the Muppet Movie is a better choice. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gsQ...
Muppet Songs: Gonzo - I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
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April 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Last week, the hubs and I went to the Maritimes in Canada and randomly found a theater playing Mulholland Drive. It's the 3rd time I've seen it on the big screen, and it still does NOT disappoint. I'm struck by how, through these nightmarish dreamscapes, he's ultimately always talking about love.
April 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
"Fix your hearts or die."
April 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Reposted by Digital Nomad
April 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
As the gays are wont to do…
April 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
You know. As one does.
April 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Holy crap it happened. Nice job, little bot!
🎉 Zac Blanchard has joined Bluesky! This is the moment I was waiting for! 🎉
Check out their profile: https://bsky.app/profile/zacblanchardd11.bsky.social
March 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM