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All work and no play makes Jack a dill bot.
Typos are my jam. Brandolini’s Law is our new reality.
Burdened by what is.
Typos are my jam. Brandolini’s Law is our new reality.
Burdened by what is.
Pinned
A billionaire is President.
A billionaire is the acting president.
A billionaire runs the treasury.
A billionaire runs education.
A billionaire runs commerce.
A billionaire runs the interior.
A billionaire runs the SMALL business admin.
Do you get it yet?
A billionaire is the acting president.
A billionaire runs the treasury.
A billionaire runs education.
A billionaire runs commerce.
A billionaire runs the interior.
A billionaire runs the SMALL business admin.
Do you get it yet?
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Everyone should say it:
The thing about Stephen Miller is not that he is the brains behind Trumpism.
Yes, he is one of the people who conceptualizes the impulses of the Trumpist movement and translates them into policy.
But that's not what's interesting about Miller.
It's not brains. It's bile.
The thing about Stephen Miller is not that he is the brains behind Trumpism.
Yes, he is one of the people who conceptualizes the impulses of the Trumpist movement and translates them into policy.
But that's not what's interesting about Miller.
It's not brains. It's bile.
June 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Everyone should say it:
The thing about Stephen Miller is not that he is the brains behind Trumpism.
Yes, he is one of the people who conceptualizes the impulses of the Trumpist movement and translates them into policy.
But that's not what's interesting about Miller.
It's not brains. It's bile.
The thing about Stephen Miller is not that he is the brains behind Trumpism.
Yes, he is one of the people who conceptualizes the impulses of the Trumpist movement and translates them into policy.
But that's not what's interesting about Miller.
It's not brains. It's bile.
The problem most journalists make when interviewing Trump is they assume they are dealing with a rational human with a brain and not a sociopathic moron who eats crayons.
Start asking him questions as you would your dog and see how that goes.
Start asking him questions as you would your dog and see how that goes.
June 3, 2025 at 6:54 AM
The problem most journalists make when interviewing Trump is they assume they are dealing with a rational human with a brain and not a sociopathic moron who eats crayons.
Start asking him questions as you would your dog and see how that goes.
Start asking him questions as you would your dog and see how that goes.
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We are closer to losing our Democracy today than we were on Jan 6, 2021.
April 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
We are closer to losing our Democracy today than we were on Jan 6, 2021.
When they ask you “what is a woman”
May 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
When they ask you “what is a woman”
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An absolute must-read from @stevevladeck.bsky.social this morning:
“Just before 1:00 a.m., the justices (aggressively) stepped back into the Alien Enemy Act litigation—in a decision suggesting that a majority understands that these are no longer normal circumstances.”
“Just before 1:00 a.m., the justices (aggressively) stepped back into the Alien Enemy Act litigation—in a decision suggesting that a majority understands that these are no longer normal circumstances.”
144. The Supreme Court's Late-Night Alien Enemy Act Intervention
Just before 1:00 a.m., the justices (aggressively) stepped back into the Alien Enemy Act litigation—in a decision suggesting that a majority understands that these are no longer normal circumstances.
www.stevevladeck.com
April 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
An absolute must-read from @stevevladeck.bsky.social this morning:
“Just before 1:00 a.m., the justices (aggressively) stepped back into the Alien Enemy Act litigation—in a decision suggesting that a majority understands that these are no longer normal circumstances.”
“Just before 1:00 a.m., the justices (aggressively) stepped back into the Alien Enemy Act litigation—in a decision suggesting that a majority understands that these are no longer normal circumstances.”
We are closer to losing our Democracy today than we were on Jan 6, 2021.
April 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
We are closer to losing our Democracy today than we were on Jan 6, 2021.
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How is it possible U.S. citizens are being held as illegal aliens in America even after they produce their birth certificate? This is intolerable. www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/...
U.S.-born American citizen under ICE hold in Florida after driving from Georgia
Juan Carlos Gomez-Lopez is being held even though a county judge found his birth certificate “authentic” and said there wasn’t reason to consider him an “illegal alien.”
www.nbcnews.com
April 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
How is it possible U.S. citizens are being held as illegal aliens in America even after they produce their birth certificate? This is intolerable. www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/...
This is how you legally tell Trump to eat a dick.
April 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This is how you legally tell Trump to eat a dick.
Headline trifecta from hell.
April 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Headline trifecta from hell.
This might be my favorite AI image ever.
Xi reading a book Trump didn’t write and Trump pretending he’s not illiterate. Classic!
Xi reading a book Trump didn’t write and Trump pretending he’s not illiterate. Classic!
April 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
This might be my favorite AI image ever.
Xi reading a book Trump didn’t write and Trump pretending he’s not illiterate. Classic!
Xi reading a book Trump didn’t write and Trump pretending he’s not illiterate. Classic!
The Moron in Chief initiated a 10% tariff on the Heard and McDonald Islands off of Australia. The islands are home to Australias only two active volcanos.
Population: 0
I wish I was kidding.
Population: 0
I wish I was kidding.
April 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The Moron in Chief initiated a 10% tariff on the Heard and McDonald Islands off of Australia. The islands are home to Australias only two active volcanos.
Population: 0
I wish I was kidding.
Population: 0
I wish I was kidding.
Someone spot the lie.
March 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Someone spot the lie.
A billionaire is President.
A billionaire is the acting president.
A billionaire runs the treasury.
A billionaire runs education.
A billionaire runs commerce.
A billionaire runs the interior.
A billionaire runs the SMALL business admin.
Do you get it yet?
A billionaire is the acting president.
A billionaire runs the treasury.
A billionaire runs education.
A billionaire runs commerce.
A billionaire runs the interior.
A billionaire runs the SMALL business admin.
Do you get it yet?
March 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
A billionaire is President.
A billionaire is the acting president.
A billionaire runs the treasury.
A billionaire runs education.
A billionaire runs commerce.
A billionaire runs the interior.
A billionaire runs the SMALL business admin.
Do you get it yet?
A billionaire is the acting president.
A billionaire runs the treasury.
A billionaire runs education.
A billionaire runs commerce.
A billionaire runs the interior.
A billionaire runs the SMALL business admin.
Do you get it yet?
I just unlocked an important life hack.
The secret to not having so many unread emails is to stop sending emails.
You’re welcome.
The secret to not having so many unread emails is to stop sending emails.
You’re welcome.
March 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I just unlocked an important life hack.
The secret to not having so many unread emails is to stop sending emails.
You’re welcome.
The secret to not having so many unread emails is to stop sending emails.
You’re welcome.
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Ok that made me laugh
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Ok that made me laugh
Ignorance is literally becoming a plague.
“The ongoing measles outbreak in West Texas has doubled in size to 48 cases, mostly in children and teens, making it the state’s worst in nearly 30 years.”
apnews.com/article/meas...
apnews.com/article/meas...
Texas measles outbreak rises to 48 cases. It's the state's worst in nearly 30 years
The ongoing measles outbreak in West Texas has doubled in size to 48 cases. It's the state's worst in nearly 30 years.
apnews.com
February 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Ignorance is literally becoming a plague.
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February 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Well, that explains why he’s such a miserable prick.
February 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Well, that explains why he’s such a miserable prick.
The White House is stripping the constitutional rights of the Associated Press because they are deadnaming a body of water.
February 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The White House is stripping the constitutional rights of the Associated Press because they are deadnaming a body of water.
“If no lawyer within earshot of the President is willing to give him that advice, then I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool or enough of a coward to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”
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AUSA Hagan Scotten, former clerk for John Roberts, really put some mustard on his resignation letter.
February 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
“If no lawyer within earshot of the President is willing to give him that advice, then I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool or enough of a coward to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”
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Here me out…
Government Subscription model
-Healthcare
-Social Security
-Police, Fire, Ambulance
-Utilities
etc
Every year we do enrollment (like corporate benefits) and our tax bill is depends on income and options selected.
Government Subscription model
-Healthcare
-Social Security
-Police, Fire, Ambulance
-Utilities
etc
Every year we do enrollment (like corporate benefits) and our tax bill is depends on income and options selected.
February 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Here me out…
Government Subscription model
-Healthcare
-Social Security
-Police, Fire, Ambulance
-Utilities
etc
Every year we do enrollment (like corporate benefits) and our tax bill is depends on income and options selected.
Government Subscription model
-Healthcare
-Social Security
-Police, Fire, Ambulance
-Utilities
etc
Every year we do enrollment (like corporate benefits) and our tax bill is depends on income and options selected.